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Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants, the beloved being from beyond Equestria's skies who also resides in a land flooded with magic much as if Starswirl the Bearded's basement was flooded, senses that Twilight Sparkle needs her help.

Now if only ponies would stop screaming or throwing up every time they laid eyes upon her.

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants created by TheShadowStone

Chapters (17)
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Woah, calm down. You don't want the prologue to be too long.

...Oh dear god, I knew sooner or later that someone was going to make a fanfic based off of this one. ...Though it's funny; I tend to see more parodies of bad OCs than actual bad OCs (though I've seen plenty of the latter).

Oh my God, this chapter had me dying.

You are, hands down the best comedy writer on this site.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :rainbowderp:

:pinkiecrazy: I'm so scared....

This was funny, and I'm enjoying the generous railing on bad OCs.
But it also brought to memory the fact that I could only read half a paragraph of "My Immortal"... :pinkiesick:

:pinkiecrazy: I was right to be scared....


BRARFRAGHAAAGHRAAAAGHAAAGHGFUUUHGGHHH!!

Hollllly-:rainbowderp:

:pinkiegasp:

*Starts reading purely for that oc in the image*:raritystarry:

5194413 'My Immortal' is different. That author isn't parodying bad OCs.

“BAARAARRAAPHRAGGRAAAAAPHHH…!”

Best. Onomatopoeia. Ever.

“You may call me ‘P-CRAMPs’.”

Wouldn't that be "P-CRaMPs"? Since the "a" is borrowed from Rainbow?

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At least this story doesn't parade on top of the splattered corpses of spelling and grammar. And everypony acknowledges how horrible the thing in front of them is.

5194010

It's funny because I know of an OC - an actual, serious OC (as far as I can tell) - that's a lot like this character in design and not that far off in general concept.

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I know. Like I said, I'm enjoying Justice's take on Bad Mary Sue OCs, and I know he's enjoying writing them and subsequently making fun of how atrocious they really are. I didn't mean to compare this to "My Immortal", because this is light-years better than that.

5194695 I'm afraid I had misunderstood the meaning of remembering "My Immortal".

But now I'm waiting for P-CRaMPs's angsty backstory to rear its head.

I... I do not know where to begin. Wait, wrong thought. *checks the cellar*

Ah, there we go. 'Ahem'.

I... I do not know with which beverage to begin! THUS I MUST COMBINE ABSINTHE WITH THE CHLOROFORM AND BAKE IT WITH THE WHISKEY! DOWN THE HATCH!

5195469 No hydrochloric acid? You should always get twice as much acid as you think you'll need, it runs out pretty fast.

Am I the only person who is reminded of "Mister Boney Pants Guy" from the fourth Borderlands 2 DLC due to her name? :rainbowderp:

I honestly cannot recall the last time I saw a picture of a pony — any pony — that make me physically ill.

Bonus points for "hyper-realism", I guess!

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Speaking from my time working for a cleaning company, I have worked with hydrochloric acid before.

It's over-rated as a dissolvent.

Then again... Perhaps it's time to skip the low-rung mediocre goons of the acidic beverage world. To thoroughly enjoy this piece of fiction, we need to kick it up a notch.


BRING FORTH THE BOSS MONSTER OF ACIDIC DRINKS!

COCA-COLA! AND MAKE IT CLASSIC!

Served in a chilled glass placed upon a freezing silver platter handed over by the royal hoof-maidens of the Crystal Empire no less!

Oh dear Author. You had me at " BARRARRALPH"! :rainbowlaugh:

5194766 It's cool! :twilightsmile: And I, too, am waiting for the backstory of impossible angst!

Note to self: have at least four hours between a meal and reading the next chapter. Ouch, my stomach.
Next, we will learn Magic Pants has the Meckel Diverticulum of an orthros and Ahuizotl's Coccyx. Excuse me, gotta dash to the bathroom.

Funny idea, not much satire around, waiting for the next chapters, well done

So earlier, when you said that the next chapter of "The Wheel and the Butterfly" was getting delayed because of "personal issues," what you meant is that your muse had been replaced by the worst OC ever probably one of the top 20 worst OCs in the fandom. :raritywink:

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Well, it helped that I had most of what has already been published done before my issue crept up. Also, considering the genre and sub-genre of this, it's a little more acceptable to do mini-chapters. :derpytongue2:

“Harmony ray?” Twilight asked.

Magic Pants nodded sublimely. “It a ray that spreads harmony.”

We are in the presence of a master.

“I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”

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I'm surprised we didn't reach rainboom levels of nope.

“Have you tried drowning her?” Rainbow Dash said.

Ahhh, your sociopathy always gets some laughs out of me.

“That’s fine,” Magic Pants said in a calming, soothing tone. “I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”

“NOPE!”

Aaaaaand I lost it! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

“That’s fine,” Magic Pants said in a calming, soothing tone. “I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”

Strangely enough, I'm intrigued. Go on... :trixieshiftright:

Maybe we can burn her. She's a witch.

“That’s fine,” Magic Pants said in a calming, soothing tone. “I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”

“NOPE!” Rainbow Dash announced, and with that she flew as fast and as far away as her wings could carry her.

I died at this. :rainbowlaugh:

“I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”
Eye sockets? Pores? :trollestia:

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Does she weights more than a duck?

Just.... when do they hang her?

I don't know why, but this disturbs me.

“That’s fine,” Magic Pants said in a calming, soothing tone. “I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”

I was not ready for that.

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