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// Chapter 15: Breezies 
// Story: Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants 
// by Justice3442 
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 Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants 

Chapter 15: Breezies


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“HOW?” Twilight cried. “HOW CAN SUCH TINY THINGS CONTAIN SO MUCH VOMIT?! AND WHY IS IT SO GLITTERY?!”

“Ya know what?” Applejack said. “Ah’m turning the corner again. Ah think I’m back to hatin’ all the things and longing for the sweet embrace of death.”

Magic Pants smiled splendidly at Applejack. “Does that mean you no longer require your gems?”

Applejack clutched her gems all the righter. “I will have a coffin made from these if necessary!”

“Very well!” Magic Pants replied. She glanced up towards the sky as sparkling threads of ick drifted on the breeze. “Perhaps I should visit the cat folk? The sea ponies? Mayhaps the bird people?”

“The what, what, and also the what?” Twilight asked.

“I’mma gonna suggest ‘no’, ‘no’, and also ‘no’,” Applejack said.

Magic Pants shrugged. “Very well… I’m waiting until the movie comes out on Netflix anyhow, because stealing is wrong!”

Twilight twisted her lips in confusion. “I don’t quite get it,” she turned towards Applejack and glared at the mess of gems and ‘purchased’ articles of clothing. “But yeah, Applejack!”

“Don’t high-road me, Twilight! At least I’ve stuck around this entire time… not like I had much a choice…” she muttered.

“Well! It is time we return to Ponyville!” Magic Pants declared.

“Really?!” Applejack and Twilight asked enthusiastically. 

“Really, really!” Magic Pants said. “Our quest is nearly at an end!”

Twilight’s eyebrow tightened. “But… I don’t think we did anything! Was there even a point?”

“Hey! Ah got paid at least!” Applejack said. “Which is gonna come in reeeeaaaal handy for the years of therapy Imma need after today!”

Twilight gave Applejack a scrutinizing look. “Aside from your gains, all we did was teleport to random places and make ponies and other creatures sick!”

“Also a changeling was murdered and two griffons were beaten within an inch of their lives!” Applejack said. “So, some stuff was done!”

Twilight’s scrutinizing look suddenly shifted into a simmering glare.

“Look, it seemed like ya wanted me ta say we did something today!” Applejack exclaimed as she motioned emphatically. “And three rather big life-changing events happened to at least three creatures we encountered! Literally in once case!”

“Oh, just go back to counting your gems, AJ!” Twilight said.

“Gladly!” Applejack replied.

“Away!” Magic Pants exclaimed.