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Rambling Writer

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams


Lyra and Bon Bon have always wanted to go to the paradise known as Haywaii. Unfortunately, it costs much more than a front leg and a hind leg simply to get there. Their dream seems out of reach... until Lyra finds a much, much cheaper alternative. Not only that, it's fast. It's easy. It's risk-free.

Bon Bon doesn't like it one bit.

Chapters (1)
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Comment posted by yasdasa deleted Apr 1st, 2017

8066632 Dammit, you beat me to it. :twilightangry2:

Otherwise, I’d never let myself get shipped like this.”

I think I'm going to die from reading that line.

Good one though!

Otherwise, I’d never let myself get shipped like this

You wrote this story just to say that line didn't you?

I'd be up for getting shipped :twilightsmile:

Hilariously good fun, even for its length. Very well-done.


Woah! Two jokes in one story? Haha nice story

I’ve had stuff delivered from Calicornia, and it cost anywhere near this much.

it doesn't cost

And why it is marked as complete? :P
Shirley Surely there will be next chapter(s) where they get shipped to some exciting locale! :derpytongue2: Ex. Here be dragons! :trollestia:

Aww, I wanted to see if it would work.

Still, fun read.

Wow, so funny!

BTW: How'd you publish a story with less than 1000 words?

Come on, this is a great ide! The trip, the things that could go wrong, the return trip...

It's just screaming for more chapters...

I want more! I want to know what happens on the trip!! :fluttercry:

But. Since it is basically a shaggy dog joke ending with a bad fandom pun, it still gets a thumb and a star. :twilightsmile:

Who in the high horse hell would dislike this?

Malcolm in the Middle.
A pretty good show, plus it's where Bryan Cranston really started to hit his stride as an actor.

It feels a little incomplete...

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