I do not own MLP, that belongs to Hasbro.
It was a beautiful day in the land of Equestria, the birds chirping, the sun shining, no recent monster attacks that always end up with partial or complete destruction of Ponyville.
But Twilight's day was being spent still wandering the halls of her new house/castle, she had to admit, it has been 2 weeks since Tirek's defeat and the construction of her new castle to replace the Golden Oaks Library, besides the throne room, there was everything from a 7 bedrooms, 6 halls, 4 bathrooms, a kitchen, 2 living rooms, a magic testing room, (strangely) an armory, an attic, 2 basements (was that even possible?), a much bigger library with a lot more books, and (for some reason) 3 storage rooms (why three?) and it still had some space for more things to be put there, despite it's already large size, a castle couldn't hold this many rooms, even Celestia's, Time Turner explained to her that the energy inside the chest that made her castle made things bigger on the inside. (Author's Note: they haven't shown all of Twilight's castle, so I'm just trying to be a little humorous and add this many rooms.)
"Twilight!!!" a voice resonated through the rooms, oh no, Spike was lost in the castle again.
Twilight followed the echos and found herself standing in front of a closet, she opened it, Spike came running out and almost slammed into a wall if he hadn't stopped himself.
"Oops, sorry Twilight," he nervously smiled, rubbing the back of his head with his claws.
"Maybe we should go outside," she concluded, this was the fifth time today that Spike got lost, which is a record on the lowest amount of times he got lost in this maze they called a house.
They made their way out to the entrance and stepped outside, it really was a beautiful day, why spend it all inside?
Twilight shook her wings and began to walk over to greet her friends.
First was Rainbow Dash, the cyan rainbow-maned pegasus who strives to become a Wonderbolt, one of the most famous group of pegasus fliers in Equestria.
"Hiya Twilight! You're back!" Rainbow glided to the ground and landed in front of her.
"What do you mean?" Twilight asked.
"Ever since that castle has been built, you've been in there for days, what were you doing?" Rainbow wondered.
"I was just looking to see what everything in the castle," Twilight argued.
"Yeah, for three days," Rainbow snorted.
"Three days?" Twilight realized, she really had to see her friends now, she rushed past Rainbow.
"Wait what's going on?" Rainbow yelled.
"I need to visit the rest of my friends!" she yelled back.
Next was Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy, each of them worried that Twilight would've gotten lost in that place and never come out, Applejack was glad that Twilight was okay, Fluttershy was happy that she was back, and so was Rarity, not before saying that her mane looked like a rat's nest and should be cleaned up before ever leaving a house ever again.
Finally there was Pinkie, Twilight opened the door to Sugarcube Corner, but as quietly as she was, she was not prepared for the surprise party that awaited her.
"SURPRISE!!!!" everypony yelled, Twilight jumped back in fright, but then relaxed after she saw Pinkie with a huge goofy grin on her face.
The banner read: Welcome-back-Twilight-from-the-castle-and-probably-getting-lost-but-suddenly-came-back party, the place had all the sort of treats you'd find in a bakery/sweet shop.
They really did miss her, Twilight smiled.
Meanwhile on Planet Earth... well more specifically Los Santos, but you get the point.
It was a beautiful day in Los Santos, the beautiful appearance of the city, the lights at night, the cars that drive by, the only problem was that no one was enjoying it.
Then there were these guys.
"Hey guys! You ready?" Vanoss said, walking over to the upside down car while they were on top of a very tall skyscraper
"I still find it suspicious that this update came out on April Fool's day, what are we supposed to do again?" Mini Ladd asked Vanoss.
"We're supposed to use the car launch glitch into that building over there, I read online that if you hit the top window, it will take you to a new place in the map," Wildcat instructed.
"I call bullshit," Delirious said.
"No one fucking cares Delirious!" Vanoss grabbed a baseball bat and swung it, making contact with his skull, he fell over and somehow ended up falling off the building.
"HHHOOOOLLLLY FUUUUCCCCKK, I CAAAAAN FLL-" Delirious managed to yell out before getting smacked by a plane wing, the plane then flew over the building, a man jumped out and used his parachute to land next to Wildcat.
"Hello." Nogla said, taking off the parachute, everyone burst out laughing at Delirious's apparent death.
"I have a feeling that you did some thing really bad," Mini Ladd backed away from Nogla.
"Hey! Delirious was in the way." Nogla yelled at them.
"No, not Delirious, no one cares about him," Wildcat pointed out.
"I heard that you fucking bitch," Delirious said as he respawned, pulling out a sticky bomb.
"Oh yeah, I left Lui on the plane when he left his controller to take a piss, the plane should be crashing-"
*BOOM*
"-now."
"Hey guys I'm back... Nogla, I fucking hate you so much," Lui's voice said through the headphones after he realized what happened, everyone couldn't stop laughing.
"Okay everyone, let's go!" Vanoss yelled as he jumped on the car, creating the launch glitch.
"HOOOLY SHIT!" Vanoss yelled as he crashed through the window.
"Are you dead Vanoss?" Wildcat yelled.
".....No! I think it's waiting for you guys for some reason."
"Fuck this shit, it's my turn," Wildcat pushed aside the others, put on his famous pig mask and helmet and jumped onto the flipped car.
"TO THE MOON!!!!" Wildcat yelled as he landed in the window with Vanoss.
"Are you dead?" Mini Ladd slurred, opening his fourth bottle of beer and chugging it.
"COME ON IN!" Wildcat yelled.
"My turn, move aside Delirious." Mini Ladd said as he stumbled onto the car, launching him into the window with Wildcat and Vanoss.
Then came Lui, Nogla, and Terroriser, who stepped in front of them.
"Alright you bunch of pussies, we must get onto the car... and GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!" Terroriser yelled in his Arnold voice as he ran and was launched into the window with the rest of the crew.
"Woah Terroriser, what the hell is up with your face? You look like you met bigfoot's ex-wife during busy season." Wildcat asked
"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!" Terroriser yelled.
Lui and Nogla went in at the same time, barely missing and managed to land on Mini, who was too drunk to care.
Now it was H2O Delirious's turn, he cracked his knuckles, got into his running stance.
"I can do this!" he yelled.
"Just get your ass over here!" Lui yelled in his Lui Jr. voice.
"Hey Tyler, I'll give you a thousand bucks for every time Delirious misses," Vanoss whispers to Wildcat.
"You're fucking on Evan!" Wildcat said.
"To infinity and Delirious!" he yelled, he was launched straight at the window, until Wildcat shot him with a shotgun.
"You fucking dick!" Delirious yelled as he fell and respawned.
"To infinity and-" Wildcat shot Delirious with a sniper rifle.
"YOU'RE A BITCH WILDCAT!" Delirious yelled and respawned again.
"Fuck this shit, I'm just running," he ran towards the car.
"Be careful Delirious, remember that you're prone to being retarded!" Vanoss yelled, who recieved a rather loud 'fuck you!'
Delirious instead was launched into the sky, who then landed with a 'splat' minutes later.
"What would happen if I walked?" Delirious wondered.
"Don't do it Delirious, that's suicide!" Vanoss yelled.
"I call bullshit on that," Delirious replied, he walked over to the car, but was instead launched downward and half a second later landed with a 'splat' again
90 minutes later...
"It's been an hour and a half and Delirious still hasn't gotten in, he's so fucking dumb!" Mini Ladd said, sobering up.
"Alright guys, I have the perfect plan," Delirious said.
"We already heard all your perfect plans, I wouldn't be surprised if this one ended in your death again." Vanoss joked.
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
"What's that?" Lui asked.
They all turned to see Delirious riding a jet pack towards them.
"Surprise motherfuckers," he yelled as he crashed into the rest of the guys.
"I made, I fucking made it!!!" he yelled, soon the floor below collapsed, everyone screaming as they fell.
"That was one of the best parties ever!" Twilight said.
"Thanks Twilight!" Pinkie beamed, the rest of the Mane 6 behind Twilight.
Suddenly a portal opened in front of them, startling them all.
"What is that?" Twilight asked, suddenly seven aliens emerged from the portal, the first one in red was apparently awake, he looked around and spotted the ponies, he then pinched himself to see if he wasn't dreaming or having a nightmare, he then sank to his knees and screamed.
VONDERHAAR!!!!!!!
Some punctuation problems, but for the parts with Vanoss and gang I couldn't stop laughing. Although some of the things the Mane 6 said and did seemed off for their character, it was still a good story.
I love Vanoss and all his friends the videos they make are hilarious. As far as I can tell Vanoss and everyone else seem to be in character. So I can actually see this happening in a video. Now I just wait for the next chapter and hopefully the mane 6 aren't too ooc. Good luck and I await chapter two.
~Emo Rainbow Corporationz
I wanna see where this goes.
I fucking love it!
I will be eagerly awaiting the next chapter
I don't watch a lot of MLP, so I'm sorry if the Mane 6 aren't very much in character and I also sort of
rushed the mlp part just to get to Vanoss.
I'M THE REAL DELIRIOUS!
Where is Droid, señor?
4890654 Dammit I forgot about SilentDroidd!
Add him next chapter. To Cockatoos!
4890917 NEIN! I have a plan for that, and it'll be completely random
Needs a bit of work but I like it. 7/10
When you have someone talk don't just have there name afterwards.
(Your Story)
"No, not Delirious, no one cares about him," Wildcat.
(How anyone would have done it.)
"No, not Delirious, no one cares about him," Wildcat stated.
4891208 Wa-wait? How would down vote a piece of criticism, quite honestly I found those bits a tad annoying. But chugged on through, agreed. Needs more work, and please people don't down vote criticism, that's the worst you can do.
Edit: The worst you can do is delete criticism.
i dont care if this story may have been written bad this was just too fucking hailarious for me to notice
OMG FINALLY!!! NOW TO READ!!!
can't STOP LAUGHING!!!!! MORE MAN, MORE!!!
You really did a good representation of vanoss and his friends, causing to laugh a lot X,D
You have to do more man this shit is funny!!!
Oh boy I can't wait to see everyone else's reactions to the ponies, specifically Delirious.
HA HA HA oh dear god that was fucking great but where was Droid i needs my Cockatoos
What happened to Sark? Your description has him, but he isnt in the story? Unless you plan on bringing him later or something. Now, only if this had Seananners in it. Lol
I never said he would come NOW, I will spoil it a little and say he comes later in the story
are you their skit director
4893418 No but I'll take it as a compliment
This shit's hilarious!
its pretty good so far keep goin! :D
Okay. Just a thing here.
You.
Wrote.
Delirious.
Perfectly.
........
This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I hope you continue this story.
o.m.g i have never laughed so bloody hard in my life you my good sir are a FUCKING!!!! saint thank you
TINA PALACIO!!!!!!
oh...my...celestia....*gasp* I CANT BREATH! I think that i died a little inside.. please just....MOAR!!!
4896901 I think you mean Steven Bills
Author's note in the middle of the story? Sheesh, strike one. Still, read the whole chapter, and other than the authors note being in the story itself, this was good.
You should have added Basically and Moo. Other than that awesome.
Use more periods and better tenseses (is that a word). Either way, it was good.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!
HOLY SHIT THI IS THE FUNNIEST MOTHER FUCKLING STORY IVE EVER READ XDDDDD
And thus, the best one on the team spoke his first words....
Dear Radio.
It's only the first chapter and you've already been the cause of several coughing fits. Your writing for the group is spectacular, it really does feel like I'm watching the group as I read this (although Nogla seems a little too smart but I'll let that slide). I did catch a few grammatical issues but nothing too bad.
I can honestly say from the bottom of my cupcake heart, this is gonna be good.
Sincerely Yours, The Cake Devil.
4989665 Sorry Arby, I think you meant Vanoss. It's alright, we all make mistakes on who is better.
4989665 I think I practically declared war with that last comment.
I. Am. Fucking. DYING.
4989665 No he is not, NO ONE LIKES DELIRIOUS. look, here's what you should do
Step 1. Make sure your'e head is attached to your neck
Step 2. Take an I.Q. test and confirm it is over zero.
Step 3. If you still feel the same way about Delirious, GET A LOBOTOMY
Ha ha , good funny intro
5272245 Vanoss is better
5329954 I must issue a formal apology to anyone insulted by my comment, I was just overreacting in a manner that I have similarly been treated in on this site, thank you, Good Day.
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/221145/mlp-marvel-teamup-twilight-sparkle-and-dormammu
The story in itself is unrelated, but I slipped one of their Gmod vids in as an apology for a large gap between updates. I searched vanoss in the stories on a whim, not disapointed with the result.Do with it as you will.
I think you mean Steven Bills.
THAT WAS BUCKING Hilarious SO FUNNY IMA TRACK IT STAR IT AND LIKE IT ON THE FIRST CHAPTER I DONT DO THIS OFTEN SO GRAZ FOR BEING AWESOME I LIKE TO YELL