>Share a bag of potato chips
I...I can’t believe I’m actually going through with this. This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever come up with…
“Hey, Sweetie Belle!” I call out as I go towards my desk and grab the bag of potato chips. “Before we start, want to share a bag of potato chips?”
“Sure, I love potato chips!” Sweetie Belle says as she comes towards me. I should have chosen something else, any of the other two choices! I’m going to be stuck in the friend zone forever!
Well, at least we’re sitting next to each other, that’s a good sign. Guess that’s better than-
“EEEP!”
Huh? What’s wrong now?!
“S-sorry! Just didn’t expect our hooves to touch.” Oh okay. Weird, but whatever.
...Wait. THAT’S IT! THIS IS MY SHOT!
“Oh, Sweetie Belle, you have some crumbs on your lips!” I giggle softly.
“What? Where?” Sweetie Belle asks, wiping at her mouth with her hooves.
Hook.
“Oh silly! Here, want me to get it for you?”
Line.
“Sure, that would be great DT!”
Sinker.
Grabbing Sweetie by the chee-DID SHE CALL ME DT?!
Wait, stop! Don’t get sidetracked! Focus Diamond Tiara, your love life depends on it!
“Uh, Diamond what are you doing?” Oh right! Got her by the cheeks.
“Don’t worry. I got it, Sweetie,” I assure her, leaning in close and licking the crumbs off her lips. “Got it,” I tell her, giggling at her now red face.
“Th-thanks,” Sweetie Belle stuttered, looking away. Ah, is that a smile I see? Perfect! Now just to push a little more…
“Come on, Sweetie Belle, if you stop now I’m going to eat all these potato chips by myself,” I joked, taking a potato chip in my mouth. “Here, this one is really good!”
“R-really?” Sweetie Belle asks, leaning towards me. “Well, if you say so,” she whispered, taking a bite out of the chip. Our lips brush together for one instant, and then we both back away, chewing on our own piece of potato chip.
“So, what did you think?”
“I...I think I should have another taste,” Sweetie says with a blush, leaning towards me with her lips slightly parted.
“Hmm, I already know I like it.” I tell her as I kiss her delicate lips. You know, despite the chips, her lips are incredibly sweet.
True End
She is either crazy or she has an curse like in Noucome, only this curse restrains itself to mostly choices about romance and none that are too embarassing.
Discord! you naughty dragon thingy!
AH HA! I told you the potato chip choice was the correct one!
And now to eagerly await the harem ending!
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Guess she got a little hot under the collar.
Can't go wrong with potato chips.
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YES! Someone else that watched Noucome!
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Yay, another fan of Noucome
Well, with that last author's note, I think we ALL know how this scenario came about.
Flim and Flam built Equestria's first virtual reality machine with altered blueprints stolen from the Crystal empire's archives in a daring heist by Crankey Doodle Donkey, Iron Will, and Steven Magnet, who brought them under cover of night to Zecora, who handed them off to The Great and Surprisingly Inventive Trixie, who set the blueprints on fire and roasted marshmallows over them. Then she drew up her own documents which proved to be much better than the original, hence Flim and Flam, whom she sold the new blueprints to, being able to pay the CMC to put the machine together with a garbage can, a bunch of tubes, a radiator, and a bag of peanuts.
No cutie marks were earned.
Next, Fancy Pants, wielding nothing but an old stick, fought off 17 rogue changelings while transporting an extremely important archive of all the spells known to ponykind from Canterlot to Twilight Sparkle on a floppy disk. Beaten and bruised, Fancy collapsed on the outskirts of Ponyville, pleading with the first pony he saw, an old friend, to take the disk to Twilight, Rarity. She took the disk, set it in her computer, overwrote it with dating sims, (Years of practice for what ended up being for nothing when she met Blueblood) and shot it out the window in a slingshot.
It landed in Flim and Flam's machine, who were just ushering in the first rich filly they saw to experience the one-of-a-kind, super sensational, unimpeachable, I-can't-believable experience of virutal reality, Diamond Tiara.
Game begin!
Called it! I got all three of Sweetie Belle's endings correct! Well, not exactly with the details of how each wending went, but I called them! Yay! They were shorter, but still cute. Can't wait for the sexy herem ending! I, for one, believe in polygamy, so I always love to see the main character get more than one lover. It's just so romantic and cute!
This chapter is all that and a bag of chips.
I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!!!!!!
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You. You should write stories.
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I do, (the one I'm on has taken a few months so far and will likely be several more) but I'm afraid they're nowhere near the area of my mind that explanation came from. Glad the exercise in venting silliness was enjoyable, though!
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Watch me Sweetie Belle, I'll eat potato chips in my right hoof, and lick her check while she's distracted. I'll take her lips… AND KISS THEM!
*angelic chorus*
3751529 Wait, so this isn't a Noucome parody?
Well ok xDTake the 5/5,
Damn you chips, I thought you would work.
You worked too well.
This was adorable and definitely not the way I thought it would end good job.