Detective jakkid166 Go Equestria Now

by jakkid166


The chase BEGINS

After I woke up I went back to sleep again because I was still tired. After I woke up I got out of bed and went to the bathroom and woke up. I realized I was in Twilight's house still so I went out of it and decided "Hey, I'm gonna look for clues," so I did that.

HOWEVER, I decided I felt like not doing that right now, so I thought I'd go down to the Pinkie Pie place to get some cupcakes so I can eat them. I got on my skateboard and went down to Pinkie's house and went to the counter.

"Hi Pinkie Pie," I said.

"Hi Detective jakkid166, how are you doing tonight?" she said, dusting off the cupcakes.

"Hi, can i have one cupcake please?" I said looking at the cupcakes because they looked good.

"Okay," said Pinkie and she grabbed a cupcake and put it in my mouth.

Except when she did that she actually didn't grab a cupcake she actually accidentally grabbed a bunch of dust and shoved that in my mouth instead.

"EWW UGH GROSS" I said, spitting dust everywhere. "WHY YOU DO THAT"

"Oh, sorry Detective here have a free cupcake on my house." said Pinkie and she gave me the cupcake in my hand instead of my mouth and it was an actual cupcake instead of a dust cake.

"Okay, thanks Pinkie" I said and I backflipped out the window and threw the cupcake on the ground and my mouth landed on the cupcake and ate it.

"Alright where to next?" I asked and I looked at my map. "Hmm maybe we should go to Applejacks. What do you think Twilight?"

But she did not answer because she was not there

"Oh, right," I said. "Okay, lets go to Apple pie's farm."

So I walked down the road really fast and but then I tripped on a rock and I rolled 200 feet and hit myself into a tree.

"Ouch," I said because apples were falling on my head from the tree because I hit it.

"What in pardnation are you doin boy" said Applejack, who was in the tree picking apples.

"I saw your apple trees and I wanted to eat the apples off of them" I said as I ate an apple but it had worms in it so I threw up all over my new shoes.

"Hah, that's what yot for stealin partneru ge," said applejack who laughed so hard she fall out of the tree and got knocked unconscious.

"Oh damn," I said and I picked up her body and went to the apple house.

I used Applejack's hoof to knock on the door and who did open it was Big Macintosh.

"Hi horse, I'm here to deliver this for you," I said.

"Oh no he KILLED HER" said Big Mac.

"What No shes not dead" I said but it was too late. Big Mac kicked me right in the fuck and I went flying across Ponyville and I landed at Fluttershy's house and crashed into her door.

"Oh my god" said Fluttershy who opened the door which made me fall off the door onto my knees and my knees broke.

"Fluttershy, you gotta help me Im hurt," I said, because my knees hurt from being broken.

"Okay, I'll help you," said Fluttershy and she took me inside. But when she did that, she closed the door and it hit me and make me fall on my face on the floor and my glasses broke and the glass shards went in my face and blood was everywhere.

"Ow," I said.

"Oh shit, sorry I'll get you a band aid." said Fluttershy, and she went upstairs.

But little did he know I was actually faking it the whole time!

"Hahaha," I said throwing away the ketchup packets I used to fake blood. "Now i can investigate her house for clues because that was my plan the whole time! And that is because I suspect her of being the murderer!"

"But why?" said Fluttershy.

"It's always the quiet ones," I said. "Okay, now to get clues before she gets back"

I looked for clues for an hour but didn't find anything until I did.

It was in her trash can and it was a note from someone.

It was written with hospital letters and it said:

"Fluttershy if you do not kill the pony that died at the beginning of the story I will kill you instead."

"Damn this conclusive proof!" I said, putting the note in my pocket. "But who could blackmail Fluttershy, and why? And who sent this note?"

Suddenly there was a sound and it was loud, it sounded like a person screaming, except it wasn't a person. It was a PONY!

"What the fuck fuck was that noise?" I said, and I jumped up the stairs and opened the door to Fluttershy's house and Fluttershy was on the ground bleeding blood out of her body.

"Oh no, who could have done this?" I said but then I looked at the window and saw a guy jumping out the window.

"STOP THIEF!" I said and I jumped out the window after them and chased them FAST with my legs of run.