Lyra and Bon Bon have always wanted to go to the paradise known as Haywaii. Unfortunately, it costs much more than a front leg and a hind leg simply to get there. Their dream seems out of reach... until Lyra finds a much, much cheaper alternative. Not only that, it's fast. It's easy. It's risk-free.
Bon Bon doesn't like it one bit.
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8066632 Dammit, you beat me to it.
I think I'm going to die from reading that line.
Good one though!
You wrote this story just to say that line didn't you?
I'd be up for getting shipped
Hilariously good fun, even for its length. Very well-done.
... Get out!
Woah! Two jokes in one story? Haha nice story
it doesn't cost
And why it is marked as complete? :P
ShirleySurely there will be next chapter(s) where they get shipped to some exciting locale! Ex. Here be dragons!Haven't read the story yet, but the description has me remembering this:
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Aww, I wanted to see if it would work.
Still, fun read.
Wow, so funny!
BTW: How'd you publish a story with less than 1000 words?
Come on, this is a great ide! The trip, the things that could go wrong, the return trip...
It's just screaming for more chapters...
I want more! I want to know what happens on the trip!!
But. Since it is basically a shaggy dog joke ending with a bad fandom pun, it still gets a thumb and a star.
Who in the high horse hell would dislike this?
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What is it from
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Malcolm in the Middle.
A pretty good show, plus it's where Bryan Cranston really started to hit his stride as an actor.
It feels a little incomplete...
Lol that ending
I just wanted to both love you and hate you a lot for this line. Also, “Calicornia”, which took me a second to get. Also, silly Lyra x long-suffering Bon Bon is always super cute and great and this was great!
So, the box is bigger on the inside? That's Time Lord technology.
Also,
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