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"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."


One night Sonata comes home in a love-struck daze, and Adagio decides it's up to her to figure out who (or what) has caught her fellow Siren's fancy.

Thanks to the ever amazing AShadowOfCygnus for pre-reading.

Cover art is Cute Sonata by DANMAKUMAN.

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Turning her attention back to Sonata, who was still emptily staring at the ceiling with a wistful smile on her face, Adagio continued, "Come on, you can tell me. What's this guy all about?"
"Well," Sonata began, shifting into a slightly more comfortable position. "He's got these great muscles."
Adagio "oooed" as Sonata started.
"He's got this really cute voice, eyes that could make you want to just go up and pinch his cheeks!"
Adagio smirked as Sonata went on, giving her more and more fuel for the inevitable teasing and blackmail.
"And he's got the cutest tail I've ever seen!" Sonata finished, flopping back down into her original position.

Hehehe. Cute. It was super short, but what it did, it did well. I like.

Sorry Sonata the cute doggy belongs to someone already. Someone you don't want to screw with... As she's got SCIENCE on her side!

5615966 Blackmail cock-block, much, am I right?

5616003 Glad you liked it.:twilightsmile: Yeah. It was a super simple idea and I actually was worried it wouldn't hit the thousand word mark to get approved. You won't hear me say that often...

5616315 For SCIENCE! Hopefully no AIs in potato batteries, though.:pinkiecrazy:

Rush and Pony on!

5616457 Glad you think so. This idea wouldn't leave my head, so I had to write it. Besides, I could see Sonata actually doing something like this.

Rush and Pony on!

*Claps* That was just amazing :rainbowlaugh:

Cats are better.

Cute. I enjoyed it.:pinkiesmile:

5616547 5617203 Glad you enjoyed it.:twilightsmile:

5616629 Indeed cats are better (I happen to have a very adorable one), but having it be Spike I found to be more funny.

Rush and Pony on!

Wow that had me Going for a while. When I heard tail I immediately Thought of a puppy and turn out it was Spike. :rainbowlaugh:

You had me going. I thought she was talking about Snowflake/Bulk.

M--My waifu doesn't want boy cooties?

My heart is broken! :raritycry:

5617816 5618045 Glad you enjoyed it. I was hoping that my subtle and cunning plan of subversion would work.:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

5618046 Well, at least this version of taco-Siren doesn't. Quite frankly, I see Sonata as being slightly childish, and I don't see her yet getting the whole attraction to members of the opposite gender yet. Don't worry, there's a bazillion other versions of Sonata on here that would be happy to be your waifu, I'll just stick with Adagio, and everything will be good.:raritywink:

Rush and Pony on!

What musceles? He's a dog. He has no "really big" muscels.:moustache:


Well, at least this version of taco-Siren doesn't. Quite frankly, I see Sonata as being slightly childish, and I don't see her yet getting the whole attraction to members of the opposite gender yet.

But...but she has all those Magical Female Powers(tm) just coming out her wazoo! She's a siren and a thousand years old! And she's too young to like boys? At that rate, she never will! It ain't fair, I'm tellin' yuh! :fluttershbad:

PS: Please don't ask me what a "wazoo" is. I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to. :pinkiesick:

5618101 Touché. However, a bit of artistic interpretation was used. The style of the show doesn't really show muscle definition (unless it's exaggerated like Bulk Biceps), but that doesn't mean that Spike, if he were a real dog, wouldn't have good muscle tone. Sure he's a small dog, but notice Sonata said "great muscles" not "big muscles". "Great" could be used to describe muscle tone and definition, rather than size.

However, you may or may not have caught me.:pinkiecrazy: I'm leaving it in anyway to build up the joke at the end.

Rush and Pony on!

5618553 A few thousand years old, might I add. There are so many interpretations of Sonata, that you can really take your pick. It definitely isn't that she's too young (I think she's right around Aria and Adagio's age, give or take a few centuries), just that she's more simple-minded, naive, and childish than they are. She thinks she's too young to like boys, but hey, that special someone just needs to come along in her life. :derpytongue2:

Rush and Pony on!

5618561 Its a win win. Good joke:derpytongue2:

Pony up!


5619081 Glad you think so. And thanks for the kind words. :twilightsmile:

Rush and Pony on!

5619124 No problem.:yay:

Pony up!


5618046 I also consider her my waifu too:fluttercry:

It doesn't take being Sonata to love a dog. Seriously, you'd have to be outright, pure, unadulterated evil to hate dogs in general.

Especially Puppy Spike. Puppy Spike is best puppy. :moustache::raritystarry:

5623222 Well, I'm biased towards cats, but it's true: you have to be a special kind of evil to hate puppies. I'm glad you enjoyed the story.:twilightsmile:

Rush and Pony on!

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This bit was made of win. I want to see a fic where Adagio tries stuff from this book and it backfires, bringing her closert to people instead.:pinkiehappy:

7555329 I'm glad that you enjoyed the story, and I'll keep that idea in mind. :twilightsmile: To be honest, though, I just need the time and the motivation to write first.

Rush and Pony on!

This story is absolutely hilarious, not to mention adorable. Leave it to Sonata to act like that because of a dog. Have an upvote and a fave.

Thanks. Glad that you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

Rush and Pony on!


You're welcome and I'm completely with you on Rush....best band of all time in my opinion.....and you pony on as well!

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