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"Run Vanoss! Run for your motherfucking life!!!" Delirious yelled as he was chased by one of the most dangerous creatures that ever lived.
"I'm trying! Wildcat, Mini Ladd, they got Nogla!" he yelled at the guys that were running over the creatures with the Banana Bus while playing the Banana Bus song.
"Fucking run!" Sark yelled at the top of his lungs before the creatures got him, "Shit, Nanners!"
But Nanners was already screwed, these creatures had heat vision so they could sense his presence, so they quickly overwhelmed him as well, "FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!"
The evil monsters then tackled the bus and began tipping it over, Mini and Wildcat began shooting their way out of the bus, standing with Vanoss and Delirious, where they were quickly surrounded.
Everyone readied their weapons, "Whelp, it's been fun you guys, but now... were going to fucking die, see ya in hell," Mini said.
"I can say the same thing asshole," Delirious said.
They got ready to face their foes:
Vanoss swapped out to his automatic shotgun and began firing at those ugly ass pedos, "POP POP MOTHERFUCKER!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
One of them got lucky and managed to "touch" Mini; he then disappeared.
"Fuck!!!" Delirious said, chucking a grenade into the crowd.
The swarm of child-molesting bears began to overrun them, finally grabbing onto Mini Ladd.
"NO! Time to assume my ultima-" Delirious was about to say, until he was touched.
"Fucking Delirious!" he screamed, he pulled a hand grenade and ran to all of them.
"Kobe motherfucker!" he then threw himself into the crowd as the grenade exploded.
Unfortunately one of them touched him, he then disappeared.
You got Raped!
A few hours earlier...
The air was filled with laughter of fillies, colts, stallions and mares alike, this holiday of Equestria was call-
"Shut the fuck up!" Delirious yelled at the sky, the man was in a Buzz Lightyear costume.
"Who the hell are you talking too?" Nogla said, in his Zoidberg form.
"You don't hear it?" he asked the others, the others just looked at him as though he didn't explode(MICHAEL BAY!!!!!!) during the first few seconds of a youtube video.
"What're you talking about sugarcube?" Applejack asked him.
"You-I...- fuck! I'm talking to the person in the sky!" Delirious said.
That sounded so fucking ridiculous!
"Fuck you, why can't you fight me like a man bitch!" he yelled at our lovely and handsome narrator.
A man bitch? Well I never knew they existed, well, actually you being the only exception, ahem, cue the burn.
Thank you Mikey, the narrator waved his hand and a bunch of background people appeared out of thin air.
"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!! Get fucking wrecked bitch!" they said before disappearing.
You cannot fight me, I am omnipotent, I-
"OH HI!!!" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly.
Oh.... hey Pinkie....
"You know this bastard?" Delirious asked.
"Yup! I think that our body swap gave you some of my 4th wall powers," she said, sitting on a victorian-era couch, reading a book with blank pages wearing nerd glasses.
You have unleashed monstrosity on this world!
"How? I just rolled a six on our last game that we played."
You rolled a six, three times!
"What does... oh fuck," Delirious said.
That's right, at the exact same time you rolled that last six, Twilight summoned both Nanners and an annoying youtube de-evolution of mankind.
"Who the fuck is it you bitch?" Delirious asked me.
I'm not at liberty to say, but I would pay attention to the bears in the village, last hint, peace bitches!
"What! Get back here you oh fuck it!" Delirious said, he turned and saw the others.
"What the fuck're you looking at?" he said to them.
"Whatever the fuck is going through your crazy ass head," Vanoss said, in a Luigi costume.
"Fuck you, let's just enjoy Halloween," Delirious said, pulling out a black trash bag, "What're you supposed to be Wildcat?"
"Fuck you, I'm not going as anything, just me pig form," Wildcat crossed his arms in annoyance.
"Actually it's called Nightmare Night," Twilight said, everyone looked at her as if she had a second head.
"Guess how many fucks I give?" Mini Ladd said.
"Not much, because you're a fucking Doritos bag," Terroriser said in his Terminator outfit.
"Damn straight," Mini jumped, giving off a crinkling sound.
So the crew and the mane 6 enjoyed their night during Nightmare Night, festivities and fun, until the creature showed up.
"Uh, guys?" Delirious said.
"What the hell is it Delirious?" Vanoss grumbled.
"You know how we're in another place of horses and shit?" Delirious replied plainly.
"We can see that Captain Obvious," Nogla said.
"And this place has no internet?" Delirious kept talking.
"My God Delirous, are that desperate for porn? Just saying it out in the open?" Sark hissed in anger.
"Shut the hell up! But guys, if these people don't know about the internet, then WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?" he pointed to a creature running towards them with a sick perverted look in it's eyes.
"Shit! Run girls run!" Vanoss yelled at the ponies as he took out a pistol and gunned it down.
"Nevermind, pedobear's dead!" he said to the others.
"What the fuck is this guy doing here?" Nanners asked the others.
"I dunno, but remember: Pedobears always come in packs," Mini said, but just as he said that, a literal tidal wave of Pedobears advanced towards them.
"Ladies, get the ponies to safety, we'll deal with this closet furry," Vanoss said, Twilight opened her mouth to protest, but instead decide to obey, whipping out a huge ass rocket launcher and fired it at the wave, which then scattered, making them worse.
"That didn't seem to help, Vanoss you fucking dipshit," Lui said.
"QUICK, TO THE BANANA BUS!" Nogla screamed.
"Fuck that, I'm running to the damn forest to fight these bastards," Vanoss said, tossing a grenade at the crowd.
"Wait guys... don't pedobears go after children?" Mini asked them.
"Oh, it's that kind of Halloween," Delirious grinned maliciously.
"No not slutty Halloween you damn fuck, I mean they were probably sent by someone!" Mini yelled at them.
"Okay, we'll have to split into two groups: the busers and the runners, I'll take Delirious, Nanners, Sark, Droidd.. Terroriser, Nogla, Mini, and WIldcat will have take the bus," Vanoss explained.
"Good idea, let's got find that yellow dildo on wheels," Nanners said.
We all know they're fucked.
"Shut the fuck up voice," Delirious screamed at me.
(Sighs) I don't get paid enough for this.
Present time...
Vanoss opened his eyes, only to be greeted by pain, he raised his hand to his head, "Motherfucker!" he thought.
He looked around to see that he was hanging upside down from chains, he turned to see Delirious, Sark, Mini, and the others.
"Hey! Assholes, wake up!" he whispered to them, some of them stirred awake.
"Huh... what the h- Vanoss!" Delirious yelled, WIldcat and Nanners woke as well.
"Damn, where the hell are we?" Wildcat asked.
"That's what I'm asking you, you dumb shit," Vanoss hissed.
"How? I'm pretty sure Wildcat doesn't know," Nanners said, they then heard footsteps.
Vanoss quickly formulated a plan, "Okay guys, when he walks inside, spout an insult, each of you," he says to them.
The walking stops, but the door opens and a some guy with glasses, short hair, and braces walked through the door and stared at each one of them.
"Vanoss and your crew I take it?"
"Oh shut the hell up you finger-poppin' asshole!" he yelled at the guy.
"That's the best you can come up with?" Wildcat scoffed.
"Ten bucks says Delirious can do better," Nogla said.
"I hope you end up in prison choking on pubic hairs you bitch!" Delirious yelled.
The room was silent.
The guy walked over and looked at all of them.
"I am Dillon, Dillon the Hacker, and I have a me-"
"Go jump in a cum dumpster you fucking bitch," Nogla remarked, earning a glare from Dillon.
"Whi-"
And while your in there, your mother is getting fucked in missionary position by Kanye West!" Sark yelled, earning laughs from the others.
"ENOUGH!!! I HAVE HAD IT, YOU ARE YOUTUBERS THAT MAKE ME SICK, YOU WILL STOP DEFENDING THESE PONIES AND YOU WILL OBEY ME!!! YOUR SUPREME RULER DILLON THE HACKER!!!" he yelled.
Vanoss yawned, "Are you done, I keep hearing 'bitch, bitch, bitch, bitchity bitch with a side order of bitch and a large soda can of bitch'."
Dillon fumed, "I AM YOUR SUPERIOR, YOU WILL LISTEN AND OBEY! And if you don't then I got a special surprise for you," he opened the door and a girl walked through as well.
"No..." Delirious was on the verge of tears.
"NO NO NO NO!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!" Wildcat screamed.
"Oh shit, not-"
Amanda Bieber.
"OMG, like I am the Queen of Swag and-"
BOOM!!!
Everyone turned to see Stewie Griffon from Family Guy appear out of nowhere and shoot her in the head with a machine gun.
Wait what the fuck, I swear Delirious I did not add Stewie or Bieber, but thanks anyway Stewie.
Stewie flipped off Dillon and disappeared.
"What the fuck did I just witness?" Vanoss asked.
"A clusterfuck," Nanners said.
"Well, that was unreliable. I will be keeping you here so you can rot, oh, and don't bother with breaking the chains, the are indestructible to damage," he called out as he left the room.
"I hope you get double-fisted by Mike Tyson when you get to prison!" Delirious yelled out for the last time before the bastard left.
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"So how do we get out of this mess?" Nanners said.
"I bet he enchanted it so we can't respawn," Sark said.
"Goddamit," Vanoss said, what would Delirious do?
"Shit!" Delirious yelled, What would Vanoss do?
"Help me! Get me outta here!" Vanoss yelled and began spawning into various props and-
Operatio Big-
NO!!!
Delirious scrolled though his weapons list and pulled out something.
"Guys..." they continues bickering with one another.
"Guys..."
"HEY ASSHOLES!!!" Deliriou yelled, everyone facing him.
"What?"
Delirious pulled out a large hammer and tapped it against the chains, which suddenly disappeared.
"How-"
"The Ban Hammer bitches," he said as he tapped it against the chains, which disappeared and freed the others.
"Okay boys," Vanoss cocked automatic shotgun, "Let's fuck something up!!!"
And so they set to work...