Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Human Convention Attacked, Evacuated
Dear Lyra Heartstrings:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Your roommate, Sweetie “Bonbon” Drops.
Dear Bonbon:
Human are real, dammit! Twilight proved they were real! Stop crushing my dreams!
Your former roommate, Lyra Heartsrings.
Dear Homos:
I may have proved that humans are real, but I fail to understand why you wish to sleep with them. I will admit that some of them are rather attractive, but most of them are quite ugly. Therefore, I find that the actions of the mysterious attacker are, while not justifiable, at least understandable. You sickos are a perversion of what is acceptable in society.
Your disgusted princess, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Homos:
Twilight was the attacker!
Your totally honest and reliable ruler, Princess Celestia.
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Dear Ass Face (also known as Celestia),
You must be going senile in your old age. Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle would never do something so childish. So ridiculous. So utterly foolish.
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N-n-now, Mistress, e-even though you are n-never wrong, I-I was saying you are none of th-those things, because you are too b-benevolent and magnanimous to do something so horrific. But, if you think I need more b-beatings, your wish is my command, my Mistress.
Yes, Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and current hoof rest,
Neko Majin C.
KBO.
You know Lyra, did Twilight ever tell you that's there a human version of you? And said human is in love with the human version of your roommate?