A brony is transported into Equestria, but he finds himself in the body of a huge wolf. Can a carnivorous predator really befriend ponies, herbivorous equines, or will his new predatory instincts and the ponies instinctive fear of him make it impossible? His strange situation does not dampen the joy of actually being in Equestria, but that changes as an alien hatred starts gnawing at his mind...

John used to be your typical college student looking for a part-time gig until one day, he was offered a job that was too good to be true. Now, he's Discord's most prized student in a world of ponies to learn about friendship. Worst of all, he's having the hardest time trying to smoke without any hands.

Join our manly protagonist as he goes through his manly day, and eats his manly lunch! Oh and also kills discord with his bare hands...

Everyone knows the age before Celestia and Luna. Discord reigned, but what about before Discord? Does anyone know what happened before Discord reigned? Sure, there are a bunch of theories and assumptions, but no one truly knows. I'd be willing to bet that the royal sisters had something to do with it too...

Way back in the day, four types of ponies stood in an unspoken hierarchy. The alicorns, the unicorns, the pegasi, and the earth ponies. The hierarchy existed, but so did the roles of each. Everypony was happy, until their leader was cast off by ancient magic and without the leader, the clans fell apart into chaos. Event after event leads up to the current situation today, where mostly everypony is happy once again... Until HE returns.

"One Hundred-thousand will the moons go around, before the red moon rises, ready to sound. Once the chains break and the spell is broken, the time will come when the power is woken."

After following Finn, a close friend of yours to a portal that he discovered you find yourself transported to the magical land of Equestria where a grand adventure awaits you. You were turned into a Pegasus pony by these things called the watchers who told you one thing. Fulfill you destiny and become what you were born to be.

(NOTES: This is my Second Fanfic total and my first attempt at Second Person, so I'm still trying to perfect my writing so don't hate too much please.)
Cover image found on Google Images (May be updated in the Future)

[ON HIATUS.]

Alexander is many things:
a skilled survivalist, good looking, and a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, just to name a few. However, Alexander is not a brony by any stretch of the imagination. When he stumbles upon a door-like object and takes a trip to Equestria he's not in the best of moods....

Now my new head pre-reader in charge of reading anything I write days before you get it! Sethi

Special thanks to Smurzek for catching those little grammatical errors that always manage to slip through my fingers...

Author Note
Criticism and reviews are welcome!

Ok, so get this. A dude and his best friend reunite after a long while. They move in together and become roomates again, and decide to have one... Unique piece... of a weekend.

One of the guys has an obsession for racing cars and superbikes. Anything fast really. Not too shabby at it either. Also an absolute encyclopedia about mechanics. Engine, transmission, torque converter, fuel injection, you name it. He can build it from top to bottom. Crafty as F too, this guy. His name is Chris.

The other guy has the magic touch with technology. Real smart. No, genius. Builds computers from scratch and all that genius what not, and in his spare time he makes his own little devices. Some huge, some trivial. Could probably build a personal satellite for himself if he wanted to, and launch it to space with a home made rocket for whatever reasons. Wait wait, I think he did that already? -Uhh, his name is Joel.

Crafty motherfudgers who love each other like bros. Did I mention they're crafty? Like, can do pretty crazy-in-an-awesome-way kind of things?

Get it yet? Eh? Eh? Eh?

-sigh-

Ok, so in their little weekend of awesomeness, they decide to do some pretty nutty stuff that would unsurprisingly worry the US government if the white house ever heard about it. The government never found out about it in the end though. Want to know why?

Because the two crazy mofos ended up pulling some Back to the Future type of thing, (literally) and disappeared from the face of Earth.

I'm Chris, by the way. Sooo...

Join us in our glorious adventure in our new home. Equestria.- Okay, listen, we've done some pretty crazy sh*t ever since we got here. I'm being straight up with you. Don't say I didn't tell you, because I did. Mkay? Mkay. I warned you.

Note: This is a dual self insert. Along with my broski, Joel. This is purely for comedy, and the way we act in this story is pretty much spot on in many ways. Although most of the things we will do is for comedic purposes. Don't take it seriously. No butthurt allowed in the comments, got it?

We cuss occasionally, no more than you do probably. So yeah, contains strong language, probably some violence. It's a comedy in our taste, and our taste is pretty crude sometimes. Or witty. A bunch of things really.

This monster of a story was inspired heavily by this handsome piece: I Blame You by Whitestrake

Also, I feel that I must repeat this. Don't take this seriously. Once again, this is done ENTIRELY FOR COMEDY. Okay? Good.

Now.

Enjoy my ugly piece of beauty of a story!

EDIT [5/22/2014]: [BIG SPOILER] Wondering when exactly I'm going to have to add the romance tag... PRETTY SOON, WOOP WOOP!!

My name is James. I'm your typical student: I sleep. I do my homework, all that jazz.

But, I mostly love to game. Gaming is my passion.
I have played a wide variety of video games throughout my lifetime. Some, I hate. Some I love. Some I haven't even played yet.

So, when I'm offered to have a chance to become a person in some foreign world, wielding the power of every video game I've ever played, I jumped at the chance.

...What the hell did I get myself into?

(My first, true HiE fic! All criticism welcome!)

When you're waking up without your gear in strange wildlands; the last thing you'd want to do is panic.

So what do you do instead? You get to your damn feet and start looking for a way back to civilization.

Rated Teen for some harsh language.

Dylan Sparks, a college engineering student and brony to the heart, ends up in Equestria after he falls asleep one night. Strangely he is still in a human form. What is even stranger is that when he falls asleep in Equestria he wakes back up in the human world. Is it some crazy luck that brings our friend to his dreamland, or are their greater forces at work behind the scenes.