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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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This is a commissioned work for Cucharrador.


Princess Celestia and Princess Luna decide to check and see if they are truly blameless in the eyes of their subjects. To do this, they decide to play a game from long ago... The Sisterhooves Anti-social.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 107 )

Upvoting for great justice. And because I need to get to sleep so I cannot read right now, but I know I will like it anyway so it is basically a pre-emptive upvote

A delightfully simple and fun concept. Looking forward to more :rainbowlaugh:

They treat Kibitz being blamed for farting like he was caught fingering a midget in the throne room's supply closet.

Oh this is off to such a delightful, though auspicious, start... :rainbowlaugh:

An interesting start.

Let's see how Luna's round goes. Here's to the hope of severely messing with Shining Armour.

One would think that ponies would have better directional hearing, what with those easily movable ears.

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The point of what Celestia is doing is seeing how long it will take for her staff to finally break down and admit she is the one farting, I doubt Kibitz or Raven are unaware where it's really coming from.

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All it's going to take is one foal who doesn't know better to speak up.

Damn you and your awesome stories!!!

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5556671 Really? I just checked it, and it opened all right for me.

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Now it works... yay!

I wonder if Greenville Tech's campus internet blocked stuff from there.

... So.... When can I expect more? Or is this a one-shot?

This is an amazing story already. Faved, upvoted and tracked.

She'd better hope she doesn't let loose a wet one...

Although, under the circumstances, would that be a desirable outcome?

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That remark made me laugh out loud. Well played.

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Windsmear is mentioned by name...

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.

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(nods gleefully) Yep! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

5561030 my sole refuge is audacity.

But... Twilight and Sweetie Belle tags?

I have no idea about Sweetie Belle, but I see the Twilight bit going one of three ways.

1 - "No, that's not necessary Luna. Twilight is incapable of blaming me for anything. Also, Luna, for future reference please don't ask her to jump off any cliffs."
2 - Twilight invents pony seppuku after somehow blaming herself for something Celestia very visibly and very obviously did right in front of her.
3 - "... Pinkie Sense, but I doubt it will be as bad as you say it is. Yes, the Princess likes to play games sometimes, but it's never serious. I trust her. So thank you, but I don't think you interpreted it right this time."
"..."
"..."
"Luna, go remove the book spiders. I feel like I'm about to kick a puppy."
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this is going to be grand

This does indeed promise to be amusing. Tracking!

Loved the chapter. Luna is sadistic with the guards...sitting on the back of the poor guard.
Reminds me why I love her so much.

.... I'm taking this story as a don't laugh challenge....

I failed.

All of Celestia’s swan-like grace was obliterated with the majestic monarch honked.

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It was obvious that Luna winning so far and Celestia was determined to be a good sport about this.

Luna was

The candies...

I have the strange feeling Pinkie will call them both on it almost immediately...either that or ask to get in on it somehow.

I hopes the jokes are done with farting, not that it wasn't funny, but I'd hate to think that was the only weapon in the princesses arsenal

Hilarious and heartfelt. Good times, good times.

A nearby guard choked, snorted, and then began to guffaw with laughter. Luna, always one to seize an opportunity when it presented itself, marched over the to the guard who was ready to collapse with laughter.

Two times 'with laughter', maybe leave it out of the first sentence?

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That was actually an error. Fixed!

Whilst Luna was performing her inspection I immediately thought of this:

:rainbowlaugh:

i have an idea, the princesses on Helium + a high society party like the grand galloping gala for instance

5585002 nope happy accident

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:trollestia: My dear soldiers... Incontinentia Buttocks is my sister's middle name!

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I wonder if the vibrations reverberated through his armor??? :trollestia:

5584985 monty python, true humor

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Let's see if Luna has a sense of humor. At least one of the sisters should...

Looks like I was wrong to hope...

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*snort* arse-nal.

Oh Luna, you are evil! I love this!

SO... they just got into a farting contest...

:rainbowlaugh:

LOL LOVE IT:rainbowlaugh: oh Luna that was mean funny but mean hope to read more soon:twilightsmile:

Okay, the fart jokes were kinda "meh"... but this... THIS is the plotting, mischievous prankster princess I had been waiting for!

Now that's the sort of pranks I want to see Celestia and Luna pulling on ponies!

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