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Everything has a little vore in it.


Anonymous just wants to find a way home. That's too bad, because the ponies of Equestria (the mares, especially) have found out that he tastes very good. Whenever a pony tastes him, they're overcome with a desire to try and eat him. It's rather annoying for him, especially when he's only five centimeters tall.

Contains soft vore.

Does not contain clop or any of the other things commonly associated with vore. The sex tag is for context and conversation topics only. Character tags will be updated as the story progresses.

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 168 )

Weirdest boner

Nice going Twi! Better hurry! Great story so far! I'm wondering, is Lyra going to have any part in this? Even if she doesn't, please continue!


I shall!

Don't fight it

Thanks! Glad you liked it!

Maybe, as of right now I'm planning on this story to be various one shots between anon and a pony of my choosing, so Lyra may very well be involved. ^^

This has got to be the craziest idea for a story I've ever read in my life.

I love it.


Sure :3


Sometimes the craziest ideas end up being the best. :unsuresweetie:


Wellll since you said please...


almost 40 likes and in the popular list? I don't really see how I can't.

Cautious vote for continue? The "humans taste amazing" joke might need some very good writing to keep it going, unless it becomes a running gag about Twilight in particular becoming slightly addicted, but the "two inches tall in Ponyville" angle could provide an new perspective on the HiE subgenre.

"this is my fetish."

Except in this particular case it actually is my fetish....:twilightblush::twilightblush::twilightblush:

eh, it's fairly standard as far as vore goes.

also, holy carp there's a vore fic in the popular stories list!

Lucky. "Snack-Sized Sweetie" never even made it to the boxes. :ajbemused:


Well I can't make any promises, but I do hope you still enjoy it :3


Do you love it? Do you want some more of it?


I have no idea what you're talking about :twilightsheepish:




You and I both :twilightblush:


Is that... a rare occurrence? :rainbowhuh:

All the carp!


!hoowoo :yay:


aw, don't feel bad. If it makes you feel any better, I'll go give it a read in a bit! :pinkiehappy:

And thank you guys so much for the feedback! I really appreciate it!

4762929 very rare indeed! I wish my vore fic could get on the popular list!

Love this story. I'm looking forward for more of it. Especially with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.
A unique take on the HiE-genre. :pinkiesmile:

:heart: :trollestia: Moaaaaaar, if you don't mind.
This was- simply amazing well written!

love this
can't wait to see how Pinkie noms him!

Please. This needs more pony-eats-human hilarity.

Maybe you could include more of Anon's point of view as he struggles in their bellies?

Can we expect to see more of this soon? I would love it if this continued. It is superbly written and I want mooaaar!!!

-reads second chapter- I give myself permission to use the tornados!

My non-brony, Mormon, and want to keep from thinking of ponies as any sort of "sexy" tells me to leave this alone, but my voreaphillia is continuing to come out victorious. Well played.

Poor Anon gets to go on a long, dark audio only tour. Bet he's glad he can't see in there. Wonder if someone will modify that so he can.


Heh, I hope you enjoyed Pinkie Pie's. I personally don't think I'm very good at writing her.

Did it lead you to a good place?

And moar there shall be!

Hope it lived up to your expectations!

*points up*

As much as I would love to do this, I am much more talented at describing the 'predator's' point of view so to speak. This is also part of the reason I'm allowing guest chapters, people who might be good at describing the insides will get the chance to write too! :yay:

Yeah, sorry it took so long. :twilightsheepish:

The- the what? :rainbowhuh:

It's kind of a thing you become fond of when you're young. I never knew I liked it till I watched the movie 'Anaconda' where the idea of someone getting eaten while still alive actually interested me. Probably more than it should have, as a kid. :facehoof:

And so Voreafillyia said, let there be updates!

I hope they're not TOO sexy for you not to enjoy it. I personally am not a fan of clop either. :pinkiesmile:

Needs more Muffins.

In cae you don't know, Muffins has been released on several instances as Derpy's official name, including wigs and the Xbox avatar pet.

4944503 Nope, you're good.

So the enchantment prevents him from "moving along". So it's a good news, bad news kind of thing. Well Anon should be safe as long as the Fanfic typical Lyra Heartstrings doesn't catch him.

You might want to change this in the first chapter:
Her eyes grew wide for a moment, and she lowered the list for a moment to look at you with a curious, analytical expression.


Her eyes grew wide for a moment, and she lowered the list for a moment to look at him with a curious, analytical expression.

4946197 yeah but Faust said her name is derpy and last round up said it to so that's word of god and cannon


I feel like you're trying to tell me something... :unsuresweetie:


Oh geez...I'll get on it.

4961231 Indeed I am.
The question is what am I telling you?
I'll leave that up to you.

4961231 Get on what? Oh no did I give you an idea!?


If you're implying what I think you're implying and you would like a derpy chapter sooner rather than later, you could always write it yourself. :pinkiehappy:


Haha I may have been a bit unclear, I meant get on fixing that typo. :twilightblush:

4970486 I'm working on three separate fics simultaneously.:ajbemused:

Do you think I have time between those and my work as a full-time carer?


Just a suggestion my friend, far be it from me to pressure you into doing something you don't want to do.

4971739 I never said I don't want to. I would if I could, but I don't have time.
As it is, I'm behind schedule on my two current fics.

Comment posted by Jerec the Ascendant deleted Sep 9th, 2014
Comment posted by Jerec the Ascendant deleted Sep 9th, 2014

4970486 Yeah, that typo just faded from my mind.

Comment posted by Streiben deleted Sep 20th, 2014

Excellent. Somehow. I got a *BOING* from this. BECAUSE PONY ON HUMAN IS SEXY!


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