Too much to write; too little time

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

I have no idea what I'm doing.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Not a changeling.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Horrifically Fun

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Forget not that I am a derp.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.