• Published 24th Jun 2013
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Diamond Tiara Likes Dating Sims - Mattricole



Diamond Tiara has always loved Dating Sims, but after playing one into the early morning, she discovers the innate ability to see choices.

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Diamond Tiara Likes Triggering Flags

It wasn't long after that me and Silver Spoon finally arrived at school. We had a few minutes until school started, when I saw those stupid blank flanks, the Cutie Mark Losers. I gave Silver Spoon my signature smirk, and she nodded in response, a similar smirk adorning her face. We began walking up to them, and was finally close to hearing their stupid little conversation.

"And after that, we'll show Rainbow Dash our awesome new cutie marks!" the stupid dodo bird, Scootaloo in case you didn't know, said with a grin, her wings buzzing with excitement. I couldn't help but groan, is she, like, in love with her or something. Apparently she heard my groan, since she quickly turned around with a glare, "what, you got a problem!?" wow, she really get's riled up easily.

"Don't you think it's pathetic?" I asked her with a smile.

"What's pathetic?" she growled back, like a deranged dog. Someone needs to put this mutt down.

"You try and you try, day in and day out, to get your cutie marks," I said as I walked closer to her, until I was only about a foot away, "and what do you have to show for it?" I asked with a smirk, "nothing, just like how you'll never have more than nothing on your stupid blank flank!" I giggled, causing her glare to harden. Oh this was just way to easy. That wasn't even a good insult and yet she acts like I said her dad died of stupidity.

"Oh yeah!?" she yelled back, shoving her face right next to mine, "well it's better than having a talent for wearing a hat!" oh no she didn't! That stupid little blank flank did not just say that! My cutie mark is my ability to craft diamond's into jewelry you stupid chicken!

>*punch her in the face*

>*provoke her into hitting you so she'd get expelled*

>You're cute when you're mad

Oh I like that second...wait, what was that last o-OH MY SWEET CELESTIA! W-why would I say that!? I blushed at that thought, especially with her face so close. She's not-well, she's not ugly, bu-wait, how would she react? I bit my cheek to prevent myself from grinning, that might actually be a good idea.

>You're cute when you're mad

Grabbing her hoof with mine, I brought her just a little bit closer.

"H-hey, what are you-"

"You know Scootaloo," I said sweetly, gathering everypony's attention, especially her's, "have I ever told you how cute you are when you're mad?" I said with a smile, causing Scootaloo to blush madly, her mouth trying and failing to say a proper response.

"I-uh, wh-wh, uh," she stammered repeatedly, her puny little brain unable to come up with a retort. She wasn't the only one. Everypony, even her friends, mouths were agape as they witnessed my amazing charm! Even Silver Spoon was having trouble grasping the situation. I couldn't blame them, I am far more mature than them after all.

"You are so cute," I said softly, leaning my face into her's, "I could just-"

RRRRRIIIIINNG!

"School's here gotta run!" Scootaloo ran off into the classroom, blazing past everypony, desperate to get away from me. I couldn't help but laugh as I looked towards her friends, who were glaring at me.

"What, jealous?" I asked with a grin, earning a scowl from Apple Doom and Sweaty Belle, but both walked past me and walked into the school, "ugh, what losers, right Silver Spoon," I turned to my friend, who was scowling for some reason. Why's she so upset, I was just messing around!

"I-I can't believe-ARGH!" she grunted and walked away. What's her problem now!? I was about to yell out for her, until I saw Miss Cheerilee glaring from the window. Oh great, looks like it'll be awhile before I can talk to Silver Spoon.


Another boring day at school, shocking. Really, do I actually need to know where the Griffon Empire is? I mean, it's not like they buy Daddy's products so why should I care? Whatever, it's not like I'm actually listening to a word Miss Cheerilee says, she's just soooo boring.

"Now everypony, I'd like you to split up into groups of two, and work together on your homework, since we got done earlier than expected," she said with a grin. Oh thank Celestia, now me and Silver Spoon can-

WHAM!

What the!? I look up to see Apple Doom glaring at me, with her book on top of my desk! Who does she think she is!?

"We need ta talk," she scowled at me, oh great, she must still be mad at what I did to her stupid friend.

"That's great and all," I replied to her with the up most dignity, "but I'm working with Silver Spoon!" and for some reason Apple Doom smirks at me, smirks!!! Who does she think she is!? Does she think she's better than me? Oh this hick is asking for it big time.

"Ah don't think Silver Spoon's gonna wanna work with ya fer a while," she said as she pointed behind me. Having no idea what she was talking about I turn around and-WHY IS SILVER SPOON WORKING WITH ALULA!?

"Seems yer friend doesn't wanna work with ya," oh that condescending tone of hers is begging for me to punch her, isn't it? "So ah guess yer stuck with me," I turned around to see that blank flank sit in her chair that she set up across from me.

"Let's just get this over with," I swear if I have to deal with this country bumpkin for more than five minutes I am going to kill her.

"No, cause like ah said we need ta talk," Apple Doom said as she stopped me from picking up my pencil, oh I'm never going to get this homework done am I? Then again, I could always get one of the maids to do it for me...oh well, guess I can listen to the hick for a few seconds.

"Alright, fine, what do you want?" I asked pleasantly, though from the look on her face she heard it differently. Yeah, keep glaring like that and I'll make sure to give you a reason to glare.

"Ah wanna know why ya'll hit on Scoots like that," yeah and I wanna know when you're going to get your hoof out of my face, it smells like sweat. Wait, is she jealous?

"What? Are you afraid I'll steal your marefriend from you?" I asked her, though she just kept on glaring at me, not even a hint of a blush. Well, guess she's not jealous.

"Ya'll stay away from mah friends if ya know what's good fer ya," she said quietly, glaring right in my face. Ugh, I can smell her breath and let me tell you, it's none to pleasant.

>Get your face out of my face before I make you

>Alright, fine, I'll leave her alone

>Don't worry, I'll leave your friends alone. I'm much more interested in you.

As much as I'd love to punch her face in, I'd get suspended pronto, and then I'll be grounded. As for the second, as if I'll give into her demands! Who does she think she is to boss me around!? I'm better than her, prettier than her, and...WHY IS THERE ALWAYS ONE CHOICE WHERE I HIT ON SOMEPONY!? Argh, whatever, fine! Maybe I can have some fun with this at least.

>Don't worry, I'll leave your friends alone. I'm much more interested in you.

"Don't worry Apple Bloom," I said sweetly as I grabbed her hoof in mine.

"Wha-what are ya'll doing?" she asked, pulling her head back, but not her hoof. Oh don't tell me she actually...oh this is going to be good.

"I'll leave your friends alone," I said as I pulled her closer, bringing her face back towards mine, "I'm much more interested in you," our noses were touching, causing her to blush.

"Wh-what da ya'll mean?" oh Apple Bloom, so ignorant and naive.

"What do you think I mean?" I asked back, tilting my head just enough so our lips were just barely touching, moving my head just enough so our lips would periodically brush together. Oh her face was so red! I hate to say it, but...it was kind of cute actually. I felt my own face burning from just thinking that!

"A-ah don't know?" her ears tilted back as she said that, oh she was just too adorable! I couldn't help but giggle at her antics.

"If you don't know, maybe I should show you?" I brought my face closer to hers, our mouths-

"Diamond Tiara and Apple Bloom stop that this once!" holy crap that scared me! I backed away from Apple Bloom, nearly falling out of my chair in the process, to find Miss Cheerilee glaring at us!

Oh crap don't tell me I did that in front of the entire class? I looked around and sure enough, everypony was gaping at the two of us, well, except Sweetie Belle, she was off in her own little world. And Silver Spoon, oh no she was glaring at me!

"I realize you two are growing up," I turned around to see Miss Cheerilee still glaring, "but please understand that there is a time and place for everything, and this is neither the time nor place," at that the entire class giggled, causing Apple Bloom to blush and duck her head under the table. To be fair, I wanted to disappear too. I can't believe I did that in class! Now everyponies going to think I like Apple Bloom!

After getting a scolding me and Apple Bloom got back to work, silently working by ourselves. And for some reason...I-I couldn't get the thought of her lips out of my head.


Class was finally over, and I hadn't gotten a chance to talk to Silver Spoon all day, she's been avoiding me as if I was the plague. What did I do to make her mad!? Well, since Silver Spoon apparently didn't wanna walk home with me, seeing as how she already left, I decided to just go home. I started to walk through the park on my way home, when I heard something in the distance, but I couldn't make it...is that singing? It sounded like singing. And it was beautiful. I've never heard such an angelic voice in all of my life, and I've been to plenty of performances. I had to know who was singing.

I walked towards where the voice was coming from, behind a bush. I walked around the bush and-IS THAT SWEATY BELLE!? It was! I didn't know she could sing, weird. But, it was lovely...

>Quit screeching, it's hurting my ears!

>Walk away and ignore.

>That was beautiful!

It really was the most beautiful voice I've ever heard, I could listen to it all day, but, this is Sweetie Belle! If I started being nice to her, then my reputation wou-oh wait, my reputation is already destroyed back at school, since I almost kissed Apple Bloom.

>That was beautiful!

"That was beautiful, where did you learn to sing like that?" I asked her, causing her to whip around, her face burning red.

"Diamond Tiara!?" she panicked as she backed away from me, "what are you..." she trailed off, her head tilted in confusion, "di-did you say my song was...beautiful?" she barely managed to squeak out, smiling softly at me.

...Oh wow I think I'm going to die. I can literally hear my heart beating like a drum!

"Y-yeah, uh, I m-mean-" I grunted to myself, there is no way she's going to see Diamond Dazzle Tiara gushing like a little school filly! "i-it was," oh come on, get it together Diamond! I can feel my blood rushing to my face, I couldn't even bring myself to look her in the face anymore.

"Thank you," she said sweetly. I took a quick glance and saw her playing with the dirt with her hoof, unable to look me in the eyes either.

"I-I'm going to go home now," this was getting way to awkward for me, so I just start to slowly walk away.

"Um, bye Diamond," Sweetie Belle waved shyly to me, oh, why is her blushing face so cute!? I waved back, and made my way home.


Usually at 9 O'clock pm, I would be playing my dating sims, but all I want to do is go to bed. Today...I have no idea if today sucked or not to be honest. I got to mess with the chicken, Silver Spoon is mad at me, my reputation is ruined because I almost kissed Apple Bloom, and I learned Sweetie Belle is adorab-GREAT SINGER! That's what I meant, yeah, totally.

Ugh, well, at least it's over. I close my eyes as I tuck myself into bed. Hopefully tomorrow will turn out better.

Diamond Tiara

I'm...tired...go...away.

Four fates rest in your hooves

What...ever.

Four hearts rest in your hooves

Shut...up.

Choose well at that darkness finally whisks me away into sweet dreamland.

Author's Note:

Uploaded early cause I'm gonna be busy tomorrow.

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