You know who owns what, lets go!
After grueling number of boring questions, it was finally settled, despite the number of bedrooms in Twilight's castle, the Crew had to be grouped up with the Mane 6 (it totally had nothing to do with the letter that was sent by Princess Celestia -_-)
The groups consisted of Vanoss with Twilight Sparkle, Wildcat with Rainbow Dash, Nogla with Applejack, Mini Ladd and Terroriser with Rarity, Lui and SilentDroidd with Fluttershy, and finally Delirious with Pinkie Pie.
Delirious had to be paired with the pink one, the fucking pink one, he thought to himself. He looked down and saw the hyper pink pony bouncing almost literally around his head.
Minutes later they arrived to Sugarcube Corner, the confectionery shop was dark, Delirious cautiously stepped inside, a flashlight in hand.
"This is like a fucking scary gmod ma-"
"SURRISE!!!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!" Delirious yelled, jumping back out of the shop, just by coincidence a random cart was moving at dangerously high speeds towards him while he was in mid-fall, Delirious landed on it, where it swerved in different directions until it led straight into the Everfree Forest.
Pinkie and the crowd just stared in shock.
A loud roar came from the forest and stopped, Delirious spawned next to Pinkie, shivering in shock.
"I... have fucking seen things... " Delirious fainted before he hit the ground, Pinkie Pie looked at the crowd.
"Surprise alien party next time?" Pinkie asked nervously, everypony awwwwed in disappointment and left.
The next day
Delirious woke up on the floor, covered in blankets, he got up, and walked out of the room, he turned and saw a bowl of sweets.
Holy shit, the rainbow took a huge candy shit today and laid all of it out to a little someone named Delirious, he thought menacingly, reaching out for a cookie, but his hand was slapped by a pink hoof.
Delirious turned to see Pinkie.
But she was wearing a hockey mask of her own.
"What the fuck?" Delirious said.
"Hiya! I'm H2O Delirious!" Pinkie yelled, almost succeeding to imitate his voice, which infuriated him.
"I don't sound like that goddamit!" Delirious said, pulling out a knife, ready to cut the pink bitch.
But Pinkie brought out a plastic knife, "Shank powers activate!" she yelled, diving at him.
30 minutes later...
SLASH-poke! "Ow!"
SWIPE-poke! "Shit!"
STAB-poke! "Motherfucker!" Delirious screamed.
Poke! "C-c-c-c-c-Combo breaker," Pinkie yelled excitedly, everytime Delirious tried to cut her, she moved and poked him with a plastic knife.
"I"M THE REAL DELIRIOUS!!!" he screamed at her.
"NO I'M THE REAL DELIRIOUS!" Pinkie yelled, mimicking him.
"I AM!" he was at the breaking point.
"NO I AM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" Delirious screamed.
"Oh we're doing war cries now?" Pinkiw asked.
"FUCK YEAH WE ARE!!!" he yelled.
"Okay, in that case-" Pinkie let in a deep breath.
And yelled.
Delirious flew out of the store, around the world 500 times and landed back into the store via wall.
It was so loud, no mortal in Equestria could hear it except for Delirious, the same could not be said for the rest of the Universe, Earth had heard it, the Eiffel tower toppled over and somehow turned into a fork, Russian vodka suddenly became the greatest drink of all time, a Canadian killed a man.
And Chuck Norris had a stroke.
The rest of the universe had heard it, the primitive people of many planets had began worshipping this sound as the "Great Sound God", as they sacrificed their delicious foods to the gods.
"So, did I win?" she asked.
"...Holy shit."
Meanwhile in GMod, Hide And Seek.
"Oh shit, run Nanners run!" Sark yelled, trying to run from the all too familiar people in red.
"No! Save yourself Sark!" SeaNanners tried to run but was tagged by a red, who then began running after Sark.
"Get away !" Sark ran as fast a he can until he hit a corner, surrounded by 4 people wearing red shirts.
"Any last words?"
"Yeah, ninja vanish!" Sark yelled, he then tried to open the menu and quit the game, but he found that he couldn't.
"What the fuck?" he said, the game froze, he tried to move, but he suddenly ended up somewhere else, somewhere familiar.
A cornfield, with props and soldiers moving everywhere.
"Shoot through the cornfield and we'll get them!" an annoying voice said.
"BURN THE CORNFIELD!" Wildcat from the past said.
"Wha-" Sark was just about to say until he went down a rabbit hole-like portal, he kept going on and on and on...
Until it spat him out... into a pastel colored castle.
"Sark! What're you doing here?" Sark turned to see Vanoss and a purple unicorn.
"I an ask the same thing Vanoss, I shouldn't have mixed all those beers together, I think I'm suffering from brain failure, I'm seeing everything in cartoon and multi-colored horses."
"Actually I'm a-" Twilight was about to say until-
"Holy shit! Vanoss, I think I'm dead and in some sort of bad acid trip and my brain is dying," Sark yelled, Vanoss then punched him in the face with brass knuckles.
"If this is a dream and brain death, what do you call that?"
"A stroke!" Sark yelled, rubbing his forehead, he then collapsed in shock.
"Should we get him to a doctor?" Twilight asked.
"Nah, if he dies he'll probably respawn, shit, this is going to be a long talk," Vanoss sighed, suddenly a certain masked man wearing blue burst through the doors and ran into Vanoss.
"Delirious, what the fuck happened?" he asked Delirious, who was covered in cuts and bruises.
"Get that pink bitch away from me!" he yelled.
"What the fuck happened?" Vanoss said, looking at Pinkie, who was still wearing the hockey mask.
"Delirious was playing a game of CUT CUT SLASH, but I was playing a game of 'poke the Delirious', guess who's winning?" Pinkie asked, brandishing a plastic knife.
"If that's the case then-" Twilight was about to say until she was so rudely interrupted by Vanoss.
"Take him and go, that seems like a very fun game, you and Delirious should play it more," Vanoss said with an evil grin on his face.
"Yay!" Pinkie cheered, dragging Delirious away.
"Hey Twilight I hope these are the-" Spike walked into the room.
"NNNNOOOOOOO, VANOSS YOU BITCH!!!" Delirous yelled before the doors closed behind him.
"Nevermind," he said, running back to his room.
...
"So, what should we do now?" Vanoss asked.
"Never speak of this again, I fear for Delirious's life," Twilight said.
"I almost feel bad for him, if it wasn't so fucking funny," Vanoss burst out laughing.
Meanwhile, wherever the hell Discord is...
"I feel a disturbance in the universe," he said as he heard a very loud noise, sensing that it was Pinkie.