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// we go outside 
// Story: The Fall of Detective jakkid166 
// by jakkid166 
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"Hey portner are you sure that Detective jakkid166 comited the crime?" said Applejack.

"Yes Im sure," said Twilight Sparkles. "He got convicted in court, and that always mean you did it."

"Yeah youre right," said Applejack

"Besides," said Rarity, "I dont care if he did it or not. Even if he dident murder Celestia he still assasinated Celestia and so he sucks."

"That is true as hell." said Twilight and she grabed the mug that the elements were blended together in. "Ok guys I got the Element Smoothie of Harmony because of when jakkid blended them up in one of the other stories."

"But are we sure Jakkid deserve this?" said Flutterpie. "Being turn to stone sucks a lot!"

"Yeah well he shoulda thought about that before he did a Murder Murder Eat a Burger." said Twilight. "Now lets go kill him to stone!"

"YEEEEAH!" screamed the other ponies so hard that they  almost went blind from how loud of sound it was. they grabed their battle armor and went down into then dungeons and to the cell where I wasnt but they didnt know that.

"DETECTIVE JAKKID PREPARE TO DIE" said Twelight, and they saw me in the cell but it was actualy a dummy fake me that I left there. "Fire the element of harmony!" said Twilight and she hold out the elements of harmony and aimed it at the fake me and pulld the trigger and it FIRED at tit. then the dummy me fell over

"Wait what the hell?" said Twilight.

"Woah shit!" said Pinkie "We turnd him into a mannakin!"

"Actually I think he escaped" said Rarity.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" said Twilight "Everone SPREAD OUT and look forhim!"





woah how did i do that

I was stil on the ground with Dick America but I was distarcted looking at my phone. I was on a discord server and I sented the message "update: i have Escaped the castel dungeon"

But DICK grabed the phone and turn it off and throw it on the gound and stomp it into a milion pieces then put it in my pocket. "Jakkid you dickiot weve gotta go!"

"Fine" I said "But where are we goin? We dont have any clues or leads or bags of trail mix."

"Thats right," said Dick Americana. "We dont have clues, which mean we need to GET SOME, like Duke Dukem says."

"But HOW?"

"We have gotta INVESTIGATE THE CRIME SCENE. Yeah boy"

"but HOW? I am wanted to hell! If we go there I will probably get arrested in the face."

"We have got to get you in there so you can ivestigate though," said Dick. "Because im dead so youre gonna be better at it. And ive got JUST the plan!"

~ LATER TIME ~

"Dammit!" I angered at Dick. "This beter work!"

Dick America floated to tha castle where it was guarded by ponies. "HALTY!" said a guard pony. "Who in hell are you?"

"I live in heaven not hell," said Dick. "And I am Ghost Detective Dick America, and im here to investiginate this crime scenes!"

"Oh yeah bitch?" said the guard "Where is you badge then?"

so Dick America pulled out his badge and show it to him. "Hmm is this badge real?" asked the guard.

"Yeah I am," said the badge.

"Alright cool." and he grab his spear and stab the gate open.

"Thanks" said Dick America but he wanted to show off his ghost powers so he closed the gate and then floated through it.

"Yeah it worked!" I said because I was disguise as Dick Americas police badge. thats how it could talk

Dick went into the castle and saw there was lots of ponies mopping up blood and everthing was red. "What who hell happened here?" said Dick.

"Well you see," said a guard. "Pirncess Celesita got murdered, so when that hapened the entire castle got flooded with blood. and a lot of us almost drowned. So we are cleaning it up now"

"Exellent," said Dick. "Where is the body?"

"You are standing on it" said the guard. and Dick America looked down at it and he was standing on Celestias body.

"Oh whoops" said Dick. "Wow this feels weird. Very squishy"

"Yeah everbody says that."

"OK well I am official dective business!" said Dick "And you all ned to go away so I can invesigate and catch the real killer."

"But we already caught the real killer, who is Detecive jakkid166. Can you imagine he kill Celestia? Only the most bastardly evilest person in entire existence cold possibly do that."

"Well I ned to catch him AGAIN, to put him in double prison! What was cause of death?"

"Cause of death was getting killed," said the guard. "A bulet went in her neck and made it leak out blood until she drowned in the blood. The bulet matches the Balistic Markings of Detective guns, so it had to have been him! Or you I guess"

"What else is evidence?"

"Also this security footage," said gaurd and he gave a VHS tape to Dick. "It show Detective jakkid166 commit the crime. Dick pulled out his phone and plug the tape into it and it showed me runnign upt o Celestia and shooting her a bunch of times and then reloading and doing it again. And then reloading and doing it again. that happened like 20 times and then the tape ended

"Alright cool," said Dick "Now get outa here so I can ivestigate! In fact get out of Canterlot because youre still too close."

"Roger that" said the Guard. "You hear him everyone lets GO!" and they all went and jumped off canterlot

"Sweet" said Dick America. He took out me disguised as the police badge and throw me on the ground and I take off the disguise. "Alright lets do this!"

I look at the tape and said "Hmm this very convincing. Looks like whoever did this can afford Adobe After Effects."

"Sturning devacation detective jakkid166" said Dick. "What about the body though?"

I take out my detectiv magnifying glass to enlarge Celestias body so I could see it. "Damn she is dead as hell. Okay Dick do you seen anything suspicous about the body?"

"Hmm" said Dick "WAIT A MINUTE!" he said and he pick up a diamond that was shove into one of the bulet holes in her neck. "You know wat this is?"

"A diamond!"

"A diamnd is a kind of rock. And there is only one single place in Equestria where rocks exist. the lair of the DIAMOND DOGS!"

"SHIT!" I said "So they could have a connection to her murder?"

"Yeah maybe." he said "We gota go find theose bad guys and pay them visit!"

"But I dont have any money," said me "Cant they pay us instead?"

"Wait whats that sound!" said Dick America and he turn around and standing there was TWILIGHT AND FRIENDS!

"DICK AMERICA!" said Twilight "What ar you doing with Detctive jakkid166?!"

"No im just arresting him," said Dick and he put handcuffs on me. "There now since hes arrested, that means hes now in his cell back in the dungeon instead of being here."

"Oh sweet thanks" said Pinkie and they all ranback down there.

"Holy crap," I said. "Only us detecives could come up with such lies to fool their master minds."

"Yeah" said Dick "Now lets GO!"

but then twilightandfriends ran back UP and said "Dammit Dick America you tricked us! You ar under arrest too!"

"Shit!" I said and we RAN. 

"AFTER THEM!" said Twilight. "and BEFORE them too!" but because the ponies have 4 legs they were FASTER

"DAMMIT!" I said and I ran on both my legs and arms to go SUPER FAST

"Wait jakkid there is fork in the road coming up!" said Dick "Do we go leftor right?"

"One second" I said and I pull out my phone again. It was hard to see what was on the screen on the million pieces but I typed on discord "Hey guys I am in big fuck trouble. do I go left or right hallway"

but they was taking forever to answer so we stop at the halls to wait to see which one it was. "WAIT!" I said to Twilight and the others "Im waiting to see where I should go."

"Oh okay" said Twilight.

like two minutes later a person said "left" and so we went LEFT

"WAIT!" I said "This the womans bathroom!"

so we RAN through the bathroom and lots of girl ponies SCREAMED at us and i shield my eyes and we CRASH out the window outside. I cough the glas shards out of my lungs and we ran to the castle back yard where the caslte keep its cata pults.

"Dikkid Ameri166 you cannot escape!" said Twilight.

i look at one of the catapults. "What are these for Twilight?"

"Oh Celestia uses those for launching things like ponies and nukes."

"Cool thanks im escaping now." I said and I grab dick america and throw him in the catapult.

"No youre not." said Twilight.

"Yes I am." i said and I got in the catapult.

"No youre not."

"Yeah I am" I said while I hit the buton to fling us away.

"No youre not."

"Yes I am" I said while me and Dick America was flying away over tha horizon.

"Shit" said Twilight "I think they escaped."