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Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.


Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.

Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?


Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.

Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 1184 )

I approve of this story.

Comment posted by Dillmccathron deleted Aug 28th, 2016

This was the most adorable thing I've ever read, and thank you for linking the game as well because that was the most adorable game I've ever played

Incomplete? I hope so thats is not your forgetfulness

7517736 Why are you asking for a sequel when the story is marked Incomplete?

lol silly adorkable Twilight thinking booping was something lewd lol:rainbowlaugh:

instant fav and i hope more chapters are coming :pinkiehappy::yay:

Hahahaha :rainbowlaugh: yes, just... just yes XD

Relaxation=No more Stress

There must be more Boop!

“What?!” I say, “No! No, there’s no spell placed on me!”

“That’s exactly what somepony with a spell placed on them would say!"

:facehoof: Seriously, Twilight? Seriously?


And oh god, that booping conversation. I really don't understand the internet fascination with poking things in the nose (if I did that to my cat, he would eat my finger) but that was funny and cute. Mostly funny, but I'm sure not complaining.

This was downright hilarious and adorable! XDD
Like, and added to my absolute favorites! :pinkiehappy:

How can anyone down vote this wonderful story? Well I guess to each their own. Anyway I'm really loving this and I can't wait for more! Really I want more. ASAP!!


All joking aside I really do love this and can't wait for more.


7518608 well she's right that was exactly the case with shining armor.

This is truly a work of art. Almost brings a tear to my eye.


lolthx thats why i use it as icon

7519076 That was the cover for a Button Mash gangbang story I saw once

Wat?! No Romance?! I am disappoint! :rainbowwild:


I really don't understand the internet fascination with poking things in the nose

somewhat relevant

Silly bug, boops are for sneks, not pones.


It's the best kind! :rainbowlaugh:

Now we just need a sequel where the other girls get booped on the nose, except for Twilight. Having them also tell Twilight about getting booped here, there, and everywhere, clueless in their pontification of boopage to an increasingly distraught Princess. Why, this could get so far out of control that Celestia herself might have to step in to restore order and give that human a talking to about corrupting her little ponies! *boop* ...or maybe not? :trollestia:


To be entirely fair, she is right. If I'm going to mind control someone, it works best if they don't know they're being mind controlled, I imagine. Just this insistence that they favor me and that I wouldn't do any wrong by them.

...this is a silly thing to seriously debate about. It's a dumb thing to say. Yes, it's what someone who is enchanted would say. It's also what someone who isn't under a spell would say. The main character said it and he isn't mind controlled. That's the entire joke. That's what's always the joke when that line is used in a story.

That was hilarious and adorable. And Twilight's reaction. :rainbowlaugh:

I hope that the incomplete tag is not a mistake, I wanna see more of this.

I laughed so hard the second Twilight was being explained what booping meant, and was confused with it being... "that".

Annnnnd instant faved. Can't wait to see more chapters. XD

If i ever get a girlfriend, i'll want her to say these words:

“Yes.” Queen Chrysalis goes to my side. “He boops me. Many times. Being booped is the only way I can calm myself, and the way he boops me fits the bill, as nopony else can boop me as well as he can.”

This is so good, best queen, best story great premisse, i want to see him booping luna.

“You…boop her?” Twilight’s voice shakes.

You know, I think there's been a misunderstanding here.


Uh. And that misunderstanding grows while Twilight loses her mind...

“He boops me in the living room, the kitchen, the dining room, the hallway. I love trying new booping places in his house. We even booped on the floor you’re standing on.”

Yep. I fully expect Twilight to have a mental breakdown in the next hours, possibly less. How much of Ponyville is left entirely depends on how fast he clarifies what actually happened.

Come on Twilight, try a boop.

boop machine!!!:twilightsmile:
boop me once shame on you, boop me twice shame on me, boop me thrice and ill enjoy it!:trollestia:

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