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Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

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Starlight convinces Spike to let her test out a new spell on him, one that should let him understand every language ever. He really should've known better.

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I tried to use magic and it backfired on me!” Starlight blurted.

Twilight tilted her head as she looked at Starlight. “But that’s neither new nor interesting.”

:rainbowlaugh:

Wonderful little tale. Thank you for it.

OUCH the pun at the end was PAINful

Ha. Ha. Ha.





But seriously, nice piece.

Son of a bitch.

*Favs*

I fucking love a good pun you magnificent bastard.

I.... Hate you burning passion...
*favs*

Oh my word you set up this entire minific just for a pun.

I don't know if I hate you or love you for this.

Dmmt Rmblng, ll tht fr pn.
Mgnfcnt.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clever girl, ain'tcha?

Disemvowelled. Really? :rainbowlaugh: A good chuckle-worthy pun. Bravo, sir.

8998691
Hey, I was just about to comment on those exact lines! Are... are you me from another worldline? :pinkiegasp:

8999222
Given the typical content of my stories? I wouldn't be surprised.

... drt bstrd...

Beautiful. Can't figure out what the first word in the chapter title is, though, and it's bugging me. "Building"?

FM

You dirty son of a pun.

8999076
Feghoof. You need a proper horsey pun.

8999222
It was either that, or Spike was experiencing a severe loss of vowel control. I decided not to go for that one.

8999387
Yeah, "building".

Ha, ha, ha, faved. :derpytongue2:

Makes me think of how I used to name files on my computer by removing all of the vowels...helped to make the names seem cryptic to those trying to steal peeks. :ajsmug:

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Meanwhile, I can't figure out the last word in the chapter title, and I just know it's going to be something obvious that I'll kick myself for not figuring out sooner on my own. :rainbowlaugh:

8999387
The chapter is ‘frog in your throat’ without vowels.

EDIT: and I misread story name as the chapter name.

8999551
The last word in the chapter title is "barrier".

I want to hate you for the pun at the end but I'm too busy laughing.

Well played, sir/madam. Well played.

All of that for a bad pun?!
...
I approve.

I noticed what was up with Spike's speech by the second line and then it was just a case of waiting to see the punchline.

I was not disappointed.

*tips helmet*

You realize this requires a sequel, right? Where Starlight tries again, but the next attempt is worse than the first and instead of Spike being disemvoweled, the spell rendered him inconsonant.

8999903
Orturnhimintoaspacist.

8999747
It hurts that it's funny

*slow clap*

Good show, sir. Good show.

Indeed, would would want to go through life sounding like you've got something shoved in your mouth the whole time? :rainbowlaugh:

I don’t know whether to groan or laugh. Probably both.

thoit

Before I even read the description. I glanced at the title and read it as "friggin yogurt."

8999925
Please tell me that's not an actual word.

9000301
Lol, break it down. Into multiple words.

9000144
The desired reaction to any proper pun.

“It’s common mistake; that spell is pretty finicky,” responded Twilight. “Starlight probably just messed up a few vital components, so rather than becoming an omniglot, you just got disemvoweled.”

This.

All that for a pun... why must I be so easily amused?

Well, it's better than a vowel obstruction.

Poor spike. Doesn't he know that if you don't have regular vowel movements, you will get consonated...:facehoof:

THIS WHOLE STORY WAS JUST ONE GIANT PUN?!

I approve.

...

:moustache:

Wha-
bu-

Oh fine you can take my upvote.

“It’s common mistake; that spell is pretty finicky,” responded Twilight. “Starlight probably just messed up a few vital components, so rather than becoming an omniglot, you just got disemvoweled.”

ALL OF MY RAGE

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