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  • Printed Pony Fiction 67 stories I collect books, including printed pony fiction! Here you will find all the My Little Pony stories I own physically.
    Created by Not Enough Coffee
    - May, 2020
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Detective jakkid166 is the greatest detective in the world who always solve the cases and solve the bad guys. However, today becomes his biggest challenge yet as he gets trapped in Ponyville and he has to solve a mystery. Can he do it and can he also get a pay raise from the Chief of Police who might be the murderer! Well dont turn off your TV or you won't find out in Detective jakkid166 Go Equestria Now.

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This story is a sequel to Detective jakkid166 save Tha World


After so long of jakkid166 being in Equestria, he find himself in a new pickle and his worst yet: There was assassination, and he is framed for it! Now he must traverse the land of Equestira, come across frends old and new as he try to prove his innocence while on the run from the wrath of Twilight and her friends. And they are REALLY mad yo. Will jakkid166 prove his innocence? Will he survive? Will he die? Will he survive and die at the same time?

FIND OUT in the FINAL instalment of the Detective jakkid166 trilogy!

This story is rated T cause it has som violence gore in it but not a lot just one part kind of. And there is no sex but ther is still some weird stuff so I keep the tag. Cool

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It is the christmas season right now and everyone know that Christmas is the most christmas day of the year. BUT! Detective jakkid only likes christmas, and wil not accept the pony's version of Hearths Warming Day... so he is like Ebaneezer Scrooge. A little bit

Will Detective jakkid learn how to get the hearth warming spirit, or will he die of heart failure and get forgotten by centuries of ponies forever? Find out in the Detective jakkid TWO-PART christmas special of whatever year this is

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"Every pony thing evre made would be better if it had me in it."
- me

I, Detective jakkid166, will be prepared to make every pony fanficion, video, and game better by me being in it. All you favorite pony content, except it has ME! And even I could be in some episodes of the show except cause the charaters are idiot I'm good at my job.

The ultimate Detective jakkid166 adventures collection, as he goes into EVERYTHING to make it good.

(These stories is not canon to my other stories unless it says so.)

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Twilight the Sparkle is the world's most unicorn pony. She is the elemant of friendship, and she is the best at magic out of anyone in the large, big whole wide world of Ponyville. He and her friends have killed many bad guys, and now she is really annoyeed about it because she has fought at so many bad guys that she is really tired of it. However, however, however, she is gonnea have to fight another bad guy AGAIN and this time she is REALLY angry about it! Will she beat the bad guy or will she also kill him too? And maybe say swear words

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This story is a sequel to Detective jakkid166 Go Equestria Now


Detective jakkid166 might be th greatest detective in the world, but what he ISNT is gonna be found out! Today his past comes back to haunt him when he go back to we do the he has to find out who is causing the murders of the around the world. In this spawling epic he will come across friends and bad not friends and find out if he is truly frothy of his detective title. And also theres ponies like Twilight and stuff. So read it or else you will miss the stunning big part 3 of the DETECTIVE jakkid166 equestria series!

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Two silly short stories about Luna, Celestia, fashion, and legal theory. "Slice of life stories if your life is crazy royalty cake with cinnamon sprinkles." - JadeCriminal@SpaceBattles.com

6/17/2020: Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.

Go to the Equestria Daily story page to see the stories in this set by Georg and Dennis the Menace. (If you can't access the page, it's because your school blocks google docs.)

(This is not "incomplete"; it's an open-ended anthology.)

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Featured in the Royal Canterlot Library!

Once every month, a mare appears on a remote beach, far from her home. She plays, she reads, she sleeps, and she wastes precious, precious time.

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Seriously, a lot.

(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)

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To Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia, it is a simple surprise visit to Canterlot. To the ponies of the Equestrian Civil Service, it is twenty-four hours of chaos, politics, weaponized dessert, politics, underhooved manipulation of media, politics, and things batrachian and tentacular. Who said bureaucracy isn't exciting?

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