It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun
I write stories of hope, redemption, love and being a dingus. That last one is just me...
I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.
That one lanky boi who tries to be in every creative portion of the fandom at once. Check my about page for all my links.
Yes, I am a werewolf. Yes, I will tear your face off if you irritate me. No, I can't be bribed with doggy treats. Don't feed the gremlins.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
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I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.
"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?
A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."
I draw stuff, and read, then draw more stuff. Sometimes it's ponies.
Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.
Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.
Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.
I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.
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Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.
There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.
"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.