Applejack finds herself haunted by the spirit of Tirek. Under his influence she’ll commit unspeakable horrors the likes of which she never thought she was capable of... or she'll just meme on some ponies… Whatever.
Inspired by a random conversation with Tired Old Man and the art by the incredibly skilled Heir of Rick
Gonna read this later.
That cover art is so adorable oh my god.
Well that happened.
Fluttershy was the best part.
This had me chuckling till the end
M-moar?
#GetTirekd #LolPost #HashtagPonyPony #GoodStoryANOTHER
Great story!! ApplePony's slow slide into corruption and meme's was adorable!
Moar Buttershy!!!
--Spade
Get "Tireked" freaking made my life.
Cute reference.
>random
You threw that picture at me and I commented on it! Then we had a talk about it! Get your facts straight, dammit!
Also, keep throwing me pictures if it has you write stuff like this every now and then.
Just warn me next time you write something like this again. My body wasn't ready.
Well, that was certainly something. I'll just leave this here for you:
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6132860 It looks like I was the one that was the most epic of fails.
I think I'll put this on my NSFW shelf instead of my general audiences Favorite shelf, the "Buttershy" scene was just a TAD bit too suggestive.
I found that less amusing on the whole than your average story. Maybe because the kind of forums I look at (when I bother looking at forums) would ban anyone that replied like that so fast their head would spin, so I'm not used to dealing with that kind of person? I've literally never been replied to with any of those memes. Certain kinds of humor do rely on a shared experience to make you appreciate the joke.
The most funny parts were when the story wandered away from its premise and stopped talking about internet posts, like when the various Elements were confronting Twilight.
Love the story. That is all. #Swag
I like how the first paragraph preempts any discussion of how logical these events are.
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Haha. Thanks. Between a couple of my more serious stories, there is something of a semi-logical explanation of why a pony might have a computer. However, given the absurdity of the plot of this story, I really didn't wan to spend much time establishing that here.
A Friendship Lesson for adults.
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Hah, that's my favorite Lying on the Internet meme. Ahh, nostalgia.
... Seems legit.
nOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
lol same
Okay this story was bucking brilliant.
That is all.
tl;dr
Spike.
Salted-butter pony is best pony. That or Daring Do for milking her publisher.
So, Spike is Dan?
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I was waiting for someone to make that connection.
See...I'd never heard the teal deer one before. Then I looked it up.
Then I fav'ed this masterpiece.
This stuff was just hilarious. Picking up each meme that came by
Instant classic. Trolls still suck, but I love this! And kudos for putting in the extra effort to bold certain letters and words to signal when you were referencing a meme--I would have missed a few of them otherwise.
Loved the story. Also the Fluttershy-Pinkie bits. She's a dirty dirty girl
Wow, that was genuinely funny. Made me laugh quite a bit, and I especially loved the intro showing just how ridiculous the entire scenario really was.
The only thing I haven't yet figured out is what the secret message is with all the extra bold words and letters thrown into the story (I see "Yum" near the end), and I hope someone will put it together soon. I might later, but I'm too lazy to bother right now.
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Hrmmm... I think that's the formatting being a bit random and strange with the import from GDocs.
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Oh, so no secret messages? That's actually pretty amusing.
10/10 would Appletroll again!
With how content AJ is, you would think you would continue this story where Tirek reveals to be her father.
apple troll for the win
absolutely brilliant
6145558 btw apple troll x terek
Being the administrator of a forum, I can see how annoying this is from a moderating perspective.
But it is quite funny.
Good story!
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Welp, I ship it.
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btw STBU n00b
#tirekt
6145947 cool
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FUEL FOR THE FUEL GOD
FIRE FOR THE FIRE THRONE
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Didn't expect anymore from this since it was completed. Not that I'm complaining.
Also...
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This one gave me a few good laughs. and by a few I mean a lot. Well done!
is there a sequel / side-story that continues the Pinkie Pie licking Fluttershy right in front of all their friends' faces scene?
Haha! This is great! Hilarious! I love the cover art.
Awwww, poor Dashie! She needs hugs!
And typing lessons!
Fluttershy and Pinkie gettin' freaky in the corner! Hilarious.