Spoilers for the Movie.

What if instead of tricking her friends into distracting Queen Novo so she could steal the Pearl, she tries to talk things out with the Queen while venting certain recent frustrations out.

Golden Prize has everything in order for her very first bank robbery: a note for the teller, fake cutie marks, and a pie in case she has to fight her way out.

Surely nothing could go wrong with her plan.

Surely.

New Coverart by AlwaysDressesInStyle

Hello everybody and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?: My Little Pony edition"! Here we have the day the earth ponies stood still, Solid State! The thestral who flew off with my wallet, Star Tooth! Hey it's the guy who returned my wallet, Dull Edge! And the one who broke his back from his namesake, Blunt Force!
I am your host, Drew Carey, let's have as much fun as we can watching these technicolour donkeys make complete asses of themselves!
Yes, Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

I'm going to try to alternate between scene-based games (Improbable mission, sound effects, narrate, etc.) and the other wacky fun ones (scenes from a hat, party quirks, hoedown, etc.) to give this fic different stories to tell. So long as this fic can tell a story or four, I should be able to keep the moderators happy... right?

Warning: Crude humour and sexual themes. But you probably knew that already.

I have since recently dedicated this fanfic to Europa. You may be able to find out why.

Filthy Rich has a problem. His daughter, Diamond Tiara, keeps breaking her promises to treat her classmates with more respect. In fact, she doesn't even seem to really understand what a promise is. Since punishing her does not seem to have much effect, Mr Rich is forced to consider a more creative parenting method. But how can he make such a spoiled, materialistic little filly as Diamond Tiara see the value of a promise?

With money, of course!

Now has a dramatic reading on Youtube! Kudos to DRWolf.

There is a very good reason that Princess Celestia sends Twilight and her friends to do her dirty work.

There is a very good reason that immortal, impossibly strong alicorns have a fleet of guards.

The newest Princess of Equestria needs to learn what strength really means to an alicorn.

When Twilight visits Celestia's private hall of stained-glass windows, each bearing the image of a long-gone friend, one in particular catches her eye.

Who was this pony?

Why was she so important to Celestia?

And why does she look so familiar?

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

Spike sends Rarity a letter on his way out of Ponyville.

Clementine Apple (née Orange) receives an extremely long-distance phone call. Equestria Girls-based content.

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

A Fallen London/Sunless Sea crossover

Twilight wished to know the secrets written on the wall so the bats took her someplace she could. A city of a thousand stories by a dark sea where secrets are cheap and souls cheaper. Now all she wants to do is go home, but what is the price she'll have to pay? What madness will she face in her quest to find her way back home. Even if it means losing herself to the madness of the Neath.

Editor: That Pegasus Over There

Tonight, Celestia will talk to Shining Armor. With just one conversation, she needs to save Equestria.

A homage to Pearple Prose, written in her style. Cover art by LoloPan. Proofread by Queuefka Palazzo, Lucky Roll, Selbi, Mr Numbers, Magello, and Pearple Prose herself.

As seen on EQD and the RCL interview.

Reading by Illya Leonov.
Reading by VocalNoctis
Chinese translation by Dreams Set Free.