//------------------------------// // Chapter 5: Puncake and the Switch // Story: Well, that just happened // by RadioBug15 //------------------------------// Crew owns themselves and Hasbro owns MLP and Transfornication Author's note: I finally found a perfect theme song to this fic, if you like it, post it's name into the comment section. Theme Song Twilight opened her eyes, she looked towards the clock: eight thirty; she sighed got out of bed and headed through the corridors. She eventually made her way near kitchen, the smell of breakfast strong in her senses, she entered the kitchen. Only to see Wildcat holding Spike up by his neck, screaming in his face. "Why!?! Why, why, why, why, WHY!?!?!?!" Wildcat screamed at him, Spike was panicking, Twilight hit Wildcat with a harmless yet painful bolt of magic. "What is wrong with you?" Twilight demanded, stomping her hoof. "No matter what I do, it will always follow me, no matter how many times I forget it, it always comes back, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRY TO GET RID OF IT, IT WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME!!!!" Wildcat screamed. "What are you talking about?" Twilight asked, confused. "That!" Wildcat said, pointing at that. "It's just a pancake, are they some sort of evil in your world?" Twilight wondered in curiosity. "That's not a pancake, that. Is. The. PUNCAKE!!!" Wildcat yelled in rage. "Did somebody say PUNCAKE!!!" Delirious yelled across the castle. "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Wildcat yelled. "Shut the hell up Wildcat, it will always return," Mini Ladd said in his deep, creepy voice. "I'm actually glad no one blamed me for anything yet," Delirious said, and at that exact moment, Lui shot him in the head. "You were saying?" Lui Jr. laughed. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" Delirious screamed, running at him with a knife. "Shut the hell up Delirious, look! Purple is onto something," Vanoss said, wearing sweat pants and shirt with a yellow bus in the shape of a banana, Twilight levitated the 'puncake' up to her face, but Wildcat snatched it out of her magic grip. "No, we have to test if this is a puncake," WIldcat concluded. "Who wants to go first?" everyone and everypony took a step back, while Delirious was standing still, who didn't here the question at first. "Wait wha- oh are you shitting me?" Delirious yelled at them, Wildcat grinned through his pig mask, coming up with an idea. "Hey Delirious! CaRtOoNz fucked your sister!" Wildcat taunted, who stepped away from the puncake slightly. "You bastard! I will fucking kill you!" Delirious came at Wildcat with a knife, but at the same time, Rainbow crouched, tripping Delirious, causing him to land face first into the puncake. Everypony gaped at the small crater that left a sizzling Delirious, everybody else just lost control and began laughing. "What is so funny?" Twilight demanded. "I-it's-hahahaha, Delirio- pfft hehehehehe-" Wildcat calmed himself, trying to think. "Okay it's just that- pfft ahhaahahahahahahaha, guys fucking stop it!" Wildcat said to the rest of the crew, who was still laughing. "You son of a fuck," Delirious glared at Wildcat, he then flipped off Rainbow, earning a killer glare from her too. "Spike, how did you make this?" Twilight asked him, she looked at him. "I followed the ingredients, look: egg, vanilla extract, flour-" Spike listed, Twilight looked at the tin of 'flour'. "Is that-" "C-fucking-4!" Delirious said. "I knew it was a puncake! I could smell it," Wildcat whispered, the girls giggled at his joke. "How did this even get in here?" Twilight said. "That would be me," Discord said, popping out of nowhere. "Why did you do this?" Fluttershy asked. Discord cleared his throat and spoke, "Well you see dearie, I knew that my dear friend Delirious would be quite dull enough to land in the pie, causing a giant nuke-sized explosion," he said in a strange, slightly high-pitched, scottish accent, turning into a man with dark mottled green and grey skin, he then snapped his claws, turning into a black monster with a fiery beard and wild eyes. "Oh, but you all saw it coming didn't you?" Discord-Aku cackled, before snapping his fingers and turning into a normal man wearing white, sporting a mischievous grin. "So yes mademoiselle, I had this planned all along," Q said before transforming back into old Discord, he then grinned at both Twilight and Vanoss. "What the fuck are you looking at us for?" Vanoss asked. "Oh nothing, just a funny little idea popped into me noggin," Discord answered. "Well, tell us," Twilight said, his grin grew even wider. "Why Twilight, why tell you, when I can show you," Discord snapped his fingers, but nothing happened. "What was that supposed to do?" Twilight smirked, but her smile faded as she fainted. "What the fuck... I need to... lay... off the... weed," Vanoss managed to say before falling over, Discord snapped his fingers, causing time to move forward a day. Vanoss woke up with a throbbing headache. "Ow, son of a..." Vanoss tried to say, but his throat sounded both weird and it hurt too much to talk, he sat up on the bed. "Huh, funny, I was wearing clothes before," he said, curious as to what just happened, he got off the bed, landing on all hooves. Wait a minute... hooves? Vanoss thought, he slowly looked down and saw two purple hooves on the ground. "Huh, weirdest dream I've been in since I was killed by Delirious in a Freddy Fazbear suit with a chainsaw," he said, but his voice sounded... feminine? This was getting way too weird, he lifted his hoof and moved a piece of purple hair that has been bothering him. Wait a minute... purple hooves and hair, that means- Vanoss ran straight towards a mirror . And Princess Twilight Sparkle stared back. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!" Vanoss screamed in Twilight's voice. Twilight opened her eyes, she sat up in her bed. How did I get here? What happened? Wait, I don't remember wearing clothes this morning! Twilight thought, she ran her hand through her mane. Wait a fucking minute, hands? Twilight thought, she just then realized she just actually cursed, her new hands flew to her mouth; her face was much flatter, she got out of bed, on her feet, Wait! Feet, this is getting too weird. Twilight looked down, she was wearing a shirt with a banana bus and red sweatpants, there was only one person who was wearing that this morning, or last, whichever, dammit! She walked over and grabbed a mirror and looked at it with her new hands. Vanossgaming AKA Evan stared right back at her. "DISCORD!!!" she screamed. Vanoss heard the sound of his own voice, he galloped all the way to Twilight's room, but not before falling over on her face over 20 times. Ow sssshhhhiiii-, he tried to say, but he couldn't. I can't swear, he realized, gosh darn it! He slowly pushed the door open and looked out to see his body, who was looking at a mirror. "T-Twilight," Vanoss said, his body froze, slowly turned around and looked straight at him. "Vanoss? What the hell-goddammit!! Why do I keep cursing!" she said, but before she could come up with an excuse, Vanoss had already thought of a plausible solution. "It's pretty obvious, Discord switched our bodies, but I think he probably also switched our personalities also, which is also why I'm the person saying this; is this what it's like to actually be super-computer smart?" Vanoss beamed, smiling while he was Twilight. "I think it's also the same reason why I want to kill Delirious," Twilight admitted. "Eh, killing Delirious is an instinct, everybody does it," Vanoss pointed out. "Well, from my alternate personality, I'll have to agree on that," Twilight grinned. Later... "Vanoss! Get your ass over here! We got something to show you," Daithi said. "Vanoss, what the hell am I supposed to say?" Twilight asked him. "You have my personality, you already know what I'm supposed to say," Vanoss replied. "I suppose so, fine then. Ahem, what is it Daithi?" Twilight said in a serious voice, Vanoss facehoofed. "It's something amazing, you guys should know about this, wait, did you just call me Daithi, is there something wrong?" Nogla said. "Um..." Twilight tried to say, she quickly took out a pistol and shot Delirious in the face, earning new respect from Vanoss. "Vanoss you fucker!" Twilight grinned. "Delirious you were always a dick," Twilight said. "Eh, I guess he's fine," Nogla said to no one in particular. "Twilight, that was terrible!" Vanoss said to Twilight, who stood proud in his body. "So Twilight, I was just wonder-" "If you touch anything that's not just skin on my skin, I will kill you when we get our bodies back," Twilight growled. "No, I was just... holy sweet horseapples!" Vanoss yelled in bewilderment. "What?" Twilight asked. "I actually felt bad for Delirious! I have to get out of this body right now! Discord!!!" Vanoss screamed in desperation, Discord appeared in a floating shower, showering himself, he then spotted the two looking at him, he then jumped and covered himself, screaming like a little girl, he then snapped his claws, his shower disappeared with him wearing a towel around his waist. "Oh hello, enjoying your bodies?" Discord grinned. "NO! Change us back?" Vanoss yelled. "Oh Vanoss you would be so cute if I put you in Fluttershy's body, I would pay good money to see her reaction," he said as if talking to a baby. "Change us the hell back," Twilight growled, pointing a rocket launcher at him. "How feisty Twilight, but why should I change you guys back?" Discord snickered. "Hmm... I'll let you kill Delirious right now," Vanoss said. "And I'll leave you alone to spend some time with Fluttershy," Twilight said. Discord blushed at that, "I just killed Delirious right now, he's in a Sarlacc Pit from Star Wars. but I fast forward it so he will be back now, and Twilight, you know I-" "That's not what I meant," Twilight said about him and Fluttershy. "I know, I'm just messing with you; you can have your bodies back," Discord said, snapping his claws, Vanoss and Twilight ended up back in their original bodies. "Fuck yeah! Delirious, I got something for you..." Vanoss said while holding his bazooka, creeping up to where Nogla was to find Delirious. "GOTCHA BI- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!" Vanoss said, Twilight followed up to him. "What is that?" Twilight asked. "That. Is the Banana Bus!" Wildcat cheered. "Wait, here the hell is Delirious and Pinkie?" Rainbow said. Delirious opened his eyes, sat up without thinking and landed on four pink hooves...