The erogenous 3rd edition. It's 30 percent longer, 300 percent better edited, 3000 percent more ethically dubious, and still narrated by Steven Fry.

It's that special time of the month again for the Elements of Harmony; the time when they get together for a Truth or Dare game of a more questionably pure nature. From long kept secrets, to reflecting on parties they can barely remember, their three years of friendship have changed them. For better or worse, they were still deciding on that.

This game will be different. Most likely for the worse, but that's what drinking before the sun sets can do. Or maybe them being hornier than usual. Or secretly planning each others sex lives. Or falling in love with each other. Or all four. Most likely all four.

Twilight wants to go out on her first date, but will alcohol and the raunchy advice of her friends help? Rainbow badly wishes to sedate her loins, or maybe she's looking for something more? What exactly, is Rarity planning for this night? Should they really add weed to the equation?

The Elements all have desires they haven't quite realized they have had, and a day long exchange of sex jokes and tension might lead to events that are out of their control. It was in their control once.

Our innocent little ponies seem to have sucked in too much Seth Rogen, but that's okay.

Right?...

It's Archer with ponies.

After one of that unexpected turns the life makes the god of peace and his angel end in the kingdom of Equestria. Could this help him finding the peace he wants... or he would show them "True peace"

Special thanks to my editors Heartless99 and The Valeyard for their help, I couldn´t do this story without them, also, thanks The Valeyard again since he had help me getting some ideas out when it was hard or I was unsure. Thanks both of you ;)

(In the process of being rewritten)

After his defeat in the Crystal Empire, Sombra is sent to Hell to suffer for his sins until the end of time. However, it turns out that his eternal punishment is not a lake of fire, but rather a combination of annoying neighbors, trivial work, and disgusting beer. Will Discord and Chrysalis be able to get the angry newcomer to loosen up and enjoy his eternity?

*AU: This story assumes that all major FiM villains, save for Nightmare Moon, died at the end of their respective episodes.

Cover image by Madmax (text added by DJ Indie Cred)

After a teleportation spell gone awry, half of the Element-Bearers have disappeared. Six months have passed, and the Princesses fear that their old enemies may rise up once again.

Fortunately, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack have finally returned, along with three battle-weary dragons and three bedraggled humans. Battle-hardened and scarred, no one can believe that these are the same mares they used to know.

They tell a tale of world far beyond Equestria. A world where magic and technology are worshipped side by side. A place where a thousand different races eke out a living in the midst of unending combat. And a massive, unbelievably complex world, used as a playground between two vengeful gods.

A place called "Byzantine".

This is inspired by Crossed Paths and On the Wings of Angels. Includes characters from Star Wars, Dresden Files, Skylands, the Dark Tower series, and How to Train your Dragon.
This is a multiversal fic, and features characters and places from all across fiction.

Its been 8 years since the Human-Covenant war ended. Humanity continues to rebuild after the war while looking for available planets to colonize. A young veteran and mute ODST that goes by the name "Rookie" due to his age compared to the rest of his squad is sent on a exploration mission on the UNSC Redemption when the ships AI goes under rampancy and sends the ship into uncharted space and the ships engines destroyed in the process.

The Redemption finds itself in orbit of an unidentified planet that is similar to Earth. They decide to scout the planet to see if they can see if it habitable or maybe even find help. what they find is completely unexpected.

Charlie 3 is an elite squad in the UNSC Army. What will happen when the survivors find themselves in Equestria with a broken pelican and no known way home?

This story is inspired by: A Marines peace, by Cone of Wonders.

(A/N I've read so many fanfics about ODSTs, marines, and Spartans. Well I thought it was high time the army got some lovin'... That is an actual picture of Charlie 3.)
(E/N Hello, Major Rainbow Dash here, I would love to get some PMs about what I missed during editing in order to improve the story. Thanks in advance. http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Major%20Rainbow%20Dash )

James Douglas, or JD for short, has a pretty bad life. He fails at most things he attempts to do, he's incapable of keeping friends for any significant period of time, and the only place he could find work at is a dingy little café getting paid less than minimum wage. Oh, and he hears voices in his head.

So how will he cope with getting tossed into Equestria, having to hide his insanity whilst trying to avoid forming friendships that are, according to him, doomed to fail? Poorly. He copes poorly.

(I finally figured out why I couldn't upload the image I wanted to originally. Who the hell put a 1 mb upload limit on images?)

During a playful conversation two friends accidentally open a portal to a different world and are forced through. They find themselves in Equestria and as ponies which in and of itself isn't terrible, but it turns much worse when they realize that they are children as well. Now they have to figure out a way to outsmart Equestria's Social Services, get along at school, earn a living, and keep up their cover as an independent set of brothers; all while trying to figure out how to get back to Earth or at least make themselves their proper ages again. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

6/6/2014 Just hit the first time this story has been in the featured box. Thanks everyone for reading and supporting.

(Spoilers for Borderlands 2 and all DLCs. YE HATH BEEN WARNED-ETH.)
Vault Hunters. Men and women of legend, who can take on armies by themselves and win - let alone together.
The Bearers of Harmony. Six mares who share two things; the core tenets of friendship, and an uncanny ability for kicking evil's ass.

Thanks to a mishap involving raw Eridium and specialized, experimental moonshots, the floating city of Sanctuary has been Phased from the death-world of Pandora to its total polar opposite - Equestria. And yet, even in a land of peace and love, there is no rest for the wicked. A secret group aims to unleash a long-slain foe that not even the gods can stop, which promises to destroy the world. Princess Celestia sends the Elements of Harmony to stop this foe before they can doom all who live.

There's just one problem; this adventure is exponentially more dangerous than anything the Elements have ever been on before - so, reason the Princesses, why not use the rugged, tough, god-like Vault Hunters who popped into existence 1000 feet in the air to assist? Not like they're doing much.

Join the Main Twelve and the floating city of Sanctuary in yet another quest that will decide the fate of the world! Will the good guys win? Can the Vault Hunters be shown the magic of friendship? Will Marcus ever give a discount? MAYBE!

Legends speak of a powerful Demon who reigned over all the land. With his mighty sword, he crushed all opposition with despair. Only through the power of the Essences of Concord was the Demon able to be defeated.

A thousand years later, the Demon shows signs of reawakening. As the Humans, Elves, and Dwarves join together in an alliance to fight the Demon's armies, six young heroes have been chosen to recollect the Essences of Concord and seal the Demon once more.

Meanwhile, a draconequus naps and two sisters play.