Dear Princess Celestia:
Recently, it has come to my attention that Discord has created a new sport created for the benefit of earth ponies. Yes, a way for earth ponies to feel that their lives are worth something more than wallowing around in the mud.
Well, I must admit this is a clever scheme on Discord's part: gather up all the most desperately unemployed earth ponies, then have them fight to the death for the entertainment of their equally poor yet easily amused brethren. They get to pretend their lives have meaning, and Discord gets rich off the tickets to those events. Pretty smart for such an abominable crime of nature.
But the fact remains that he is giving earth ponies the idea that they can be equal to us. First they have their own sports; next they'll be trying to sit in “No Dirtville Pony” restaurants. Before long they'll be marching across Canterlot, calling for equality, talking about their dreams of love and tolerance and other such things! Will we allow such madness?!
I know you and I disagree on many things, Sun-butt. But I know you will agree that mud ponies do not deserve the same treatment as alicorns, unicorns, or even pegasi. We must not allow this to continue and give the inferior races a sense of equality.
Your concerned fellow racist, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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We must also not tell them about printable movable type, lest they learn to read. There is nothing more pathetic than a mud pony who thinks.
KBO.
4325828 And as they say, a mind is a terrible thing.
don't like racism none but...screw it, its entertaining in this case
4325828 Dirt Pony school books consist of coloring books with funny pictures inside.
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Keaton didn't actually start Responses until last December, right around when both the show and miles were up to Season Four. With that said, keaton's done a great job catching up to miles in the last five months, and he certainly will catch up sooner or later. Season Four is just about over, which means the only updates Letters is going to get for the next several months is another wave of "hiatus bonus chapters" and a chapter for Rainbow Rocks (and possibly one for Mistress Mare-Do-Well: Fractured Elements).
I think you meant zebras there.