It turns out that ponies don't need to go to the bathroom because they run on cold fusion.

Meanwhile, Maud Pie has found a bunch of glowing, green rocks. I wonder what they could be?

It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.

Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!
I thought that was all of us?
It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.
Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!
Explosions!
Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.
Total babes!
Awkward hilarity.
Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-
Daddy, who are you talking to?
Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-
Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.
That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!
You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!
That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?
I brought popcorn and chimichangas.
*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!

Hey look! We've got cover art now!
Aww, you were so cute at that age!
And I'm not cute now?
Now you're sexy!
We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.
Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21
...did you really have to literally throw it?
Yup!
Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!

Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.

All bad things happen because of simple mistakes. Sure, it may be that you accidentally let your pet loose and it wreaks havoc on your neighbor's lawns, or it might be that you left a sibling at home, and you come back home and something's on fire.

But spilling tea on magic which you don't have a single clue how it works might be the worst of the bunch.

Sonata is left alone in a supermarket by the other Dazzlings. Presumably left for dead, she’ll have to pull together all her survival skills to if she’s going to make it on her own.

Inspired by artwork by the wonderful and talented thegreatcat14

How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.

With a reading that had once been done by Scarlett Blade, only now missing (darn).

And a review by Present Perfect.

When Sonata ends up getting a message from a wrong number on her phone, she decides this to be an opportunity to make friends.

Entry for the Everfree Northwest Pre-Con Contest, where the prompt revolves around making friends.

We've all wanted to at some point shout and start throwing food. Sonata has that thought and a reason Adagio and Aria are gonna help her.

That adorable blue psycho is about to start a war and how will it end? I don't know but we're about to find out.

(Warning: this contains a fair fight. Please do not get mad at me if your best pony is harmed. I love'em all, so let it never be said I hate somepony.) (Not that Gilda the griffin counts, but she is not in this story.)

One night Sonata comes home in a love-struck daze, and Adagio decides it's up to her to figure out who (or what) has caught her fellow Siren's fancy.

Thanks to the ever amazing AShadowOfCygnus for pre-reading.

Cover art is Cute Sonata by DANMAKUMAN.

This is a commissioned work for Cucharrador.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna decide to check and see if they are truly blameless in the eyes of their subjects. To do this, they decide to play a game from long ago... The Sisterhooves Anti-social.