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// Detective Jakkid166 in Story of the Blanks 
// Story: Detective jakkid166 in everything 
// by jakkid166 
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One day I was doin some good mountain hiking on the othere side of the ENTIRE world of Equestria. It was a really cold and bigger mountain, so big that my legs got tired from walking up so much but it was fine cause I was wearing a jacket.

But then I was schchocked to find that I got a phone cell on my cell call. I heard my ringtone so I opened my phone and said "Hello who is this?"

"Detectives jakkid!" said Twilight and she waved at me. "I need you to come the heck over here to and go to the everfree forest and help me chop down trees so I can make juice from them."

"What?" I said "But those trees is only leaves and wood."

"Yes, I'm going to make leaf juice and wood juice."

"But I'm on the other side of the world right now."

"I don't care come back here or else I will demote you to a not detective."

"Okay," I said and I hung up and walked back to Ponyville. I went to Twilights house and Knocked the door open and she opened the door and I climbed inside through the window.

"Okay dokay" said Twilight and she had a axe but she only had 1 axe so she gave me a fork to help chop the trees with. "Now lets go chop it good"

So Twilight and me went out of the everfree forest into the everfree forest to chop lots of trees.

"Remember jakkid Don't chop too many or else you will be deforestation," said Twilight. And she used her magic to use the axe to chop a tree and it fell onto the gravity.

"Yeah okay" I said and I stuck my fork in a tree to try and cut it but it was really hard cause it was a fork and the tree was big, and it made me look like I was trying to eat the tree.

"Jakkid stop trying to eat the trees" said Twilight and she threw the axe at me and I caught it and I was better at chopping trees now cause of the axe made me about to be look like a lumperjack. I threw tha axe at a tree and it sliced it down the middle all the way and then it came back in the air like a boomerang and I caught it and chopped both halves off into Twilights wood wheelbarrow she brought with us.

"Alright thats enough wood" said Twilight and we became walking back out of the forest. But for some reason we couldnt find our way out, because we were LOST! And it wasn't my fault because theres lots of trees and Twilight is a pony which means shes supposed to have a really good memory.

"Its too bad I cant fly" I said cause I didnt have wings unlike alecorns and pegasus. I did have a can of red bull but that doesnt really give you wings not like it says on the can. Also it tastes bad and its expenseive and it doesent even make you really energy. One time I drinked 3 cans before bed because I had none other drinks, and it only made me stay up for like 3 days and I fell back sleep again. And so I tried to returne it at the store but then the guy was like "Youc ant return food you already drank" and so I had to not money. It was sucked the dick.

"Wait," said Twilight because I was walking too fast and she wasn't could keep up with me. "I see a town over there!"

"Hahaha," I laughed hahaha ha. "There's no towns in the everfree forest stupid."

"Yeah there is," said Twilight and she pointed at the town we were now inside of.

"Oh shit youre right," I said. "How the shit did we get here? I don't even map."

"I don't know," said Twilight. "We better talk to the ponies and see if they can give us directions back to hell."

We went in thetown and there was a town in the forest and it had lots of ponies in it. But for some reason the ponies wasn't had any cutie marks and also they were really sad about somethign cause something happened that made them sad.

I dicked up to them and said "HEY idiots what are you so sad about? Dont worry I'll make you happy. I am stand up comedy"

"But jakkid we're ponies we don't know how to stand up." said Twilight.

"Oh right."

But then one of the ponies walked to me and said "Hey everyone look its Detective Jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world!" and everyone was like "What are you doing here?"

"Wow you know who I am?" I said

"Yeah cause we saw you on TV and also that movie you was starred in, and also those fanfictiones you write. But we need your help, Jetective."

"Perfect" said me "Give me money and ill help you."

And so they paid me money and then they all said at once "Ok so this pony got murdered and we dont know who did it," they said and they did stuff.

"What pony?"

"In that house," a guy said and he point at a house and it wa s spookylooking. "You and also your friends have to go in now."

"Ok sounds good to me" I said and we went in the house through the window cause the chimney was locked.

"Wait a minute" said Twilight "Wheres the dead pony?"

"Idk" said me "Wait a minute I smell something."

"What"

"It smell like bones."

"What"

So I went ova to the fireplace and looke in it and there was bones. PONY BONYS!

"AHHH SHIT!" said Twilight "Why is THAT? You causa the fuck murder? ITs a pony."

But then it all got all DARK and flash player so I was like "okay guys Something is wrong here we all gotta get outta the towna fast." So we went out the chimney and off the roof and back into town but for some reason it was got all dark and the trees was black and the red was ground.

"Shit this is spooky" I said but then we got back at the town and everything was got all rundown and shit and the houses were dead and the ponies were black and looke like fried chicken.

"youuuu must JOIN US" said one of the black zombie ponies.

"Okay but only if you join the jakkid166 fan club" I said.

"No"

"Shit" I said and we all ran ofe. But then we was SURROUNDED by the ponies that had no blankie marks and were black and charr. "Dammit Twilight you idiot what do we do now?"

"I dont know Jakkid i thought haloween was like a week ago." she said.

"Yeah what the fuck" I said "Why are you guys still costumes?"

"These are not costumes Dumb Ass" said a pony "We are going to make you a zombies like us."

And then they closede in on us and but then I was like "STOP!" and I pulled out my detective badge.

"What?" they all said.

"I'm detective jakkid166 and you are all under arrest for being zombies." I said.

"SHIT!" They said but it was too late. I handcuffed them all and arrested them and all of them ponies of the town got arrested and I put them in the middle of town and called the Pony Police so they could come take them to jail.

"Another problem solved by Detective Jakkid166" said me. I swapped my hands and then said "Hey Twilight you wanna get something to eat? I realy want fried chicken now"

"Sure" said Twilight and we left to go do that. I pulle out my wallet to get the money the zombie ponies give me but when I open it it was ZOMBIE MONEY!

"AWWWWWW SHIT"

THE END