Too much to write; too little time

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

*blushes and then hides behind a bush*

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Horrifically Fun

Lets just write some damn stories.

deactived, thanks for hanging around.

hehehehe

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Commissions are closed until I can get my shit together. Or at least until I can gaslight myself into thinking I have my shit together. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

Done.

Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

Let's make this precious

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

God, I'm so sorry.

Just an ordinary guy in an ordinary website making extraordinary stories.

I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...