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jakkid166


hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

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"Every pony thing evre made would be better if it had me in it."
- me

I, Detective jakkid166, will be prepared to make every pony fanficion, video, and game better by me being in it. All you favorite pony content, except it has ME! And even I could be in some episodes of the show except cause the charaters are idiot I'm good at my job.

The ultimate Detective jakkid166 adventures collection, as he goes into EVERYTHING to make it good.

(These stories is not canon to my other stories unless it says so.)

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 69 )

"But I'm on the other side of the world right now."

"I don't care come back here or else I will demote you to a not detective."

"Okay," I said and I hung up and walked back to Ponyville. I went to Twilights house and Knocked the door open and she opened the door and I climbed inside through the window.

tihs iz heckin beaut.

I have never before seen such a story title with this much truth to it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I am thankful for Detective jakkid166

ಥ_ಥ this is 𝙰𝚁𝚃.

This is a piece of genius. Please keep it going!

I read this story to my dad, and he loved it! He only hit me five times, and that's usually how many times he hits my mum too, so he must have loved it! I hope Detective Jakkid comes to Fortnite, so he can get the number 1 victory royale!

He’s both the chocolate and the peanut butter.

(this story is not canon)

I almost had to stop right here. Almost. Implying that something the great Detective Jakkid166 is in should not be canon? Heresy. I'm still glad I continued though, because, even though right at the beginning you admitted it didn't really happen, it's still good to see even the very concept of another criminal facing great justice at the hands of Jetective. In fact, it might be just as important as canon Jarvis166 solving real canon crimes because it will show the criminal scum they have someone to fear. Jakkid666 can even stop real fake crimes this way. Wow, is there anything Jacked116 can't do?

Anyway, thanks for writing this, even if it's not an official police report like the previous chapter was.

At this point I might as well just preemptively favorite every story you put out.

....I understand about none of this, yet I somehow enjoy it.

"But," I said. "Why am I the only one who remember you? This is weird." but then I got a idea. "HEY! Detective idea! How about you write a note for her to read every time she meet you so she knows who you are again."

"No that doesnt work." said Lyra.

"Okay then send her a e-mail!"

"Doesnt work either"

"What about carve your name into her skin?"

"Nope"

"Fuck." I said

No comment needed.

Jakkid you are writing the future, my man. I'm going to remember this when Lyra is the new main character for the MLP series. Thanks again, detective.

"What about carve your name into her skin?"

I mean, sometimes that actually works:

A peerless example of the author's craft. Subarashii.

Where's my "Detective jakkid166 in Rainbow Factory: Part 1"?! I DEMAND MORE!!!

This story is lowkey insane and hilarious.

Heartwarming and insane. I can feel the visceral torment of Celestia struggling to be strong for her ponies despite her tragic bobsledding injuries. And I absolutely lost it at “PIANO MAN!”

Final verdict: 50 detective dollars/10

what is with that like to dislike ratio? this is hilarious!

TBH this story is better than like 166% of the Fallout Equestria side stories that are out there, it's definitely canon in my book.

Please tell me you actually went and edited Chrysalis' real wiki page.

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i try to but i dont actually have wikia account. i will inform them abot this development though so they can change it

God I hope our favorite detective shows up in the series finale to make it the best.

OMG the comic brilliance of this just doesn’t let up! :rainbowlaugh:

"Wedding is now in session for the trial of Princess Cadence and Shitting Armor" said Pricess Celestia. "Is the defense ready?"

I just about friggin’ died at this. :rainbowlaugh:

I’m very sad to see it end, though. Surely there are more things that the Greatest Detective in the World could make better by detecting in?!

QUEEN OF THE CHONGLONGS.

Pardon me while I die laughing.

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You know what wasn't sucked the dick?

This story. :')

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I pulled my bike out of my pocket

I had no idea Detective jakkid166 was a Kamen Rider.

How could anyone downvote this?

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"Ive GOT IT!" I said. "WE need to make a NEW ELEMENT OF HARMONY!"

Oh god yes, do it.

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Better than actual Background Pony.

Background Pony doesn't fucking have Billy Joel in it, that's the entire problem.

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I like how this is basically just Rainbow Factory. Like, other than anyone living at the end, that's just how it goes. XD

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Excuse you, this story is 100% canon because I sayed so.

"I think I can help you," said a voice from the shadows (not the hedgehog just regular shadows)

This will go down as the greatest Fallout Equestria sidefic ever.

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Ah, this was fucking beautiful.

and IQ test

...Wait a minute.

Exquisite. Don't know how I'd missed this until now, but I'm glad I addressed that mistake.

"Pfft," I laughed in english. "Detective jakkid166 remembers every one he meets. My memory is like an elephant. Very big and gray"

This is art in its purest form.

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