"'Colts will be Colts' is not a sentiment that applies here at my Friendship School!

Times have changed. Kids or not, everyone, students of friendship included, have to answer for these sorts of disrespectful displays. Now, all of you, down to Counselor Glimmer's office, immediately! I'm going to have a long chat with her about what to do with you all!"

EDIT: Featured #2 same day, 3/21/19! Thanks!
EDIT: #1 same day! YEET- thanks all!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Skijarama!

Diamond Tiara has always loved Dating Sims, but after playing one into the early morning, she discovers the innate ability to see choices. With this amazing ability, will Diamond Tiara be able to find her true love? Or will she just end up on a "bad ending"?

Idea a shameless rip off of Yukito's "Diamond Tiara Likes Anime".

Diamond Tiara knows all about work delegation: if you want something done, have other ponies do it for you. In the name of that goal, Silver Spoon studies for both and Diamond copies her friend's efforts. It works every time. Except that Cheerilee just forced Diamond to switch desks. And with finals a week away and no personal knowledge for most of the subjects, the only ponies she can now hope to copy from are Snips and Snails. Something which may get her sent all the way back to preschool. And there's no way Diamond is going to lower herself to doing her own work.

Which means the colts are going to be learning on her behalf.

No matter what she has to do to make that happen.

It's for the best cause ever, after all.

(Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group. New members and trope edits welcome.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

Cover art by GroaningGreyAgony

Apple Bloom has the perfect prank: trick Diamond Tiara into thinking a spell was put on her to make her Apple Bloom's slave.

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Well, when the prank works...

Everything.

Note: This story was conceived pre "Crusaders of the Lost Mark."

This story is a sequel to Kidnapping Button Mash

After finding out the Sweetie Belle does not have a crush a Button Mash, Diamond Tiara regrets kidnapping him. That is, until she begins to realize she has feelings for the colt. Diamond Tiara then proceeds to tell every pony she and him are dating, all while Button Mash remains oblivious to the whole situation.

After the Cutie Mark Crusaders get Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in trouble in Cherliee's class, they decide to get their revenge. In the form of kidnapping Sweetie Belle's crush, Button Mash.
Is it illegal? Yes.
Will it be worth it? Maybe.
Will the CMC try to rescue him? Probably.

Twilight's in a bit of a pickle. On one hand, two years of marriage with Rainbow Dash have been absolutely wonderful. On the other, well... two years of marriage have passed without a single thing happening in the bedroom.

Why? Well, that's one mystery even she can't seem to solve.

Then Scootaloo comes home from school and asks Rainbow a question that makes everything crystal clear.

Rainbow has no idea what she's talking about.

Anon had a bad feeling when he saw the ice cream machine outside Firmly Asked Questions. Not only was the world softer and fluffier than he had anticipated, but he would also have to watch his weight.
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
(RGRE)

After a mishap involving the Transportalponder, the Courier finds himself in a place he doesn't recognize. With no way back and nothing else to do, he decides that wandering into the nearest town is the best option. Being the Courier, things aren't that simple...

A Fallout: New Vegas/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crossover

The style alternates between omnipresent third-person and the Courier recounting his tale to... Well, take a guess.

This story is a sequel to Office Love

When is Anon going to get a clue that Ponies in his life are actually interested in him?

An April Fools parody of my extremely neglected long fic: Office Love.