//------------------------------// // The pony of being dead // Story: Detective jakkid166 Go Equestria Now // by jakkid166 //------------------------------// I'm Detective jakkid166 and Im the greatest detective in the world. I'm good at solving cases and I catch the criminals every time most of the time. One day I decided I felt like doing my job, so I went to the police station to solve a case. As I pushed up the glasses on my eyes, I back flipped into my office through the window because I forgot my keys to my office in Sonic World. I was in Sonic World earlier because I had just solved a case and was given the "Greatest Detective In The World" medal award for it. I landed in my chair and a guy opened the door to my office and sat down on the floor. "Detective jakkid166," The guy said, "Why are you in my office you idiot?" "Oh shit is this your office?" I said looking at all the pictures of him on the wall that had his name on them. "I wasn't tell." "Well, I have a case for you, Im the chief of police Damon Gant." "Oh, hello Chief of Police Damon Gant. Did you get back to me on the raise I asked you about?" "If you can solve this case ill give you a raise, but be aware it's a REALLY hard case and it'll take you a long time to solve it!" "I can handle long hard things" I said. "Give me the case." "Okay." said Gant and he threw the case at me and it smacked me in the head and it opened and all tha papers fell out onto my desk. "But," I said grabbing a paper out of my drawer "This says the victim is a pony not a human." "Yes, a pony got killed for some reason. I didn't know ponies could die or talk you know?" "What are you shitting about Gant, Ponies aren't real!" "Yeah they are jakkid, haven't you ever seen My Little Pony?" "That's a cartoon, Gant, nothing in cartoons are real! Get out of my office this instant!" "Okay, fine, just solve the case," said Gant and he backflipped out the door. "Okay it's time to investigate," I said and I jumped out my window and fell five stories into my police car which I drove to the crime scene at 160 car per hour "Hello Detective jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world how are you today?" said the investigation police crime scene forensics fingerprints detecting guy. "I agree," I said "But first I have to check out the crime scene." "Okay, it's right over there!" said the guy. "But beware, there is blood!" "I ain't afraid of no blood." I said and I went to the crime scene. "AAAAAAGH," I screamed! "What is it?" said the guy. "There's BLOOD HERE, there's like 15 gallons of it!" "I thought you said you wasn't afraid of blood." "No I said I'm not afraid of NO blood, I am afraid of YES blood" "Ok, hold on," said the guy and he got out a napkin and wiped up all that blood. "Ok thanks!" I said. "Anyway," I said, and I looked at the scene. "Wait a minute, there's something wrong about this crime scene. This dead thing isn't a human, this pony." "GASP!" said the crime scene guy. "But how is that possible?" "I don't know." said me and i bent down to look at the body but suddenly there was a SOUND! "Oh fuck I don't like sounds fuck this I'm leaving." said the guy and he leaved away. "What was that sound?" I asked the pony but it didn't respond for some reason. Just then a THING happened. The pony started GLOWING and then a big HOLE happened and then I tripped and fell in!? "Oh no" I said as I was falling through blacks. Suddenly I woke up and I was in a bathroom, there was a floor and walls and a door and also bathroom stuff. "What the fuck" I said when I got up on my feet. "why does that toilet look like it was made for horses and also what kind of world is this?" Suddenly the door opened and a guy was there but it actually wasn't a guy. It was a PONY Except it wasn't a pony because it was a guy pony so it was whatever those are called "AAAAAAGH" The pony screamed quietly. "SOMEONE'S IN MY SHIT ROOM" "Oh fuck" I said and I backflipped out the window and landed on the ground. "Where am I?" I said and I looked around but I couldn't see anything because my eyes were closed So I opened my eyes and looked around and saw I was in a town with houses in it. There were ponies walking around on the ground and also in the air. "Wow this is interesting" I said "Its like earth but its a different planet." So I went and walked in the town and lots of ponies were looking to me like I was weird. But I'm not weird theyre weird so I kept walking and I got to place where there was a house. The house was big and also a tree. I knocked on the door with my glasses and broke them on accident but then a Pony opened the door with a horn on her head. She was purple and also was a unicorn, except not blue. "Hello Detective Jakkid166, the greatest detective in the world. I called you here to Equestria because we need YOUR help!" "GASP!" I gasped. "But why?" "Because we need YOUR help!" "For what?" "Solving a case, a pony has DIED?" "Yea I fuckin' know, idiot. I already saw her in my world." "Yeah, well, she's not supposed to be in your world, and now she's dead! So now you've gotta figure out what happened!" "Or what buster?" "Then you won't get the raise from me," said Chief of Police Damon Gant, who was also there. "FUCK" I said. "Okay, but you better pay me good money for this, Detective jakkid166 is a loose cannon."