A Thief with a heart of a substance better left unsaid wakes up in Equestria after a unlucky turn of events. How will a jaded, world weary human get along with cheery, naive Ponies?
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Tireks on a ship far off away from any civilisation in the middle of the ocean. How big a yeild of sun fire would be possible without causing blast damage to the coast as long as places were shielded or evacuated from the tsunami? I mean, at worst case steal Tirek backbetween dimensions and steal a whole star or even oroborus wormhole to drop inside him?
Then again, for each attempt Max uses, Discord throws one of his specials into the mix, such as a time stop instead of slap metal or Darkrai. As is, give Tartarus can be sealed, just how many entities in there can dimention shift out of it given an oroborous worm hole should at the very least be the same class seal.
Also given the time stop, doesnt this allow Max to use steal time, oh Prince Of Pussy, from his enemies and give to himself, so that say he steals the time from a star, and gives it to himself, he just outscaled the planet by at least a factor of a million?
Max also forgot to check the city for signs of life again, given someons bound to have gone back in only in order to find records, treasures etc?
Best I can think is Discord is using subtle tricks to keep Max from realising just what he can do because otherwise by now he wouldve done his absolutele best to protect Twilight from when he wasnt physically there, while Twilight is drifting further away from him, breaking his only reason to live even more.
the trick being Discord is most likley going to use the failed Celestia, failed everyone catch 22 thought loop to take Twiight out fully, even better for him if Twilight goes all the way, and not to the human world, and Max is twisted just enough so he believes its all his fault and not Discords?
Due to catch 22 depression, Max removes himself from the equation, Discord wins, everyone loses.
Wonder if Spike wants a game of Ogres and Oubliettes, and Max remembers a certain episode of Dungeons and Dragons.
You sunk my Battleship.
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See, remember how Max felt like he was sticking his hand into something unbearably hot when he tried to do that? Max was only able to snatch one of his eyes because he didn't have to reach in and do it. He could do that from the surface, but I do like the Persona reference.
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You're waking the Blungpesnorps!
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Pity Max cant get an in by rekin Tireks ass.
Finally Tirek makes an appearance
Guessing it’s going to nearly impossible for max to steal his soul
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Ahhh ok, just trying to help yknow
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Tone doesn't translate well into text. Wasn't trying to come off as dickish
My idea was that through true theft he could simply steal Discord's will to fight. His will to cause harm. Or even his evil intent. At least with my understanding of how true theft works. It was commented that he can steal things that are concepts. Ergo, steal Discord's evil, put it in a bottle then dump his ass back in his old room in heaven and ground him for a few centuries for being a dick. If Zeus wants to complain about it, Threaten to steal his cock and give it to Hera.
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It's cat book time
Fucking finally I catch up, though now that I have, there's no more to read Oh well, guess I just gotta wait. (Great story by the way, absolutely love it )
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Thank you, I hope that you'll continue to read and enjoy.
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I guarantee that I will continue to read and enjoy, so long as you continue to make this story and stay awesome.
Mate, never stop this is my favourite story of all time and I've read every skullduggery pleasant book.
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Chapter Fifty-Four drops monday, so here's for cheers, yeah?
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Nice, can't wait for it ;)
So twilight is perfectly willing to send max to his death in a body he isn't used to fighting in, all because of a moderately petty incident, when taking into consideration that it was done to keep him alive. also, the thing in question is one of the more illegal things in equestria, when done without someone's consent.
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That one I didn't quite realize. Ther4e are plenty of reasons why they're toxic together and that seems like a pretty big one.
I'm suspending disbelief quite a bit and lots of things are annoying me but for now I'll just say this Noir was hyped up to be this super badass queen of war but the first real battle against an enemy and she gets her ass blasted, color me dissapointed. Don't worry Jesus kun will save us.