Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants, the beloved being from beyond Equestria's skies who also resides in a land flooded with magic much as if Starswirl the Bearded's basement was flooded, senses that Twilight Sparkle needs her help.
Now if only ponies would stop screaming or throwing up every time they laid eyes upon her.
Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants created by TheShadowStone
Woah, calm down. You don't want the prologue to be too long.
Oh my God, this chapter had me dying.
...I hate you.
You are, hands down the best comedy writer on this site.
I'm not sure what to expect yet...
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Well, there goes my dinner.
MY WAIFU!
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I'm so scared....
This was funny, and I'm enjoying the generous railing on bad OCs.
But it also brought to memory the fact that I could only read half a paragraph of "My Immortal"...
I was right to be scared....
BRARFRAGHAAAGHRAAAAGHAAAGHGFUUUHGGHHH!!
Hollllly-
*Starts reading purely for that oc in the image*
5194413 'My Immortal' is different. That author isn't parodying bad OCs.
Best. Onomatopoeia. Ever.
Wouldn't that be "P-CRaMPs"? Since the "a" is borrowed from Rainbow?
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At least this story doesn't parade on top of the splattered corpses of spelling and grammar. And everypony acknowledges how horrible the thing in front of them is.
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It's funny because I know of an OC - an actual, serious OC (as far as I can tell) - that's a lot like this character in design and not that far off in general concept.
This is...FUCKING FANTASTIC!
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I know. Like I said, I'm enjoying Justice's take on Bad Mary Sue OCs, and I know he's enjoying writing them and subsequently making fun of how atrocious they really are. I didn't mean to compare this to "My Immortal", because this is light-years better than that.
i dont even
*Giggles like a maniac*
5194695 I'm afraid I had misunderstood the meaning of remembering "My Immortal".
But now I'm waiting for P-CRaMPs's angsty backstory to rear its head.
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Made the change! Thank you!
I... I do not know where to begin. Wait, wrong thought. *checks the cellar*
Ah, there we go. 'Ahem'.
I... I do not know with which beverage to begin! THUS I MUST COMBINE ABSINTHE WITH THE CHLOROFORM AND BAKE IT WITH THE WHISKEY! DOWN THE HATCH!
5195469 No hydrochloric acid? You should always get twice as much acid as you think you'll need, it runs out pretty fast.
Am I the only person who is reminded of "Mister Boney Pants Guy" from the fourth Borderlands 2 DLC due to her name?
I honestly cannot recall the last time I saw a picture of a pony — any pony — that make me physically ill.
Bonus points for "hyper-realism", I guess!
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Speaking from my time working for a cleaning company, I have worked with hydrochloric acid before.
It's over-rated as a dissolvent.
Then again... Perhaps it's time to skip the low-rung mediocre goons of the acidic beverage world. To thoroughly enjoy this piece of fiction, we need to kick it up a notch.
BRING FORTH THE BOSS MONSTER OF ACIDIC DRINKS!
COCA-COLA! AND MAKE IT CLASSIC!
Served in a chilled glass placed upon a freezing silver platter handed over by the royal hoof-maidens of the Crystal Empire no less!
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Oh dear Author. You had me at " BARRARRALPH"!
Um.
Wow.
(vomits)
5194766 It's cool! And I, too, am waiting for the backstory of impossible angst!
5195717 nope.
Note to self: have at least four hours between a meal and reading the next chapter. Ouch, my stomach.
Next, we will learn Magic Pants has the Meckel Diverticulum of an orthros and Ahuizotl's Coccyx. Excuse me, gotta dash to the bathroom.
Funny idea, not much satire around, waiting for the next chapters, well done
One hell of an orgy indeed.
So earlier, when you said that the next chapter of "The Wheel and the Butterfly" was getting delayed because of "personal issues," what you meant is that your muse had been replaced by
the worst OC everprobably one of the top 20 worst OCs in the fandom.This is beautiful.
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Well, it helped that I had most of what has already been published done before my issue crept up. Also, considering the genre and sub-genre of this, it's a little more acceptable to do mini-chapters.
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We are in the presence of a master.
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I'm surprised we didn't reach rainboom levels of nope.
Ahhh, your sociopathy always gets some laughs out of me.
Aaaaaand I lost it!
Strangely enough, I'm intrigued. Go on...
Maybe we can burn her. She's a witch.
I died at this.
Is gud. Everything is gud.
“I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”
Eye sockets? Pores?
5199417 Kill it with fire!
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Does she weights more than a duck?
Just.... when do they hang her?
I don't know why, but this disturbs me.
I was not ready for that.
I am so scared and yet so intrigued. I hope Discord shows up, either to deny his paternity, or just to see what fascinating vomit he has.