The Fall of Detective jakkid166

by jakkid166


Station to Station

"Ahhhhh," I peeled my eyelids off as I sit up in bed, awaked from the weirdest dream I ever had. It was a dream where I get framed for murder and all the ponies hated me to death!

"Damn that was a scary dream, good thing nothing like that will ever happen in real life." So I jumped outa bed and took the elevator six stories down to th second story of my house where my bathroom and wardrobe was. I put me bed clothes in the shower and then I jumped in the washing machine to get clean for the day.

"YEEEEAH SPIN CYCLE" I shouted going round and round

Finally the washine mashine spat me out and I was clean. I went to me closet and grabbed my Detective underwear and Detectiv Pants and Detective Shirt and Detective Suit and Detective Tie and Detective Glasses and socks. (my socks are just normal socks)

"Exellent," I said and i put my detective badge in me sock pocket with mine detective gun. "I beter get going! I do not wanna be late to whatever i was gonna do today."

So I slid down the slide to the first floor and went in the kitchen and made breekfast. Every morning for Detective Breakfast i eat Two Eggs moony side down, 3 pounds of cow bacon, a waffle flavred pancake and a bucket of Ovaltine.

"Sweet" I said eating the last bites of my breakfast. I put all me plates and silverware in the trash and put "buy more plates and sivlerware" on my shoping list.

"Alright time to begin the Detective day." but then there was a KNOCK at the on my door!

"Who the fuck is at the door at a time like this? 10 AM" I said and I look out the window, but what I saw GASPED me in the throat!

There was the ENTIER town of ponyville and they looked ANGRY. They had torches and ptichforks and signs that say "Fuck You Detective jakkid166"

"Goddammit not again" I said and I open the door. "What the hell do yo u want this time?"

"Detective jakkid you are under arest for murder!" said Twilight sparkle.

"Is that bad?" said me.

"Yeah"

"WHAT?!" I shoted. "Thats ridiculous! I could not do murder!"

"Yea well you are the only suspect, and there was a pony that got murdered!"

"Who cares" I said. "Who even is it that died this time? Can it be you guys so you dont arrest me?"

"Wait," I said "I am a detective, I cant be arrested!"

"Yeah well you are now demoted to normal police officer!" and she PUNCHED me in the face and I fell onto my feet and was inconscious.

~ LATER ~

I woke up in the Prison Train. I was in a cage and Twilight Sparket was there and she wa looking at me really angry and saying "I am angry at you" a bunch of times.

"Twilight!" I said "Are you happy right now?"

"NO!" said Twilight "I am mad at you!"

"Why?"

"Becaus you murdered Princess Celestia!"

"Oh ok. Wait WHAT?! Princes Celestia is dead?!"

"YES! And you shooted her in the face with you Detective gun! and other places too like the neck and hoof!"

"NO!" I said and I slamm my fists to the floor. "This cannot be...! Princess Celestia isent supposed to die! She is a main charater!"

I had tears in me eyes as I rememberd all the good times we had together. Like when she arrested me for murder, and when I accuse her of murder, and when she tell me to fuck off.

"Stop faking being sad jakkid," said Twilight. "Everone knows you did it. The security cameras recorded you!"

"Twilight you gota believe me! I wouldent kill Celestia!"

"Shut up idiot"

"Shit." and I sit down in the chair they give me in my cage. "So where we going then?"

"We is taking you to Canterlot to stand on Trial for the murder of Celestia."

"Haha you fool!" I said while I was readign the book they gave me in my cage. "I have degree in law! Ill defend myself and win! You know what they say. Man who defends himself is really smart."

"Sorry jakkid, but you are not allowed to defend yourself dis time because youre too good. You will have to call a lawyer or we will giv you one, and we will give you a shit one so you lose!"

"Damm!" I said while I was playing the PS4 they gave me in my cage. "This sucks on butt."

Eventualley, the train drive like a demon from Station to Station and landed in Canterlot.

Twilight open the door and said "Ok jakkid follow me, and dont use your gun or else we wil do something bad to you!" she put me in Magic Chains and drag me with her.

"Wait!" I said "What bout the PS4? I was almost beat Bloodborne!"

"Theres no PS4 in jail jakkid," said Twilight. "We do have xbox one though."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" I screame to the heavens.

Twilight led me thru the halls of Canterlot and all the paparatzi ponies flashed lights at me and made picture-taking noises.

"Detective jakkid why did you assinate the princess?!" said one reporter pony

"I dident!" I said. "Besides whats the big deal? Its just one of them, you still hav like 4 left."

But then the reportre Mis Quoted me in the newspaper so it looked like I said what I just said, to make me look bad.

"You astards!" i said and I point my finger of drama. "I will prove meself innocent, I swear on my badge!"

While Twilight was walking me we also walked by the other Mane 6 ponies and they were angry too for some reason.

"You a bitch, partner!" said Applejack

"Your clothes was always ugly," said Rarty.

"Im goona make you a cake!" said Pinkie "But it will have poison in it."

"Dying sucks a lot," said Rainbow. "And now YOU sucks a lot!"

"FUCKING SHIT DICK!" said fluttershy "I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH"

and my eyes squished out tears of sadpression, for all my friends was turn their fronts on me. I no longer had a frend in the world, exept for the sweet release of Makers Mark brand whiskey.

Twilight tooked me to the elevator of Canterlot Castle and we went down it to the dungeons. Twilight throw me in a cell and closed it and lock it. Then she weld the door shut. "You stay here and think about what you did," said Twilight. "You trial is tomorrow so you better find a lawyer fast." and she leaved away.

"DAMMIT!" I punched the wall and broke me fingers. "How cold this happen?! Who could do this? And how did they frame me? I cannot standit!" I said and I cried into my face. (Theres nothing wrong with guys crying dont be stupid this isent the 1860s, where I always got made fun of for crying.)

"Ok I gotta calm down," I said. "Ive been in pickle before, and sometimes even in a cucumber. All I gota do is get myself out. I will prove my innocent like I did before in Detective jakkid166 Go to Equestria Now. But first, I need a lawyer." and I pull out my cell phone. "And I think I know just who to call." This was gonna be a hard trial, so I neede not the best lawyer not in the world, but the best lawyer in the UNIVERSE!

~ MEANWHILE, BACK IN MY WORLD ~

"Dammit," said Phoenix wright. His law offices was falling apart because he got no cases lately, so he had poor and could not afford money. "Charley help me fix the office!"

But charley could not help, because charley is a plant.

"Fuck," said Wright. But then the PHONE RUNGED!

"Ho shit!" said Wright and he slam his fist on the wall which made the phone fly to him and land in his hand.

Phoenix answerd the phone. "Hello?" He said. "Wait what. Detective jakkid166?!"

TO BE CONTINUED