A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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By the by, I fuckin love how you did this. I dunno what it is about going through the fourth n fifth dimensions just to teleport, but I love it
Two things
I was wondering when Mr. Sir would realize when he's a fucking powerhouse
And
I can't wait till that other power gets out. I think ya said somethin like chapter 50
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
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Oh my oh my oh my
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Nah, I'm writing Chapter Fifty-Two and it's still not in the story beyond the odd mention.
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You're a sick little fucker, aintcha
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Ima be honest, that shit didnt even faze me. I've seen some fucked up nonsense, so reading about a good ole Kali Ma was pretty meh on the freaky scale.
Still spicy tho
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Darn, ah well. One o these days, at least. And then ya threw in the strange thing inside Max that he couldn't touch
I know I'd be upset if I couldn't touch myself
"Who fucks horses?"
Y'know it's odd how that shits legal in so many places. If I wanted I could go stick my dick in one right now. I dunno, weird shit man
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I thought it the evisceration was good enough to be included. Glad you enjoyed it.
The thing might come up in Chapter Fifty Five. I don't know what I want to do with it yet, but I know where it's place is, if that makes any sense. As for you touching yourself, I'll put some cones on your hands, dirty boy.
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Import some Smarties from across the pond. They're better than M&M's
Well it seems Celestia knows what happens when going overboard on the teaching.
I know you garaunteed that we'll see Night Light again, but can ask if he's going to be in the next chapter?
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O boi, now I only gotta wait a couple months
Put cones on my hands and I'll go back to punching your dick.
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It'll pass faster than you know, boyo.
Punch my dick and I'll cum on your knuckles
8366123
Max won't be confronting Night Light until Chapter Fifty-Two, and it'll be under some circumstances. You'll see it when Chapter Fifty-One comes out
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I didn't ask if he was confronting Nighty Night, but thanks anyway
Ohhhhhhh... right.
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Oh yes baby
I feel like if you ever need to get away from this story for awhile, if you were to write the midnight stroll books would be a good premise. I don't know why but when ever they are mentioned I think of the old Sly Cooper games I loved growing up
I think that Crimson should be Swift.
I also want to point out that you've been spelling colour the American way despite using Brit-speak on all the other words, and here and there characters' names and I's weren't capitalized.
Other than that, amazing chapter. Also, congrats on passing 1mil!
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Thanks and if you ever want to send me the excerpts of things that are wrong, I'll fix them
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*man*/woman/thing. I post larger chapters in a shorter amount of time than a lot of authors who do the same thing, to be fair.
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The thought has crossed my mind on multiple occasions, but when I write, I'm usually in the mood to do more of A Thief's Tale.
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I accept your platonic love and return it with romantic interest. Marry me
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That's a pleasant song
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Song's accurate as fuck, actually. It sums up a large part of it.
Max and Celestia are similar in a lot of other ways other than being scared to be lonely, but that's a good deal of it. The song really does exemplify the near-toxic nature of their relationship, but lest I wax poetic and philosophical, I'll stop before I sound like some pompous arse munch
And thats a million. Nice work.
What made you ask this question?
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I didn't know that to an extent beastiality was legal, is it in the U.S. or the U.K.?
8389356 It's been considered, but it would be a little unlikely.
8387873 The States
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If that's true then where, and how do I know your not some cop?
8391921 I might be a cop, you never know. I don't know the exact states, but the last time I checked, you could just look it up.
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I just did and in California beastiality is a misdemeanor.
Holy shit, get out of my head!
this fukin threat omg its the best. it would be fukin hilarious to see max smacktalk discord but im beginning to think this dissy isnt as fun loving as the cannon is and well that makes me kinda sad cause i think him and max would be thick as thieves
yes i meant it the very way u think i did as an ironic metaphor for best friends