Chapter 2: How is this possible?
Hasbro owns MLP and Vanoss's crew own themselves.
The six ponies began to stare at the six unconscious humans, the exception being Vanoss, who screamed "VONDERHAAR!!!"
Vanoss began to calm down, trying to process what just happened, I think I'm on a really bad LSD trip, he thought to himself.
Twilight was also trying to process what just happened, but instead failed, as she realized that what just happened gave the laws of physics a hefty 'fuck you.' (although her thoughts involving that last line were lot more kid-friendly.) She couldn't think of anything to say, so she attempted to greet it.
Vanoss stared at the multi-colored horses in front of him, what caught him off-guard was what it said.
"Hello, my name is Prin-" Twilight tried to say.
"Holy shit, it can talk!" Vanoss yelled, the white pony fainted, he then smacked the masked one's with the blue shirt several times, trying to wake him up.
"Delirious, wake up you stupid fuck," Vanoss said, Twilight flinched at his vulgar language, what kind of planet did they live on?
"I don't wanna go to school..." Delirious mumbled, Vanoss rolled his eyes at the cliched sleep talk.
"Hey Delirious, there's a shark eating a cheeseburger," Vanoss coaxed, Delirious's eyes opened and he sprang to his feet.
"Where? Wait, what the hell? Vanoss, I think I'm dreaming, I see a lot of color-y shit everywhere, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!" Delirous screamed, Vanoss walked up to him and punched him in the jaw, "Ow! What the fuck?!?" he demanded, rubbing his already-bruising jaw
"There, now you know you're not dreaming, come to think of it, I think I'm dreaming, I punched you in the face and you're not dead," Vanoss answered, this time taking out a baseball bat, Delirious pulled out a pistol.
"Don't you hit me motherfucker," Delirous would've said if he wasn't karate chopped in the neck by Mini Ladd, who was still trying to recover from blunt force head trauma and alcoholism.
"Ow my head, I can't tell if I bashed my skull or if it's the hangover," Mini Ladd groaned, he then spotted the six ponies.
"It's definitely the hangover," Mini concluded, who then fell asleep again.
Twilight was completely and utterly confused, first, did the one in red say something about a shark eating a... "cheese-burger", unaware of the word's meaning. Second, why is the blue one getting picked on? And finally, how did they get their weapons out if nowhere? How is all of this even possible?
"Ahem, my name is-"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK IT CAN TALK!" Wilcat yelled as he witnessed the talking horse as he woke up.
"Can you tone it down? Jesus...." Terroriser stood up and looked at the ponies, he then looked at Delirious.
"I somehow think this is your fault," he said to Delirious, who then facepalmed in humiliation.
"As I was saying-" Twilight then looked at them to see if they were going to interrupt her, everyone was silent.
...
"My na-"
"Holy fuck, Delirious, I don't think what you gave me was beer!" a new voice said, this one slightly high-pitched than the others, belonging to an alien wearing a monkey mask, Rainbow couldn't contain her laughter as Twilight was rudely interrupted, again.
"I know that's what we're trying to find out Lui," Vanoss said, trying to think, but could find no logical solution but this:
Illegal Alien Cartel, nuff said., and possibly the glitch that they attempted.
"If you could please let me talk!" Twilight yelled, all of them were about to speak until she cast a spell where their lips were sealed by zippers.
"Finally, anyway, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle and I welcome you to Equestria," Twilight said, it felt as though it should've been Celestia to say this, but she was a princess like her.
Mini Ladd unzipped his mouth, "What the hell kind of name is Equestria?"
"I fucking knew that magic existed!" Delirious shouted after the rest unzipped their mouths.
"Shut the hell up Delirious, we don't want to know about the unspeakable things you do to the Tooth Fairy," Wildcat broke the zipper somehow, it probably had something to do with his mouth being covered by a mask
"Anyway, I welcome you to Equestria, if you would do so, may you please follow us to Ponyville so we may ask you some questions?" Twilight was making this all up on the spot, she was just excited that there were ACTUAL aliens in Equestria, vulgar aliens, but still aliens.
The six humans (not counting Nogla, who was still out cold.) then looked at each other, then burst our laughing.
"Ponyville?!? It sounds so much fucking dumb than Equestria," Wildcat said between laughs.
"I dunno, I don't trust hallucinations," Vanoss said suspiciously.
Rainbow then sped towards him, but he ducked and she instead rammed Delirious, who was slammed into a tree.
"Can a hallucination do that?" she asked Vanoss.
"Delirious had his ass handed to him, how can anyone not believe that anymore," he said, impressed.
"Yeah, I sorta meant to hit you," she chuckled nervously.
"Guys, I think Delirious is dead," Mini Ladd said, Rainbow turned to look at Delirious's body.
"Yeah, he's dead," Lui said, everypony gasped.
"I didn't mean to-"
"You fucking bitch," a voice behind her said, she turned to see Delirious alive.
"Delirious, your supposed to be dead," Wildcat said, pulling out a shotgun and shooting him.
Seconds later Delirious reappeared again, his dead bodies disappearing.
"I'm back motherfucker!" he yelled.
"Can you please stop killing each other!" Twilight pleaded, shocked at Delirious's death, but was then concerned when he died again.
"Fine...FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!" Wildcat yelled as he swung a 9-iron into Delirious's head, killing him again.
"You're a dick Wildcat," Delirious said as he respawned.
"Can we please get to the castle?" Twilight was almost to the point of begging, the rest of the mane 6 were just watching them in shock.
2 hours later
Twilight managed to almost literally drag the humans to the castle, with Lui having to carry Nogla and waking up Mini Ladd with a smelling salt, she closed the door after everypony entered.
Everypony took a seat with Vanoss's crew in the middle.
"So, who and what are you?" Twilight asked, Terroriser walked over to her,
"I am Terroriser and we are humans from planet Earth," he explained.
"Why did you have to say it like that? It was so cliche, they say that in almost every movie if the aliens are friendly goddammit!" Wildcat facepalmed.
"Anyway, I'm Vanoss, the badass," Vanoss introduced.
"I'm H2O Delirious, the-"
"Nobody fucking cares!" Nogla yelled.
"Nogla's awake!" Mini Ladd yelled.
"I have been you twat, I just wanted someone to carry me because apparently somebody fucking called me lazy," he squinted his eyes at Mini.
"Okay anyway, that's Delirious, Wildcat, Lui, Nogla, Mini Ladd, and Terroriser." Vanoss rushed past so there wouldn't be another argument.
"Thank you for the introducing yourselves, I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, there's Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie."
"Uh oh," Pinkie said.
"What's wrong?" Fluttershy asked.
"Pinchy knee," she said.
Suddenly another portal appeared, this time a taxi drove through and hit Delirious and Wildcat, the driver exited the car.
"Droidd, what are you doing here?" Mini Ladd said, everyone and everypony surprised.
"I-I don't know, I was just driving my taxi to Cockatoos and get wasted con los gringos and now I'm here... what the hell are those colorful ponies doing, how did I get here," he said in his mexican accent.
"We actually have no fucking clue how all this happened," Vanoss said.
...
"So, this is awkward," Lui said.
"Droidd you fucking bitch," Delirious and Wildcat said simultaneously.
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Well that was fast, not that I'm complaining.
Then Droidd came, with a taxi......with his destination to Cockatoos.....That was unexpected.
All I have to say to this is... yes... WELL FUCKING DONE!
Good so far, maybe have the glitch go even further so they can change into their Gmod outfits while the abilities of Gmod and the same for COD and Skate 3 maybe? It would be funny to see what they could do with Gmod abilities in MLP and the things they could spawn in.
What I'd do in this situation or how I see it.
Droid - Hey you wanna goto cockatoos?!
Me - fuck yeah!
Droid - ok we need to take a right here a left here another left and the portal...
Me - wait WTF!!!!!
*drives through portal and sees ponys*
Me - I'm done I'm fuckin done...
*pulls pistol out and commits suicide* * respawns in the same room*
Me - shit!!!
more
again, CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
Yes. I have waited my entire life for this. THANK YOU, FOR MAKING A MLP/VANOSS FIC!
*Cough* Uh, yeah, anyway, I love it.
4893977 i was expecting it
Haven't even read it yet and the first thing on my mind is "Oh Faust, Delirious with unicorn powers.... We're fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked."
I'M DYING! I'M FUCKING DYING!!! MY SIDES
*Sniff* Eheh..you just got yourself a fave, a like, and a follow.
OMG so good!!!!! Make more please for the love of god MOAR!
I'm gonna be waiting for the day when Vanoss or any of the crew find this, heck, they may even do a reading of it. Now that would be fucking perfect.
As for the story, it is so well written, it seems like another Vanoss skit, only longer. Spike approves as well. 
This chapter made me smile and laugh! Nice work!
Dis... is gud
Oh, if only Marcel was here to join the party. He'd understand what's going on...
I am admiring your creativity in Vanoss and his friend's
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(yes I watch VanossGaming
*clap clap clap* congrats sir you just made my day
i am faving this... ive read 50 BUCKING STORIES, but this..... is the first story i have ever favorited. well bucking done!
I do hope Prop Hunt becomes a factor at some point in this story.
thank you world, for this beautiful creation...
The Vanoss team and ponies... This cannot end well... It's going to end awesomely.
4893977 always expect the un expected.
did i really just do that ?
Run Vanoss RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU BECOME A PONY THUMBNAI
omg people are already making fanfics about these people
have they gotten that famous already
This is the first time in a long time I have had a good laugh from a piece of fiction.
H20 in Equestria, I look forward to reading about the multiple stabbings that are undoubtedly in this fic.
Omfg this is really funny dude! Cant wait for next chapter!
Quite possibly my new favorite story on this site. You have made my damn day, sir. I'm surprised you're not featured on the front page yet.
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I love it! Do more!
Reaction to the concept of this story.
4899287 he make it himself
VanossGaming fan fic?
So awesome!
My ribs they hurt from laughing
I knew this was going to happen eventually.
We have to have them read this!
4900401
BRING OUT THE MARIACHI BAND
THAT'S NOT A MARIACHI!
This seems coincidentally similar to my Vanoss fic.
They were trying to do a glitch plot.
And wait, in the second chapter, were they transported to the world because in the last chapter, they were still in gta... Wut?
YESSSSS
I never knew I wanted this until now!
I love vanoss and his crew!
you have eared your place as my right hand....strike those down that oppose you
This is fucked up and hilarious. I love it.
Did somebody say cockatoos?
4901450 I never read your fics before and no, they're not in gta anymore.
I already love this story!
I had an idea for a vannoss LOHAV fic
Never got around to do it
CHILL THE FUCK OUT NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!
but yeah ima read the shit of out this tomorrow