//------------------------------// // Chapter 8: Powers and Prisoners // Story: Well, that just happened // by RadioBug15 //------------------------------// I do not own anything in this fic, so shut your pie holes (both of them!) "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" Delirious screamed as he opened a door to find hundreds of trolls and CoD squeakers in a single room. "U mad bro?" They all spoke simultaneously. Vanoss cocked a shotgun, "Let's wreck some shit up." And so they will, so they fucking will. Vanoss and the rest of the crew left the room covered in troll blood along with empty ammunition and pierced eardrums "I never knew those kids could scream so loud," Wildcat said loudly, rubbing his ears. "Nevermind that pig, let's find the exit and find a way to go Michael Bay on this motherfucker," Vanoss said. They kept moving throughout the tunnels disguised as props, hiding from more trolls and ragers. Vanoss then snuck up behind one. "Don't you fucking dare Vanoss," Mini Ladd said. "Too late," Wildcat said, Vanoss turned into a satellite. Operation Bigfoot. Vanoss turned back into a can of paint as soon as the troll turned around, but at the same time, Vanoss passed under his legs and turned into a satellite right behind him. Operation Bigfoot 2.0 Vanoss turned again, but this time into a dumpster, "Ta, dah!" he yelled, the troll whipped around to see Vanoss revert to human form and thwack him across the face with a shovel, knocking him out cold. "That was fucking amazing!" Delirious said. "I have an idea, if we follow the trolls, they might take us somewhere," Terroriser informed. "Good point, let's follow the trolls," Mini Ladd replied sarcastically, Delirious opened one of the trolls bags and found a cookie, he lifted the mask to eat it. "PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!" Terroriser yelled. The followed the trolls until they reached a room, "Y we use r00m 4 dilon teh hackr?" "idk, he want 2 kepe prisner 4 turture," the other troll replied. "Ermahgerd, w3 beter keep le door s4fe," they said. It pains me to write those sentences with incorrect grammar. "I can tell, fucker," Delirious replied. "Are you talking to yourself again?" Mini Ladd asked. "At least it's better than playing with yourself," Nogla responded. "Shut the fuck up Nogla, I'm talking to the writer." "Can you assholes quit it! We just need a way to-" "PHOTOBOMB!" Vanoss yelled as he pulled out a grenade launcher and fired it at the trolls. "wtf-" DOMINATE! When the smoke cleared, the door was open with Vanoss putting away a phone, "I was bored." "Figures, let's see who's here," they walked through the door to see hundreds of boxes filled with Youtube trademark items. "Heh, hilarious," Delirious said, looking at an insanely tiny box. "Seems pretty messed up," Mini said, pointing at a duck. "Hey guys look!" Vanoss pointed, there was a man stuck in a cage, wearing a monkey mask and yellow shorts. "Basically!" Delirious yelled, banging on the cage. "Wah the fuk? Guys, what're you doing here?" he said. "Bitch, we're busting you outta here," Delirious said as he planted sticky bombs on the cage. "At least he didn't bust in a different way," Nogla said. "Fuck you Nogla!" Delirious said as pressed the button, the bombs exploded, leaving an unharmed BasicallyIDoWrk. Vanoss walked over and handed him a gun, "Welcome to the crew again, biatch." "Well I am feeling the love here guys," Basically rolled his eyes. "Anything else in here?" I would check the place that has the glowing orb on your right. "Thanks voice," Delirious said, walking to the room that had a shining orb, the others followed. "What the fuck is this?" "Greetings travelers, I am the god of youtube, I am here to grant you magical powers to assist you in your quest to kick Dillon's ass," a voice said. "True, but what'll you give us?" Terroriser said as he crossed his arms. "Ah Terroriser, I give you the almighty unlimited ammo retro gun of Arnold Schwarzenegger," a gun appeared from the heavens and dropped into Terroriser's hand. "I will be so fucking OP with this gun!" "Not as OP as an ax," Vanoss said. "In a cornfield," Sark admitted. "Mini Ladd gets the Molotovs of Michael Bay," several bottles appeared in Mini's hands, causing him to be set on fire. Mini Ladd stared in magnificence. "Dude, doesn't that hurt?" "Beautifully," Mini Ladd answered. "Daithi De Nogla, you get a chance to not look like a fucking human bulldog," the god of youtube said, suddenly Nogla looked like he did back in the original GTA V. "Hey! Fuck you, I look amazing!" "And you couldn't do anything about the adult diapers?" "Not really, but Sark, you get the power to use slow motion and get an awesome sniper rifle," a rifle appeared in his hands. "Fucking awesome," Sark said, aiming down the scopes. "Lui gets the ability to use the Monkey storm." "What does it do?" Lui asked. "When you use it, let's just say shit will hit the fan, literally," the youtube god explained. "What about me?" Wildcat demanded. "You get the ability to drive the cargobob-tank," just as he said that, a tank with helicopter wings burst through the door. "It even has machine guns, mini-nuke missiles, and big ass tank shells." "Damn, this is about as OP as you can get." "Fuck that, I'm on god mode," the youtube god said. "What the- heheheheheh, I get it," Wildcat chuckled. "Droidd, gets the cockatoo blade." Just as he said that, Droidd was holding a sword in the shape of a dildo, "I finally get my cockatoos," he swung the blade around, "I-I will fuck you up." "Next is me biatches," Delirious stepped up. "Delirious gets the power of the wrestler and the assassin." Delirious was suddenly wearing an assassin robe with hidden blades and all, along with the fighting power of three John Cenas and half a Mayweather. "I'm finally badass. Imma beat shit up," Delirious said as he unsheathed his blades. "And finally the leader Vanoss, you are given this," the youtube god handed him a floating wrist gauntlet. "I would recommend using it now," he said as the youtube god disappeared. At that time, every troll, squeaker, and rager entered the room, carrying DillontheHacker. "I demand to know why you are here." "Because we got lost?" Vanoss lied. "NO, I WAS TO BE CHOSEN BY THE YOUTUBE GOD, BUT SEVERAL MEDDLING YOUTUBERS GET GIFTS, IMPOSSIBLE!!!!" he yelled. "Well too bad," Vanoss pressed the button on the wrist gauntlet. "You think your gifts will stop me? I am supreme!" "Like hell," Delirious said, everyone poised to use their new weapons. "ATTACK!" Dillon yelled. "Standby for Titanfall," the gauntlet said. Suddenly a Titan broke through the roof and landed behind Vanoss, the robot took him and put him into the mech. "Prepare to get shit," Vanoss said, he pressed a button, but instead, the Titan slowly began to fly off the ground. "We're surrounded guys, let's get on the damn Titan," Wildcat said and he grabbed the Titan's leg, as well as everyone else did. "Goddamit," Vanoss said, hoping for a fight as the mech flew to safety near Twilight's castle...