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// Blizzard of death and also snow 
// Story: Detective jakkid166 save Tha World 
// by jakkid166 
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"Aha I capture your Knight that means I win, Detective jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world," said Twilight who was sitting at the other side of the table in her house. We was there because we were playing chess at each other.

"Fuck," said me. "You might think you've won, but for actual, you actually forgot about to not forget about my SPECIAL MOVE!" and I backflipped outta my chair and pulledout my gun and shoot all of Twilights chess pieces off the board.

"Damn" said Twilight "I just cant beat you, youre too good at chess."

"Thats right," I said "To be a good detective after all you have to be good at chess after all. And a detective like me thinks outside the box."

"Is that really true?" said Twilight and I said yes in sign language cause we was both couldn't hear anything right now because of me shooting my gun so much.

"Anyway," said me "What should we do now?"

"I think you should go hang out with Applejack. Or Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie or Rarity or Fluttershy. Or anybody who isnt me."

"Good idea," I said at her. "Ill go do that." so I went over to the front door of her house and tried to push it open but it wouldnt open. "Oh shit" I said.

"What?" said Twilight

"Your door doesnt work. Im gonna have to use my ACE DETECTIVE skills to find this out the problem."

And so I looked at the clues around the door. There was clues on the door, and clues on the window. I picked one of the clues up and it was a footprint on the ground. "Aha" I said, "This footeprint matches my own shoes. This means I walked to the door"

And then I did a big RUN JUMP and landed at the door and tried to open it. "And also the door isnt opening." And then I walked at the window and looked outside. "And finally, its SNOWING A lot outside!" And I walke back to twilight.

"From this I can conclude ONE THING!"

"WHat is it?"

"The door will not open!"

"OH NO!" said Twilight "But if we are snowed in what are we gonna do if we can't leave?"

"I will have to find the source of what might could be possibly making all this snow as fuck," said me and so I RAN AT THE WINDOW and I JUMPED through it and crashed through it and I landed outside in the snow and glass shards.

"PERFECT" I said and I pulleda glass shard out of my face. "Now to solve the mystery."

~ LATER TIME ~

I was walkening throughout the snow blizzard of Ponyville. And it was really cold, so cold especially cause I was only wearing my Detective suit which isnt made for protecting me against deadly snow. But its fine because im a char broiled detective whos tough and dont care about being cold, and besides I could use the detective tools I have to stop myself from becoming cold anyway.

"GO AWAY" I shouted and I pulled out my gun and shot up and shot all the snowflakes that was falling before they could land on me and make me colder. But then I heard a CRASHING FALLING sound from somewhere!

"What the fucking shit was that" I said and I looked around and then in the thick fog distance I saw something. I ran upto it and it was a PONY with WINGS, except it wasn't alive. It was DEAD!

And it was also BLEEDING! It looke like someone shot it.

"Oh my god," I said "Who could have done this?" and so I pulledout my phone and called the Equestria police.

~ LATER AGAIN ~

"Detective jakkid166 what do you think about the crime?" said the reporter TV pony who was interviewening me.

"It is a sad crime" I said smadly. "I dont believe who don'tve done this. But I will catch them at many costs."

And so I got on my snow skateboard and skated back to the crime scene to look at the crime that happened. Twilight and Rarity and Fluttershy and Applejack and Pinkie Pie were there. "Hi Jakkid" said one of them I dont know who it was. "Are you gonna solve the crime?"

"Maybe," said me and then I began to wept tears of distrorrow. "How coulde anyone possibly murder an innocent poney? I will find who done this or else my name is detective jakkid166."

And so I looked at the crime scene to see if I could look at the crime scene. But the only evidence was the pony's body and cause it was still snowing she was got all buried in snow so I couldnt examine the body. But still the snow was gotten all stained red from the blood leaking out of her and it was looked like a movie poster which was kinda cool.

"Im gonna have to interrogate some witnesses," I said to the dead pony. So I looked around at anyone who mighta seen the crime happen. I saw there was one pony looking out a window at me so I got in my car and drove it and crashed it into something and I went flying out tha windshield and through the window the pony was looking out of and I landed next to him.

"HI PONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" I said and I looked around and we were in a bar and he was an alcohol.

"Im drinking beer," said the alcohol "What do you want?"

"Im here to ask you some questions about the crime you saw." and I took out my handy dandy notebook. "What did the killer look like?"

"Snow"

"And what did the pony who died look like?"

"Snow"

"And what else did you see outside where the pony died?"

"Snow"

"Thank you this is valuble information," I said and I walked back out the window.

"Wait," I said. "That guy sucked"

TO BE CONTINUED