//------------------------------// // The Danger of Death // Story: Detective jakkid166 save Tha World // by jakkid166 //------------------------------// "Thatsa good question" I said and I pushe the glasses into my face to look big harder at the investigation. "Its gonna take all my detectiving skills to solve this crolve, I think I gotta take a drink of water first" And so I grabbed Rainbow Dash and threw her body into my car. "Come on guys we gotta see if Twilight has a spell in he house that could help us." So I backflipped into my drivers seat and shouted "DRIVE, MOTHERFUCKER" And so we all got into my detective car (which is in Equestria now) and I drove it to Twilights house. I crashed through her doors and drive up her staircase and into her library room with all her books. I parke the car in her kitchen and all of us went to look for spells except for Rainbow Dash because she is dead. "Wait a minute," I said "Actually earlier I palanted a tracking device on Dick America when I pat him on the back earlier because that happened. So I can track him with this GPS" I said and I pulled out the GPS and it sayed that Dick America was in whatever the pony version of Istanbul is. "But thats like 3 billion miles away!" said Twilight "How are we gonne get there in time?" "We'll have to go super fast, thankfulley I installed nitro gas in my car." So we all jumpe back in my car and I drove it out of Twilights house and we was on the way to Dick America. I turned on the radio and put in a CD of Bong Jovi and sung along it. "Aww yeah HERE i GO aGAIN on my OWN" I sang except I wasent on my own I was with Twilight and the others. We was all rockin out to the good music except Rarity because she is an atheist and doesnt believe in Rock and Roll. We was driving down the grass fields of Equestria and it was like a cool road trip except theres no roads. But that also means theres no cars and no driving laws so I can do what I want. "Holy crap Jakkid" said Twilight "Youre going like 166 fast!" "Yeah thats cause my name is jakkid166 so I only always go 166 miles per hour." But all of a sudden I got DISTRACTED by Twilight talking to me so I didnt see we was going up a hill! "JAKKID LOOK OUT!" Shouted Rainbow but it was too late. The car droved up the hill and we went FLYING in the air and everyone was screaming like "ahhh AHHH ah AHHHH OHH NOO wawAWAWAAAA we gonna DIIIIEEEE" But I was prepared. I steered the car in midair so it only landed on one of its wheels so it only broke that wheel and we finally stopped on the ground. I went and got the spare tire outta the back of the car and changed the tire and we were good and we kept going. "Jakkid you need to pay more attention" said Twilight "Your brain is full of idiot." "Sorry" said me and they all forgave me or something. After more driving we made it to our first stop: Filladelphia. It was a city that was big, and was also a city. We went into the city and walked a lot and was on the streets that was between the buildings that was built in the city probably a long time ago. We decidee to stop and get some food at a place that could be a restaraunt. "Hmm lets see where should we eat?" I said looking at all the libraries and electronics stores "So many optiones." "Maybe you should eat in hell" "I dont know that doesnt- WAIT WHO SAID THAT?" And I turned around and there was a GUY there, I think. The dude was wearing samurai and He was looking really bad and ass. Just from that I looked at him, I could tell he was a bad guy. "What is your name and why are you here" I said cautiousingly. "I am Heertu Killu. I am here to kill you" "Shit" And then the guy ran at me and swang his sword but he forgot to hit me with the sharp part so it didnt hurt me that much. I pulled out my gun but the guy use his sword to chop it up and it became into pieces. "What the fuck" I said "Thats not fair you have skill. Thats cheating" "Yea well I'm a bad guy I can cheat all I want" He said and he prepared his KILLING BLOW But then Twilight punched him in the magic and he went Flying into a store that was by the near us. He came back out with some groceries he bought and said "Oh hey thanks for reminding me I had to get milk today. Since you helped me I dont wanna kill you anymore. Bye" and he left. "But why did the guy wanna kill us?" said Aplpejack. "I think he was hired by Dick America to stop us. Man I hate that guy" I said "We gotta kill him or something. Or put him in jail." "Well its a good thing the us managed to beat him, or else we mightve been cutted like your gun was." said Pinkie "No my guns fine" said me and I put it back together. "He only cut it into the pieces that you normaly take it apart into. Hes a very precise sword guy." "Well now what" said Twilight. "Im still hungry" I said because I didnt forget about it this time. So we went into the grocery store and got out and had lots of food with us to eat the way there. "Why dident they have burgers in there?" I said "Detective jakkid166 eats burgers. And also food" "Well we better get back to the search for Dick America," said Twilight. So we all got in my car and kept driving to find him.