Ross Grimm: Nervous High School student and new kid. A terrible mix for this terrible shipfic. My apologies for this travesty, unless you like. Then you're welcome.

Ross Grimm is about to fall head over heels for another student at Canterlot High. Only thing is: He is a nervous wreck around women.

Celestia, Luna and Discord. Three ancient beings in equestrian history. However why is Celestia and Luna princesses and not Queens? Also why did Discord conquer Equestria?

The answer to these questions have the same answer. One Mare, one Alicorn, their Mother Lauren Faust.

I really shouldn't have picked up that medal

Special Thanks to The Fan Without a Face for helping me with this.

A Special Displaced Tale

Now uncancelled.

In the city of Los Santos, Vanoss and most of his crew are testing out a new glitch in the latest update, but somehow suprisingly they all end up in Equestria, they're bodies trapped in their GTA V characters and somehow developing otherworldly powers.

Together they must all work together to figure out how they got here and stop an ongoing war from destroying itself.

Not a parody or spoof of anything, but an actual story with a plot an setting and grammatical stuff like that.

The characters in the fic will include Vanoss, H2O Delirious, SilentDroidd, I AM WILDCAT, Lui Calibre, Sark, Daithi De Nogla, Mini Ladd, and Terroriser.

Drake can't stand it anymore. He's stuck in a dilemma, whether to stay in Young Money, or put on his fez and throw in the towel, and accept the fact that he'd never be Young Money enough for his mentor, Lil Wayne. Meanwhile, due to a visit from 2pac, Eminem is rounding up black rappers, sending them to a mythical land from which none can return. Drake is the only one that can save them. Rated dark, because skin colour.

Having no choice but to leave their home, Harmony Key takes her younger sister, Sunny Rose, to find another place to stay. On their journey, the sisters meet a colt they've never seen before, who takes them in temporarily. Or so they thought...

Cover art by MirandaEscalante

On a trip to see Apple Bloom and the crusaders, Babs brings two young blank-flanks interested in joining the small club, but one seems to hang back from the excitement.

Second story and my first attempt at one-shot writing! These prompts are based off of the ideas I had suggested in the comments of Forced memories Forced mothers. Please tell me which of these one shots you would like to see become an actual story, and I will try to make those prompts into a full story. Or write a story about it yourself, after all every writer can bring a new look on the same topic! Please like if you enjoy these ideas and if not then that's perfectly fine! Please comment with your votes for the one-shots that will become stories if you would like to!

Various one-shots involving many different kinds of hypnosis with different characters.

A secret diary in which Twilight writes the details of her life, starting from her first visit to Ponyville. At least until Spike gets it. Then it's just a story.

It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.

Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!
I thought that was all of us?
It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.
Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!
Explosions!
Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.
Total babes!
Awkward hilarity.
Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-
Daddy, who are you talking to?
Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-
Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.
That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!
You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!
That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?
I brought popcorn and chimichangas.
*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!

Hey look! We've got cover art now!
Aww, you were so cute at that age!
And I'm not cute now?
Now you're sexy!
We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.
Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21
...did you really have to literally throw it?
Yup!
Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!

Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.

This story is a sequel to The Lost Element

Three years have passed since the first human in centuries set foot upon Equestrian soil. With public opinion of humans at an all-time high, the royal family prepares to take the next step in reintroducing humanity to their world. But will the next human to arrive in Equestria make an equally smooth transition as the first, or will history repeat?

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On hiatus until The Lost Element's completion.