I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just another weirdo on the Internet.

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

What are you doing wasting time reading a bio? Go read good stories. Isn't that what you're here for?

My lifelong dream is to marry a pretzel.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

a brony who has been around and want to see the fandom to continue and flourish

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Drake is better than Tupac

Who let the dogs out?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Hello! I'm /Mc/Proky and I live in Czech Republic.

Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Confound these wretched equines! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

What's my age again?

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.