As Pinkie and I were walking down the path to Fluttershy’s house, Pinkie kept barraging me with questions.
“So where did you come from huh?”
“A place called Earth.”
“Is this place big?”
“Yea, it’s big.”
“Like, how big?”
“It’s like super super super super big.”
“That’s like four-supers! It must be huuuuuuuuuugggggeeee!”
“Yea it is. OK. Now I have some questions for you Pinkie.”
“Ookie Dookie Lokie!”
“In my visions, you could sometimes break something that we call the 4th dimension. Do you do this intentionally or by accident?”
“Oh you silly filly, it’s on purpose of course!”
OK, so that shocked me. Wasn’t expecting her to know what I meant along with know how to manipulate it. Maybe that’s why Pinkie was the first of the mane six I met.
“Hey Pinkie, before you found me did your Pinkie Sense go off?”
“Yup! It was a doozey too! Oh look, Fluttershy’s house.”
We had just walking over a little hill and as clear as day right before us was Fluttershy’s house. Once more my excitement rose when I saw that peaceful little house surrounded by birds and woodland creatures.
“Man, my eyesight is amazing,” I thought, “Wish I could see this good back on Earth.”
As we approached Fluttershy’s home most of the creatures around the house stared with wonder in the eyes at this six foot tall giant. When we got close enough Pinkie knocked on the door.
“Fluttershy, it’s Pinkie. I have something very special with me that I would like to meet.”
Did Pinkie pie just sound normal? Was this an accident or was it to help keep Fluttershy calm enough so she wouldn’t have a heart attack when she saw me? Just then the door opened by just a crack, large enough for an eye to look through, but only enough to see Pinkie and not me.
“M-m-meet? P-P-Pinkie you know I’m no g-g-good with meeting other p-p-ponies,” came a very nervous yet adorable timid voice from behind the door that could only belong to Fluttershy.
“Oh, you silly filly. I know that! This isn’t a pony, it’s a creature called a human!”
“A h-h-human?” Her voice seemed like it got a little braver with the name of a new being that she could study.
Fluttershy proceeded to open the door just enough so she could get a good look behind Pinkie at me.
I bent down a little, waved, and with the most sincere, least scary tone said, “Hi there, you must be Fluttershy. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“Eep!” *Slam*
“Ok, I knew she was shy, but did she have to slam the door?”
“It’s ok, give her a minute and she’ll be as friendly as you friend Pinkie Pie here.”
*Creak*
The door slowly reopened and the yellow and pink pony stepped outside, now with less fear but more curiosity in her eyes.”
“Y-y-you can talk?”
Oh my god, I was about to have a cuteness overload. I had to hold back the feeling to hug her.
“Ah yes, I can talk. If there anything you want to ask me I’d be happy to answer.”
“But first can we come in? Pretty-pretty-pretty please?” Pinkie almost cried it out.
“Oh, sorry Pinkie. Where are my manners? Please come in, and make yourself at home.”
“Yippee!”
Pinkie almost ran over Fluttershy in her need to sit down. I Walking in, having to duck through the door, and sat down on one of the couches. Fluttershy closed the door and sat on what I presumed was the sofa next to Pinkie. Pinkie hadn’t even been sitting for ten seconds before she shot back up again.
“Oopsie! I forgot I meant to get Twilight. I’ll be right back Fluttershy. I know she’ll love to meet Dylan here.”
Wait, how did see know my name? I don't remember telling her it. Fourth wall thing maybe, but before I could ask Pinkie then dashed out the door with that ungodly speed of hers. Seriously, if she was a Pegasus she would be even faster than Rainbow Dash.
“Wait a minute,” I thought, “Pinkie just left me alone with one of the most shy and timid ponies in Equestria alone.”
I rotated my head to look at Fluttershy. I was not expecting the face I saw, mainly because of the cuteness. She was looking right at me with the same kind of wonderment in her eyes that Twilight gets when she finds a new book to study. She must have realized the look on her face when I turned my head because she almost instantly hid behind her hair again, but was still looking at me.
“So, um, what are you again?”
“Oh, I’m what would be called a human. I’m sorta a highly evolved monkey.”
“Oh wow, but then how come you don’t have a lot of hair like one?”
“Well, I don’t really know. Do you something called evolution?”
She nodded her head up in down. “I see it in the birds all the time.”
“Ok, so you can sorta blame it on that. We gained intelligence but lost our natural fur. That’s why I am wearing clothing.”
“You mean you were them all the time?”
“Yes, we do. In our culture we find it rude to walk around naked in public. I know with you all it’s ok and I respect that, but if it’s ok could I keep my clothing on?”
“Yes, I wouldn’t want to insult your ideals.”
“Likewise.”
“So, um, do you eat ponies?”
That shocked me for a second. I knew it was coming but not that quickly and suddenly. I could see why she asked that. I was going to have to be careful how I worded the answer to this.
“No I don’t eat ponies…”
She sighed with relief.
“But…”
She got stiff again
“But, I do eat meat. Don’t worry though; I’m an omnivore, so I also eat plants and stuff. I also hardly eat meat unlike others in my society. I fact, I prefer eating fruits and vegetables over meats.”
Yet even though I eat right I'm still over weight in the human world. Damn you all that delicious Mac-and-Cheese as a kid!
Fluttershy’s body got looser after I explained to her my eating habits. She seemed glad that she wasn’t in any apparent danger anymore. The questions kept coming, but not just from Fluttershy anymore, but some from me. This continued for another thirty minutes or so until we heard a knocking at the door.
“Fluttershy, I’m back! I brought Twilight and Spike with me!”
“Oh, pardon me Dylan.”
Fluttershy flew over and opened the door. I readjusted myself on the chair for I noticed that I was slouching a little bit.
“Um, hi Twilight and Spike. Hello again Pinkie”
“Fluttershy, can you please tell me what has Pinkie so riled up? She won’t tell me what she found and BY CELESTIA!”
Twilight almost screamed that last part when she saw me. I waved to her with a big, maybe somewhat creepy, smile on my face. Spike then poked his head around Twilight and his eyes got wide with excitement.
“Cool. Pinkie, were did you find him again.”
“In the Everfree Forest silly. He was just lying on the ground like a dummy. Luckily auntie Pinkie Pie was there to save him!”
She proclaimed that last part like a hero who had saved the day. Twilight attention this whole time was on me with wonderment, yet caution in her eyes.
“So, what are you exactly and how did you get here?” The purple pony finally asked.
“Ah, here we go again…”
Ok, so I wanted to use this chapter as a testing with my converstion flow. If there is anything wrong or needs improvement I would be very happy to have it. I think I did well with making sure you could tell who was talking at what times. Also, before anyone raves about Fluttershy being was to brave, remember that when she meets a creature that she has never seen before because her curiosity gets the better of her. That is why she seems very brave in this chapter anwarmed up very quickly. Like before, and comments with ideas, reviews of the chapter, or quality would be greaty appriciated.