Usually when you are killed, you die. Of course there are exceptions to every rule. Usually those exceptions don't end up in a world full of colorful talking ponies with 3 other people from random points of Earth's history, but hey, I can't complain too much. Now if we can just figure out what happened, how we ended up in Equestria, and who is responsible for this mix up...

Will add tags for characters as they appear.

-Two pairs of siblings were shattered too soon.
-One split by stone, the other by moon.
-In grief of loss the brother ran.
-Now he's come back to help all he can.

-Brother of Discord, back from the waste.
-Two thousand years, add chaos for taste.
-Meets with the elements only to find,
-His brother demented, both body and mind.

-Chaos, Confusion, and Entropy's friend.
-Discord's antics, what he's come to mend.
-Hilarity, Joy, and Jokes to spare,
-The little known brother of chaos' heir.

Picture is 'Chaos Mage' © *Sergon (I edited the hue a bit.)

What would happen if all the Humans of Equestria came together for a game of poker? What would happen if they all went to the mall?
Shenanigans.
(This is heavily dialogue based, so be warned. It will be clear who is talking, though. If you don't really know these characters, then you probably will not get the references I make. I asked all the authors' permission for use of their character.)
Special thanks to Glassed for his pre-reading abilities!
Cast includes:
My Second Life's Coal!
Another Chance at Life's Kyle!
Le Retour and How Did I Get Here's Kyle Bucy! (He will be referred to this with this name.)
Equestria's First Human's Connor!
Trip Of A Lifetime's Josh!
Human's Second!
MPPT3000's Author!
Into A New World's Fiery!
With special guests:
Through The Eyes Of Another Pony's Firewall! (In The Shopping.)
Not the Afterlife I Signed Up For's Isaac! (In The Shopping.)

I was bullied my whole life on earth. My brother was the ringleader, and his hatred of my favorite show led him to torment me even further. That all changed the night that old man saved my ass and offered me a chance to never have to be a victim again. I took the offer, not knowing what it would do to me.

Now I'm a reborn, living in a world of equines that, as a whole, distrust and fear me. Now I have to live with a new place in life, the role of the creature all fantasy worlds fear. Now I am a fearsome, fire-breathing dragon. Too bad I have enemies here too. Between the griffins, the diamond dogs, and the other dragons, I've got too many new found foes for a normal person to deal with.

Good thing I'm no longer a normal person.

In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.

An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.

Cancelled, due to reasons of severe cranial trauma

Now with audio reading and prequel story, Shades of Grey, by Draven Eclipse.

Not so long ago, Equestria barely defeated two almost unstoppable creatures known as humans, which they called the Second and the First. Almost five years later, another one has shown up. The military takes up arms, the princesses are stricken with fear, and the Elements of Harmony assemble, ready for battle. But 'the Third' has no idea what's going on, and only wants to know how he came to be here, and how to get back home. Good questions indeed...But will he ever get his answers? Or will his predecessors' legacy catch up to him first?

“Side story/prequel to Human by DannyJ, but can be read on its own. Contains spoilers.”

Pinkie Pie gets her friends to explain various aspects of Ponydom to the audience (aka a wall of Sugar Cube Corner's kitchen). A silly story poking fun at some of the fan-produced elements of MLP.

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!