Good morning, afternoon, night, or whenever you're reading this. My name is Edward, aka 'patient 42', and I am currently residing in an insane asylum.
Why?
I suppose it all started When the ruler of this place called Equestria tasked her personal student, Twilight Sparkle, to travel to Earth and study the human race.
Unfortunately for Twilight, when she teleported to our world she, well... she appeared in the middle of the road. Right in front of my car. Needless to say, this put a pretty big dent in her expedition. ...as well as my car's bumper.

Sounds crazy, right? But hey, maybe thats the reason why I'm in this cell.
Point is, The story I'm about to tell you is the tale of events sparked by that ill-fated night.

note: In this plane of existence, the franchise "My Little Pony" does not exist. In short; this is not, nor will it ever be, a 'brony meets pony' story.
Also, on a more recent note, I had this idea and began writing way back in S2, so this is in no way inspired by EqG. (also, its non-alicorn twilight)

There was only one explanation. For all of it. All of the strange, erratic behavior. Her irrational fear of the sun. Her nocturnal habits of locking herself in in the dark and closing all the blinds. Wearing her sunglasses everywhere, even inside! It was time to invest in some silver, garlic, and a wooden stake.

Created in response to a prompt from Lordfrieza on the Humanized Ponies forum.

One usually looks like a real mess when they first get up in the morning. But what about waking up and nothing about yourself looks familiar? You're certain you're still the same pony you were when you went to sleep, but now, can you even call yourself a pony?

Kids are waking up all over Ponyville in strange looking bodies. What effect will this have on them? Their families? Their lives?

(Originally published by Matt11, rewritten with permission.)

WARNING!: This fic will contain: Age regression, diaper useage, breast feeding, and cuteness! Do not read if you are allergic to adorableness and feels! Thank you.

Scootaloo isn't a bad filly, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy know that better than anyone. But when Scootaloo starts acting up in school, they find themselves wondering what could possibly be causing their adopted daughter to misbehave.

When Scootaloo's behavior continues to get worse, the young couple turn to the help of their friend Twilight, in the hopes of pinning down the problem.

As it turns out, Twilight has a solution. But it's one that will change the life of Scootaloo forever.

The "what-if" sequel has arrived -- Equinophobia: Silvery Lies.

"Equinophobia is a psychological fear of horses"
Sometimes you're lucky, and sometimes you're unlucky. Ryan finds herself the latter as she ends up in a world of sunshine, rainbows, and pure horror.

A story of an out-of-place person learning to adapt to their new environment.

Alternate Universe tag for lack of or changes in Equestria Girls elements and the Crystal Empire's history.

Written as the A-side to A Chromatic Scale. The stories are not related otherwise and can be read separately.

Cassie Quattor has convinced herself that she was dreaming when she thought she met a unicorn at a young age. But everything changes when she runs away from the torment and finds herself in Equestria. With the help of a pegasus called Raindrops, a unicorn called Sparkler and an earth pony named Bon Bon, she must find the mane six, her special unicorn and her real self, before it's too late.

This camping trip was supposed to be a nice relaxing weekend away from the world. But when I woke up in the body of a cartoon pony, this weekend became anything but calm.

Now, I got to try my damndest to keep some sence of normality with family members turned into ponies, crazy children, a voice in the back of my head, and no hands.

Help...I need an adult.

Part of the Ponyearthverse

Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.

Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.

Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.

Anonymous just wants to find a way home. That's too bad, because the ponies of Equestria (the mares, especially) have found out that he tastes very good. Whenever a pony tastes him, they're overcome with a desire to try and eat him. It's rather annoying for him, especially when he's only five centimeters tall.

Contains soft vore.

Does not contain clop or any of the other things commonly associated with vore. The sex tag is for context and conversation topics only. Character tags will be updated as the story progresses.

EDIT: I have created a group for anyone who would like to make similar fics.
Tiny Pony

This is based off the semi-popular Warhammer 40k fanfiction version called TinyHammer

What happens when you have teeny tiny ponies living in your bedroom?

How will they take being the size of your thumb?

How will you deal with the Changelings, Minotaurs, Griffons, Buffalos, and Dragons that came along for the ride?

How will Pinkie react to human sized cupcakes?
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