Something-something, witty short bio.
Who really cares about the things people say about you that they don't have the guts to say to your face?
Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, Fallout Equestria, cats and kittens, Too Cute, Wipeout, 3DS games, DVD movies, Audiobooks, love to read, do some kitty petting and brushing yaaaaaaaaaay
It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.
All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)
Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!
Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P
If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.
Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.