"GO FASTER, LEGS!" I screamed at my legs to go faster, but the guy who was running from me heard it too, so it made him go faster too.
"DAMMIT, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!" But it was too late, he got so fast that he ran into the forest and I couldn't see him anymore.
"Shit," I said, breathing fast because I was tired from running because of chasing the guy.
But then a police car came up and a policeman pony came out of it and he came up and punched me in the face and handcuffed me
"Detective jakkid166, you're under arrest for murdering Fluttershy" said the pony.
"WHAT?" I said and the guy picked me up and threw me into the jail.
But when I got thrown into the jail I hit the cell window realy hard and it broke so I climbed out and escaped.
"Damn," I said "Now I've been framed for TWO crimes, I'll have to defend myself in court."
So I went to the Equestria law place and I took the bar exam and got a degree in law.
I went down to the courtroom to defend myself and the trial was already started.
"About fucking time you got here jakkid" said the Judge who was actually the judge from the Ace Attorney games.
"A detective is never on time, judge," said me
"Very well, but where is the prostectution?"
Suddenly the prosecution desk got covered in MAGIC and someone APPEARED there
It was TWILIGHT SPaRKLE!
"WHAT" I said "Why are you prosecuting ME"
"Because i changed my mind, I think you're not innocent," said Twilight. "And I'm gonna call my witness to the stand to prove it!"
"I call Fluttershy to the stand!"
So Fluttershy went on the stand ."H,i I'm here to testify."
"Okay, then do that."
"So I was in my room upstairs when Detective jakkid166 came up and killed me in the face."
"OBJECTION!" I louded. "If I killed you, HOW ARE YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW?"
"FUCK" said Fluttershy, and Twilight. "HE'S RIGHT"
"Why did you lie, you idiot?" said the Judge.
"Because the guy who really killed me blackmailed me into saying it was jakkid166!"
"What, how?" i said and I presented the note I found in the trash.
"Woah if you rearrange the letters in "kill the pony at the beginning of this story" it actually says "frame detective jakkid166 for murder!" said Twilight.
"WOOOOOAH!" I said. "That's insane, but what are we going to do now if we don't know who the killer is?"
"We'll have to INVESTIGATE FOR CLUES!" said Twi Lot.
So we left the courtroom and I had an idea that we would go investigate for clues, but we were stopped by something.
"Help, the rainbow tanks are leaking" said Rainbow Dash and I looked up at the clouds and rainbows was leaking out of the clouds.
"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!" said Rainbow, so I took my gun and shot it and the bullet plugged the hole and made the rainbows stop leaking.
"Wow thanks detective jakkid166 For helping me. I'll give you a clue to help you solve the MYSTERY!" And she gave me a piece of paper that said "BLOOD" on it.
"Wtf the fuck does this mean?" I asked Rainbow, but she was not there anymore.
"What does it mean, detective?" said Twilight.
"Hmmm... WAIT, I got it!" I said looking at the note. "This word has 5 letters in it."
"Yeah so?"
"5 letters, and also 5 is how many letters is in this word. 5 x 5 is 25, half of 25 is 13, minus my age, that's 10. The word "hemogoblin" is 10 letters long and what's another word for that?"
"BLOOD?" said Twilight, she now understanding what T was getting at.
"Right, and what does blood come out of?"
"DEAD THINGS!"
"That's RIGHT! What this clue means is that, in this case we're solving, somepony DIED!"
"GASP" said twilight. "But who?"
"I don't know, we'll have to investigate for clues!" said me and we started walking around town thinking HARD.
"Wow I didn't know you had a skateboard detective, that's cool."
"Thanks Twilight."
Eventually we decided if anyone is gonna know if somebody died, it was Celestia. So we got on the train and drove it to Canterlot, which is a city that has Princess Celestia in it.
Once we got off the train we ran to the Castlelot castle and went in the doors that were really big (instead of the small doors).
"Hello," said Celestia.
"Hi Celestia," I said. "I need to know, have any ponies died?"
"Actually yes," said Celestia and she showed us a picture of a dead pony. "This pony died."
"Wow, how did that happen?"
"She get shot with a gun, but we don't know how, cause you see the pony died in another WORLD."
"But how could other worlds exist?" I said, i was shocked and wondered.
"It seems there exists a world that has more people like you in it," said Celestia "Human people."
"Then we will have to travel there and INVESTIGATE!" said me "LET'S GO!"
"Ok, fine," said Celestia and she opened a portal and me and Twilight went in.