//------------------------------// // Chapter 10: No time to explain, this is war! // Story: Well, that just happened // by RadioBug15 //------------------------------// I don't own anything, MLP belongs to Hasbro while Vanoss and his crew belong to themselves. Also, anything else belongs to it's own respected place. Twilight ran as fast as she could to the Throne room, the guards made no attempt to stop her due to her recent royalty. Eventually, she finally approached Princesses Celestia and Luna. "Princess Celestia-" "Now, Twilight. what have I told you before? You can call me Celestia. You are part of the royal family now after all," she corrected the lavender alicorn. "Okay, Celestia. I have amazing news," she said. "You finally found a mate?" Luna said. "What? No, aliens from another dimension have came here," she finally said. Several things happened at once. Celestia spit out her tea, Luna froze for about five minutes in shock, and a Legendary Deathclaw Alpha Male erupted from the ground and killed everyone. Okay, I was just kidding about the Deathclaw. For several minutes, there was silence. ... "What!!!" she yelled. "Look I have no time to explain but-" "How long have you known of this?" Luna asked. "About two weeks, but-" "TWO WEEKS!?!? And you never told us?" Luna yelled. "It wasn't on my mind at the time, but look-" "No Twilight, remember. You may be a princess, but your job is to still send more friendship reports." Twilight sat there in slight guilt, "I'm sorry." "It's forgiven, what were you about to say?" she asked. "Okay, we don-" As soon as she started her sentence, a giant metal heap crashed through the window and landed on the other side of the room, which then proceeded to burst into flames. Again, there was stunned silence. Twilight slowly approached the heap, the guards were right behind her while the princesses were watching from afar. The purple pony lifted her hoof and slowly poked it. Nothing happened. "All right, it's all sa-" "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!!" a voice screamed out from the machine. "COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY NOW!!!" Everypony in the room screamed at what just occurred. The hatch at the top opened up, revealing a familiar man. "All right assholes, get out now! We got- oh... sup Twilight," he said. "Evan? What are you doing here?" she asked him. "Don't have much time to explain. Guys! Get the fuck out!" he yelled. "Ow, what the fuck happened!" a man with a hockey mask said. "DELIRIOUS!!" Pinkie yelled as she pounced on top of him, the rest of the Mane 6 entered the room. "Get the fuck off of me you pink bitch!!" he yelled as he pushed her off of me. "Howdy Wildcat," Applejack said to the man in the pig mask. "Sup Apple," he coughed as he waved off the smoke that was emitting from the machine. "Holy shit you guys fucked this thing up," SeaNanners said. "I can say the same for you," Rainbow said with a smirk, her arrogance coming to her for no apparent reason (for the sake of the fucking plot!) "Hey, I may have third degree burns at the moment, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bitch about it! Oh wait, third degree burns..." he said as he fell over. "I-I think I may need some help por favor," Droidd said as he was dragging Lui away from the flames, Fluttershy rushed over to help. "Oh you poor things, d-do you have a nurse to help?" she asked one of the guards, who nodded and left to retrieve a nurse while Fluttershy did her best to assist them. "Mini! Terroriser! Daithi! Are you both alright?" Rarity asked the two. "Oy, we're alright," Terroriser said. "Yeah, never better," Nogla also said. It was at that time when Basically finally emerged from the smoldering ruins. "Jeezus H. Christ, can someone get a fucking firefighter to fix this!?!" he said as he fell to the floor. He was still surprised by the fact that the inhabitants were ponies, until he saw Fluttershy. "Holy shit! It's you!" "M-me?" she said nervously. "Yeah, you were at that dance party." "I don't remember being at a party, except for Pinkie's," she answered. Pinkie slowly backed away before anyone remembers she has a costume of Fluttershy. Vanoss accidentally lost his footing and bumped over one of the things on the metal heap. The device clattered to the floor before it lit up, revealing a man in a red monk robe. "Greetings Vanoss, I am RadioBug, but you can call me RB," he said. "Holy shit. A tiny monk.... I'm high as fuck," Seananners said. "I can assure you, you are high. I am a hologram left by my original self, my objective is to help you on this mission to remove the one known as Dillion from both the world and the internet," he explained to everyone. "You know who he sounds like?" Wildcat asked Mini. "Who?" "Delta from Red Vs Blue," he said. "Which one is he?" "He's the green one." "Oh yeah," he remembered. "So why come to us?" Vanoss asked the holographic construct. "You guys are growing fast in the Youtube community, and your fluctuations in subscribers led to you coming here," he explained to Vanoss. ""But why here?" he asked. RB sighed, "The multiverse is divided into many realities known as realms, universes created by an old but pestering friend of mine. Your coming here was a complete and random probability." "Huh, so how do we kill Dillon?" Wildcat asked him. "At this point, he's already indestructible. But if you can weaken him enough, my said friend can banish him to a prison powerful enough to contain him." "And how do we weaken him?" "Well, not with just you guys," he then pointed at a small box. Delirious picked up the box, "Dafuq is this supposed to be?" "Open it," RB said. Without hesitating, he flipped open the cover. As soon as the cover was flipped, a huge ball of light left the box and zoomed off to a nearby mountain and exploded into another big ball of light. "What the fuck was that?" RB broke his concentration, "That was your reinforcements. The entire Internet army." "What!?!?" "With the help of Reddit and a few 4chan helpers, we spread the message to get rid of Dillon, but the problem is, we need three generals to lead these armies. The first general is you, Vanoss." "Holy fuck, why me?" Vanoss asked. "You already have a crew. Also, we have seen you in the future, you will soon display great leadership," RB pointed out. "And the second general?" "The most subscribed to Youtuber of all," he opened a portal made of light and two people emerged. "What's up bros," the man said. "No fucking way," Wildcat whispered. "My name is Pewdiepie!" he said. "And Marzia!" the girl beside him said. "Oh shit, we got Pewds on our team. How can the third general be any better?" Delirious said. "You'll see," he then turned to Wildcat, "You mentioned him in your Pokemon Alpha Sapphire/Omega Ruby videos." "Pokemon...? Oh shit, oh shit! It is?!?! It really is!?!?!" "That's right, but he needed the assistance of my friend that I mentioned earlier, may I present..." The portal of light opened up to reveal an Asian man in his early to mid 20s, he wore a pair of glasses, with a bluish colored buttoned shirt along with a messy mop of hair. Right next to him was a strange creature wearing a black lycra suit. "Alright, let's fuck some shit up," he said. The creature only spoke six words unrecognizable to the English language. "ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI DAYO!" Let's get started.