Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Navy Vet working IT, I usually write about whatever inspires me.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Cum historia, Mutat valde Razgriz, Revelat ipsum, Primum daemon scelestus est

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I am a proud high school drop out of the OKC public school system, a part time brony and a chain smoking asshole; I wouldn't recommend any of them to a kid.

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

The Bronies have now infiltrated the police, prepare for love and tolerance you criminal scum!

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I'm

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"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Everyone has the right to their own opinion. Unless it conflicts with my opinion. Then, their opinion is wrong.

Verbatim et lteratim

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Are you a Rebel?

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

The name's Green Hills (AKA VDH95), and welcome to my account~

Sometimes the void of space and the immensity of it all can put you to ease.

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff... I wouldn't recommend it. Count:2121

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

36 year old Brony who loves all things Sci-Fi