The portal opened and Twilight shot out of it and then I did a cartwheel outta the portal and landed on Twilight.
"TO THE CRIME SCENE" I shouted and I rode twilight whee wee wee all the way to the crime scene.
And then we got to the crime scene.
When we got to the crime scene I got off Twilight and looked at the body.
"Wait a second, Twilight," I said.
"What is it?" said Twilight, who was standing.
"This is just the pony that died at the beginning of the story," I said.
"Oh I see," said Twilight. "Well okay, what now?"
"Hmm wait, since we're in my world that means we can investigate in my world" I said and me and Twilight went to the police station so we could look at our files on the case.
When we went there, Miles Edgeworth was there, who was a ghost because of when he died.
"Hi Edgeworth," I said, waving at him.
"Hi Detective jakkid166," said Edgeworth.
I went into the evidence room and talked to Chief of Police Damon Gant.
"Hi Gant, do you have any evidence for your investigation?"
"No, I do not."
"But why?" I asked, but then a BULLET went into me
But then I heard a gunshot and I looked down and Gant had shot me in my body.
"What the fuck why?" I said, but I lost consciousness.
_ TIME LATER _
I opened my eyes and woke up and saw I was in a jail.
"FUCK!" I said as I sat up. "He must have shot me with a JAIL GUN!"
Just then a guard walked in. "Hey Detective Jakkid166, your trial for the murder of that pony is happening now."
"FUCK!" I said. "He must have shot me with a GET FRAMED FOR MURDER gun too"
~ THE trial~
"About fucking time you got here jakkid," said the Judge who was actually the judge from the Ace Attorney games.
"A detective is never on time, Judge," said me.
"Very well but where is the prosecution?"
Suddenly the prosecution desk got covered in magic and someone appeared there!
It was CHIEF OF POLICE DAMON GANT!
"WHAT" I said. "Why are you prosecuting me"
"Because I changed my mind, I think you're not innocent," said Chief of Police Damon Gant "And I'm gonna call my witness to the stand to prove it."
"Yeah bitch what you say who's your witness then?"
"It's ME" said Gant and he drove his car over to the witness stand.
He got out at the witness stand and said "Oh by the way jakkid on my way to the witness stand I got some taco bell. You want some"
"Sure." I said and I grabbed a chipotle chicken burrito and snacked on it. "Anyway Gant, please testify about the crime."
"Okay," said Gant, and he testified.
"Wow, that was a good testimony," said the Judge, who was eating a quesadilla. "Okay, I'm about to pronounce Jakkid as guilty, if anyone has any objection speak now or forever hold your peace."
"YOU CAN DO IT JAKKID" said Twilight. "LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE!"
"Okay," I said and i pulled all the evidence outta my pocket and looked at it. "Wait a minute, it all make sense now!" I shouted.
Then I did a big "OBJEEEEEEEEEEECTION Damon Gant is the true murderer!"
"WHAT?!" said Gant. "IMPOSSIBLE!"
"AND I CAN PROVE IT!" I said. "You see, when I first appeared here in Equestria, Damon Gant was here too, but how could HE has gotten here? HE LIVES IN HUMAN WORLD!"
"Oh shit," said the Judge who was eating fries. (Yeah taco Bell has fries now they're pretty good, you should try them)
"And also the pony was shot with the gun, and only people with fingers can shoot guns!"
"But wait," said Gant, "I wear gloves how could I have fingerprints on the gun?"
"You took the gloves off to make us think someone without gloves used the gun!" I said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Gant.
"Also," I said, and I pulled out the note that says blood on it, "This is your handwriting, Gant and I will prove it, Judge test the handwriting!"
"Okay," said Judge, "Wow it IS Gant's handwriting!"
"What do you have to say about that, Chief of Police Gant, or should I say... CHIEF OF MURDERING PEOPLE GANT?"
"GRRRRRRRRRRR" grrrred Gant. "Detective jakkid, you was always a thorn in my side!"
"If you give me a raise I'll say you're innocent, Detective jakkid166 is a loose cannon." I said bigly.
"What, you can't do that," said Judge.
"Oh," I said, "Okay never mind. Guards, take him to jail!"
So the police guy parachuted into the courtroom and handcuffed Gant, except he didnt have any handcuffs so he used licorice instead.
"This isn't over, jakkid!" said Gant.
"Yes it is," I said. "I solved the case, what else could happen?"
"Not completely." said Gant. "There's someone else involved with this."
"Who is it," said me.
"It's-" he said but then he died!
"What how?" I said and I looked at him and he was bleeding, and also was dead.
"Detective jakkid166 you have to avenge................ me!" he said, and he died.
Just then i heard a gunshot and looked out the window and someone had SNIPED Gant from out the window (With a gun, not a knife).
"Oh fuck," said me. "Someone shot the witness!" and I took my gun out and shot back but I could not see where the guy was so I just shot in the air and hoped the bullets fall on him.