A fortune cookie. A damn fortune cookie is what caused all of this. Caused me to lose my family, friends and everything that I had going for me (which admittedly wasn't all that much but it's the principle dang it!) and sent me to some weird alien world.
How did I end up in this weird forest? Why are there multicolored talking horses in the distance? How did a fortune cookie cause all of this? What the hell is this bug horse creature currently berating me?
I'm never eating Chinese again.
A fairly typical human in Equestria story that I thought I'd attempt. I was going to take a long hiatus from writing but I figured it would give me something to do in my spare time. Let's see where this goes.
Chapters (7)
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That shit made me laugh
i like this!! can’t wait to see what happens next, it made me laugh. coincidentally i read it at 2am and now i want chinese takeout
lol megic
it's a shame that the hero in this chapter never got a pizza, despite the fact that the very title of the chapter hinted at it.
carapace
spoke
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Cheers, not sure how I missed those. Edited both the first and 2nd chapter. Let me know if you find any other errors and I'll fix.
This was a good chapter. Starting off slow Sam is getting to see the world...no pizza sadly..
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Pizza will come to those who love it enough.
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Man I want a pizza myself ngl
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I will do my best to love it more
not me reading this while devouring an extra cheesy domino’s at 2am…. i’m sorry, protagonist
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i'm jealous.
How long until he discovers none of his money is any good there?
What's he going to do when he finds out out equestria doesn't have pizza or meat?
pizza, highscore, rude ponies...ok, so good so far in my oppinion
Yesss an update! Just as I came back to the site, talk about perfect timing :)
I’m really liking the first person narrative so far
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Welcome back, my friend. Always lovely to see you.
Pizza time...Will never come 😭
Yes.. Pizza.. Can't wait for more
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Hmm. This one is good. Can't wait for more
Two months later: *Chrysalis and Sam play Smash Bros together*
Chrysalis to Sam: I hate (like) your cut, G
Heh. You go, Chryssi.
(Of course, as a queen it’s entirely her royal privilege to change her mind on the subject later. If she wants to, that is.
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Good lord, get that man a pizza!
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I could do with one myself.
I just finished the two latest chapters. That was a good read
Awesome as always and can’t wait for moreee
Sam: *Says that Chrysalis is actually cool*
Celestia: So you have chosen Death...
waittt new chapter published right after I finish the other two!! too good to be true :)))))
really like where this is going, it’s a great read
If he encounter liquid love can he say make artificial love
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Day 145 of reading stories I stupidly thought were inserts due to the second person writing, only to realize my mistake and be disappointed at myself
Thank you for a new chapter. Glad to get more of her glorious bug butt.
invested
Inhale
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Sans vs Fermer
And he accidentally at that moment did not play in Pizza Tower?
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FRIENDSHIP ANNIHILATION LASER
That doesn't mean I would fight against you!...Bitch! Remain neutral (Not my war).
This is a cute story and I'm now invested.
Interesting story so far, can’t wait to see where this goes.
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I'm hoping to get another chapter out in the near future. Life been busy. Thank you for the kind words.
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Understandable, also like your Cynder pfp.
An interesting culture for Equestria. The guards don’t ask questions; they point deadly spears and give orders. Celestia points magic and gives orders. Chrysalis points magic and makes threats. MC just does whatever he’s told,
No manners or attempts at friendship.
I wonder how MC will be able to help the Hive.. first thing is to try to establish and maintain food. Has Chrysalis examined MC for love? Is this the type of human with lots of it?
Then revenge on Equestria? A slow takeover of their banking system and or news media? They could make a massive portion of their money disappear overnight and then run negative news blaming the royalty..
the chaos that would ensue…