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Policy for stories: finish first, publish later. Well, except for my first one. That was a...shall we say, experiment.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

My Little Puny: A Play on Words

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

There's nothing more powerful than the magic of friendship... Except for an Apache Helicopter. That thing has guns AND missiles.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

"You think you know me..."

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Yes, always.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Poni

Hope you laughed or learned something.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

We are the collective consciousness of the Author Support group.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Captain Cutie on duty!

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.